The Username Thread
 

How'd you get your username? :(

Somebody already had Schimid, so I picked one at random. :rolleyes

BORING STORY. DON'T READ IT: I used to be known across Internet Land as Max McGee around two and a half years ago (OMG THAT'S MY REAL NAME GUYS LOL :lol NO SERIOUSLY :rolleyes), and I had a really shitty website. My current website is rainbows and sunshine and hot chicks that poo real gold nuggets compared to my old one. I used to have a picture of Milhouse on the index page. I dumped that alias and soon I wanted to be known as Milhouse across the Internet (SINCE I'M GEEKY AND I USED TO BE ABLE TO DO A PERFECT IMPRESSION OF HIM >:), but since that wasn't original enough, I reversed the name and pronounced it Ess-oo-lim. I made a new website (which is basically improved stuff from my old site, plus more).

AND HERE I AM, OL' MILHOUSE BACKWARDS OR JUST PLAIN MILHOUSE. >:

I'll never reveal my real name. :(

YOU MEAN MAX MCGEE WAS A LIE??? :rolleyes

THIS THREAD GETS BETTER EVERY TIME IT'S MADE :picklehat

When I decided to join this forum, I needed a plain, hilarious, non-serious name. Since I'm a nerd I decided...nerd. It's that simple. :)

http://www.geocities.com/max_mcgee

:( :( :(

I don't really know?

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR GUYS-ES USERNAMES.

Except Esu. I'm waiting for Rongi too. :(

I CAN'T IMAGINE WHERE YOU GOT YOURS

The name "Bubba" is relevant because I like saying "Bubba Juice" in a loud wierd voice.

I don't know why I decided on "Captain" Bubba. If I ever made a new name itd be Bubba or BubbaJuice.

This thread is begging to be a mega gay-up. :/

edit: The gorilla does do wonders for this thread.

I was trying to think up a name cause my old one on EZ board sucked, but I wanted Captain in it. :( I always eat in front of the computer, and the cereal was Cap'n Crunch. :(

what was your name on the ezboard?

And no thread with the gorilla bat can be a gay-up :(

My dumb friend Kyle just kept saying Rongi in a really weird voice all day.

Thus, Rongi was born :(.

Rongi was also a name I gave to some paper cartoon I drew when I was bored.

Fun fact: Rongi is also an anagram for groin :eek

I forget, it was really fucking retarded, but it had Captain in it. I only posted about 10 times, and I joined before the pickle hat mini-mock.

I thought Rongi was supposed to be a shot at yourself. :(

Rongi backwards is Ignor, like ignoramus. I think too much. :(

People always call me a hick, so I guess it just stuck with me. :/

It kinda is :(

So techniqually, you're kinda like a veteran


:(

I remember mentioning this before and me and Rongi got into a war about palindromes. :(

I remember when everyone called Schimid "Schmid". I knew how you felt because I still get some fuckers (FartinMowler) that call me "Eusolism". :(

Whatever, Eusolism. :rolleyes

Watch it, Crunch. Technically, I've been around the boards longer than you and have seniority over you, since I discovered both the site and the boards around when the First Choose Your Own Adventure Minimock came out. Fool. >:

I lurked all the time and never registered though, but posted about 10 times as an unregistered bastard. Boy is my face red. :(

LOL. SOMEONE WROTE A REVIEW OF STAND BY ME, AND SINCE I REVIEWED THIS MOVIE FIRST, THE IDIOT CREDITED ME AS THE WRITE OF THE MOVIE. LOL LOL. :(

I was at school and I saw some guy on the internet translating the phrase "I am a goat, I can never die!" into German, and I thought, "Boy, that is pretty funny." :(

It's a long story but I'll shorten it up as much as I can.


It's 11 years ago in my senior year of High School, me and my friends wanted to leave some kind of impression on the school. We all played some sort of instrument, I played guitar along with another one of my friends, while others played drums, sax, violin (token asaian guy), and a harmonica. We put these instruments together and form this inane rock/jazz/blues band. All else we needed was a keyboardist. We couldn't find one, so aside from the guitar I played keyboard (and poorly). We called ourselves The Professors of Cool, we practiced all we could until we heard about The Battle of the Bands at our school. We put all out money together to get it. On that night we found out many came but only 3 bands were there: a metal band, a punk band, and us. We played our set last, it's was a funked up version of "Don't Fear the Reaper" (Do not ask) and we played the Super Mario Theme. We beat the other two senseless. And for like 3 weeks we were famous. Then grunge came along and everyone forgot about us and we disbanded. I swear to this date, our music makes Evenflow sound like a tampon commercial jingle.

