I-MOCKERY ACTION FIGURE CONTEST RESULTS POSTED!
 

After 2 days of going through all the entries, formatting the photos, and getting the commentary written up, the results of I-Mockery's "Make Your Own Action Figure!" contest are now up for your viewing pleasure! Thanks to those of you who took the time to turn in an entry.


I-MOCKERY ACTION FIGURE CONTEST RESULTS POSTED!
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Contests/Ac...igures/Results

-RoG-

FUCK YEAH! I FINALLY WON A CONTEST!

Hm..lessee...maybe there might be a difference between doing some actual assembly work, being creative, and submitting an interesting and amusing backstory instead of piling random shit up and sticking a face on top.

...Naw. Couldn't be.

EDIT:

capncrunchSOCK: WAS THAT AIMED FOR MINE, OR THE 2ND PLACE?
capncrunchSOCK: WTF

:lol

EDIT 2:

capncrunchSOCK: I REALLY HATE YOU.
Pernthedog: I know
capncrunchSOCK: FUCKER
capncrunchSOCK: GO READ HARRY POTTER
Pernthedog: I finished the whole series twice, I'm reading Dune now
capncrunchSOCK: OKAY, FUCKER.
Pernthedog: you sound angry
Pernthedog: is something wrong?
capncrunchSOCK: OKAY, YOU FUCKING PUSSY.
Pernthedog: do you mean you're okay, or okay, something's wrong?
capncrunchSOCK: I WANT TO PISS ON YOUR FACE.

I think the boy is angry.

Yeah no kidding Crunch, you just stacked stuff one finds under the sink in the bathroom and drew a mean face on it. WTF.

Dudefather's was kickass.

Bitching isn't going to get you anywhere Cap'n. We have 4 judges who each vote on their top 3 favorite entries. No judge voted for yours. I don't agree with every vote completely, but I play fair and whichever entries received the most votes got their placement. And yes, Dudefather definitely deserved 1st place.

I should have gotten a separate page for my entry since you enjoy deleting posts. >:

You're just lucky you didn't get a "slap on the wrist" ban for you entry, Achimp.

Pfffffft.

Triangulor would totally kick all their asses.

My wrist is already sore, thank you very much. :(

The best ones were the ones that sucked on purpose.
I thought for sure someone would draw a face on thier penis and take a picture or somehow incorporate more human nudity.

If only I had a webcam...if only...

Oh, I see. You thought I was talking about Achimp's barbarian entry.

I would have done that, but my camera doesn't have a wide enough shot.

Har har.

I must've missed what happened - I didn't know Chimp entered anything else, and I'm guessing I won't find out either.

when will the nameless bunny of death be in stores near me?

-There was definitely no contest there, the bunny was king.

-Why does a person named Andrew Stone have two dildos and nipple clamps?

-It makes me sad when people try to reference as much stuff from the site as they can to win; in this case, guy with Pickleman drawing.

-Where was Lars' entry? No purple monster :(

:love :love :love

I got first loser entry! 8-)

I totally didn't expect Dudefather's to kick that much ass, though. It was of mind numbing awesomeness. :o

Slorbvees demands that you inflict wounds upon yourself!

You know, I had a CHANCE with the last one. But THIS one required actual motor skills... That, and I don't have that much useless crap around my house.

Haha, what'd Cap'n do?

But, as for the winners:
SPOON INCIDENT? LOL! "SPOOOOON!" WTF WHY SPOON WHAT A NUT :lol
But, yeah, aside from that it was the best. I don get the #2 winner, but I'm gla you're at least usin a panel of judges now. Even if said judges are crusty sock puppets with high-pitched versions of your voice :<

How did you know? :(

Anyway, yeah, I've had judges for 3 contests now. I'm just glad that the Nameless Bunny got 1st place because I really do think it deserved it.

Some of my other favorites were the slutty wood nymph, liquidor, and Slorbvees & Zorba (seen above).

You certainly won't figure out unless you pick up on my sarcasm.

sarcasm.. here? never. :conspiracy