I'M IN A REALLY BAD MOOD RIGHT NOW >:
 

ALL I WANT IS TOS EX UP ALL THE LADIES, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK >:

WELL IS IT :(

-willie

yes. you would die. that is too much sexing up, mister. >:

oh :(

how about just a handful or so :(

-willie

if you can fit a girl in your hand, you can sex her up all you want.

:(

so either I got to grow freakishly large hands, or I have to find some TINY women :(

EITHER WAY IT'S MAD SCIENTISTS I HAVE TO GO TO, AND I SWORE MY MOTHER I WOULD STAY AWAY FROM THME :(

POOP :(

-willie

STILL IN A BAD MOOD >: :(

-willie

still :(

-willie

>:

-willie

:(

-willie

Set something on fire.

already did :(

:(

-willie

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you.

They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So, I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give
Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you!

If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragout
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

thanks, that helps a little I guess :(

-willie

:(

-willie

If you can no longer sex up the ladies than that means I am boned! I don't even think I know how to come close to sexing up the ladies. I was hoping I could just bs my way through it, but now I know my chances are negative 4%.

I can't sex up ladies because of mental problems :(

-willie

The best way to attract females is to wear a hat (beanies are recommended, they will make you seem eDgIEr). Hats are like makeup for guys.

Trust me. :)

And goatees, and rayban sunglasses, and "Big Dog" T-shirts.

OMG :love

What, did I describe exactly what you look like?

I think Willie needs a cookie! :)

I THINK YOU NEED TO SHUT >:

-willie

FUCK you.

>:
i'm not a guy.