DEAR MARYLIN666
 

PLEASE MARRY ME, YOU ARE THE KINDA SATAN WORSHIPING GOD BELIEVEING PERSON I NEED TO HELP GET MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK.

I PROMISE TO DEVOTE MY LIFE TO SACRIFICING GOATS IN THE NAME OF LUCIFER AND WATCHING YUGIHO ALL THE TIME. WE CAN ALSO SIT AROUND THE FIREPLACE EVERY EVENING LOOK AT YUGHIO PICS AND YOU CAN CAPTION THEM FOR ME

EXAMPLE:



AND YOU WILL SAY:

"Tristes is very angry because Yugi took his cokaine away"

AND I WOULD MERRILY LAUGH THE NITE AWAY.

THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU.

I ENVY THE BONDS OF ANGSTY LOVE YOU TWO WILL SHARE. :tear

I saw her first. >: I will fight you for her hand :posh

I wanted her >:

You'll have to win her away from me first >:

I am the king wooer >:

@!
 

ORGY@!

You can all have her at once. That would be the most sinful thing to do, wouldn't it? :rolleyes

Only if it is in the butt ;)

ADIOS SUCKAS

MARILYN666 AND I ARE GOING TO ELOPE AND WATCH YU-GI-OH LONG INTO THE NIGHT AND MAKE PRANK PHONE CALLS TO VIDEO RENTAL ESTABLISHMENTS AND THERE'S NOT A GOD DAMNED THING MR ADVENTURE OR PERNDOG OR ANYBODY IS GOING TO DO STOP ME

:MadWithLove

>:

Thats not what she was thinking about last night, because she was too busy choking on my penis >:

Yo-Gi-Oh doesn't come on at night at all. :rolleyes

Ever heard of "VHS" Crunch? :rolleyes

I WILL ORDER THE COMPLETE SERIES RUN OF YU-GI-OH FROM EBAY, THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE VERSION WITH ENGLISH SUBTITLES OF COURSE.

WHEN WE DO THE HORIZONTAL ASS SHUFFLE, I'LL DRESS LIKE THE PROTAGONIST FROM YU-GI-OH, COMPLETE WITH SPIKEY YELLOW WIG. :erotic

*REMOVES GLOVE*
*SLAPS LES WASTE WITH GLOVE*
I SIR CHALLANGE YOU TO A DUEL IN HONOR OF MARYILN666
*PUTS GLOVE BACK ON*
*WALKS AWAY*

FINE THEN. AS I AM THE CHALLENGED, I WILL SELECT THE WEAPONS

WE WILL JOUST IN HOT AIR BALLOONS USING BLUNDERBUSSES. IF YOU CANNOT FIND A BLUNDERBUSS, THEN WE SHALL JOUST ON ELEPHANT BACK WITH PITCH FORKS

THE FAIR MAIDEN WILL BE MINE >:

I've been here longer than she has and nobody's ever proposed to me. :tear

;)

that's because you aren't nearly as stupid enough to say 'yes,' or even 'maybe.'

THREADS THAT SUCK IT GET THE LOCKDOWN AWW YEAH