omg, near death experience =.(
 

So early today in the student parking lot, some girl wearing a burka was booming down the road with murdah rap. I was scared for my life, 'cuz you know, incoming car bomb =.( and I was stuck in the middle of a lane. I mean, doesn't burka + rap = terrorism, declaration of war or something!?#?


I think I'm going to need a support group for this incident =.( Has anyone else had a near-death experience?

My dad almost killed me onmce :(

Whenever I read hollycausts posts I contemplate suicide.
DOES THAT COUNT?

*hugs Holly tight, and kisses her all over*

I'm so glad you're alright, sweetie. :(

That's not a near-death experience, that's just a girl wearing a burkah in a car. People like you make me sick.

Nothing gets through you. Excepts sarcasm. And reality. Go away.

Re: omg, near death experience =.(
 

I almost hit my head on teh floor. :melt

Dude, what the fuck is your problem? This girl was scared for her life because some funny-speaking Hindu beeyotch was going to carbomb her, and you go and insult her? You're a lowest peice of scum I've ever met, and I hope Burka lady rams her deathmobile right up your insensitive ass.

Anybody who responds to a Hollycaust post with something like "YEAH I KILL MYSELF EVERY TIME YOU POST CAUSE YOU SUCK LOL" is a retarded-ass cunt monster who thinks they'll finally be able to fit in somewhere by flaming somebody they assume we all hate.

Hollycaust rules >:

Chojin says i love holly because she is like a female version of me.

I always thought my boobs would be bigger.

AHEHAEhaHEhAEH

James, I now realize how every minute of our love counts <3 From now on, I'm going with you to strip malls with your pals, to "work" with that female co-worker of yours that you do every sat etc... but if you don't want me to, I'll understand. I'll cook you dinner and set up your porn mags on the table as usual, either way makes me happy <333

Are you going to crash your jet into my home tomorrow, Sept 11 stylz?

And then some ^_^

Tell you what. Let's make a pact. We'll go under the knife together. Instant double D's loloalokl

Oh, quit comtemplating and actually do it >: because it would be really cool if one day you pressed a littllllleeeee too hard on that razor blade and your mom walks in and finds, boohoo, that you have bled to death on the bathroom floor the night before.
See you in hell psycho.




Also, tampax pearl is the best ever. Remarkable shiny thing!!~

OK, Hollycaust this is really important, when you saw the person in the burkah, was she cross-eyed?

Well, I would only be able to tell if she was coming right at me, guy! THINK!!!!

:lol
Your kidding right?

You stereotyped the poor woman. I wonder how she feels... everyone fearing her because of the way she looks... not getting any business at her convenience store... slowly planning her revenge...
I suppose most people in my part of country don't think much about terroists. Maybe it is because we were so far away or maybe all the coffee saturation has shot our brains. Mmmmm... coffee...

I know how she feels. The other day, I saw a latino, and I almost died.:(

Oh no, you have it all wrong! It's not just her. Every time I see a guy with cornrows booming down the street or some midget behind a raised truck (which is ugly fyi), I get scared as well! :(

How could you compare my experience with such a trivial matter?! :tear A latino branding a gardening rake doesn't pose as much a threat as a veiled killer behind the wheel.

I'd believe it. They're easy.



Do it.
Thanks!

Holly, I am requesting that you take a picture of you holding up a sign that says "I LOVE JAMES." The sign cannot be photoshopped.

If you do this, and post it on these boards, I will know once and for all that you are not a character, and I shall marry you.

James is a leg humper.

James is lucky to have a character like you all to himself.

AGREED! :)

Before I go on, I want to add that it was really dark out, and this is Canada so I'm not used to guns!
One time I was with my friend and we needed a light for our cigarettes, so I asked this kindly looking old man with a duffel bag if he had a light. He starts rummaging through his bag all weird and muttering, and then out comes this gun . :eek
I stepped in front of my friend to shield her, that was my first reaction, and then the dodgy old fuck pulls the trigger and low and behold it's a lighter. :/
I felt dumb afterwards, but it's nice to know I'm thoughtful in a crisis, I guess.

If it was a rifle lighter, you may have gotten hurt. :eek

why do you even bother talking to me?