Fin

My friends all call me Goat, owing to its similarity to my last name. Some say I look like a goat, and the "Big Papa" well, I just like the sound of that.

boring story:
My friend came up with this name when i was 12. He was getting a new sn anyways and decided to give me this one. I was 12, so i thought it was really bad ass and i have registered for everything on this same name cuz im too uncreative to change it. i was thinking of registering on i mock as Thor God of Lightning but i thought it was too long...

And too metal for someone of your low to moderate degree of metalness.

I was on this board since sometime in the summer of 2001. My name was "book gun" from the UCB sketch, then "lionel Hutz", my favorite lawyer, then "evil robt" because I hate you all and I have a stun gun.

I named myself after the girl who tried to assassinate Gerald Ford after Squeaky Frome.

uuuuuhhhh..... Amy fisher?

That's it.

I called myself started calling myself AChimp because I used to hang out in various tech support channels on IRC and laugh at all the stuck up little nerds who thought they knew everything. It pissed them off especially when I made fun of them by saying that even a chimp could spout off this "really advanced" computer advice to losers who showed up begging for help.

A few days later I decided that AChimp would be a cool user name for everything, and I also concluded that IRC was gay.

AND I GET PISSED OFF AT PEOPLE WHO PRONOUNCE IT EH-CHIMP. IT'S ACHIMP AS IN "A CHIMP. " >:

I also answer to Chimporama, Chimpy (unofficially :rolleyes) and my all-time favourite, Chimp Lips. :love

how bout Chimposaurus or Mega sexy super hot Chimp? :lol

Chimposaurus has a nice ring to it. I will have to consider that.

How about virgin?

REALLY INTERESTING STORY THAT YOU SHOULD ALL READ

My name comes from Megaman Legends. Megaman is refered to as Megaman Trigger. I liked the way it sounded and stole it.

I also used it in a story as the name for a character that causes tons of bad events (hence he was a "trigger")

Now wasn't that interesting

You all know what my name is from because you're all geeks and/or nerds :(

How about potato chimp? :lol You can't have just one :love ... :lol ... :lol ... :/ ... :(

I got my nick because I refused to join the military and the government stuck me in a kindergarten and said 'work here while everybody else is in the force'. A lot of the kids couldn't pronounce my real name, so they said Pjalne instead. And then people started calling me that.

Fun fact: English kids pronounce my name 'Pirahna'.

I probably should have called myself Pirahna.

I had a few nick names as a kid like "howdy doody" and "woody" but this one guy named Darren gurlick (I of course called him "girl licker") and came up with fartinmowler. He ended up being a quite a dickhead.

It's a Slint song. Haha, no it isn't. You're fucking all morons.

It should be " Your all fucking morons" Noob3 is a great name :rolleyes

I always thought it was fartin mowler because your real name was "Martin Fowler". I even know a martin fowler, and a scott fowler (scotty has downs syndrome).

Once Rongi wrote a poem about Al Roker and Hot Pockets and how he loved Al Roker. But not in a gay way. Except now we all know it is in a gay way.










lol @ rogi hes a fag nd gai lolz

Ya we have a convention each year and I have a picture taken with all the other Martin Fowlers then we trade wives and tell are children that all people that are not fowlers are evil and should be killed..Scotty is are leader.

Also, you suck.

Mine means "skinny monkey" in some language, I forget.

Alphonse is my middle name. It's also my mothers fathers name. He was named after King Alphonse. :)

from a quote of trent reznor:::

Curiosity kills, like if theres a crash on the highway and you know you dont want to look, but you're hoping to see some blood- trent reznor

It's there twice so that means your really really stupid.

guess so huh? so i will repeat this twice.....


FUCK OFF ASSHOLE
FUCK OFF ASSHOLE

thx. end.

When my family first got internet a long while ago and I was making my email account, I wanted something easy to remember. I saw my dad's "Super Fly" soundtrack vinyl record albumb, and I decided to use a form of that. Then I added the 345 to make it rhyme.

FLY-FIVE???

WHOOPS TRY AGAIN >:

Fly-My-Dad-Fucks-Prostitutes???

That was lame. >:

And that is why it is funny.
You can't pronounce the V man!!! Only squares do that. Of you are fly you will say supA fly, three fo' fai!

WHOOPS TRY AGAIN >:

Fine. My new name from past to present is now, and always has been, I am alive 345

I know how scott fowler can make no sense. But you are not scott fowler, and I belive it is safe to say that you DO NOT have down syndrome. So the question remains (you who is not named martin). Why the hell do you act like a retard even though you have no known medical condition?

Zorak-if you do not knwo you are teh stoopids

790- 790 from Lexx

Evil Robot just pretend that your and idiot. Ok, no difference right?

Scott Fowler?
How could you tell he has no known medical condition? He is alive isn't he? Isn't he well? Those are medical conditions.
Unless of course you are assuming that he don't exist at all, he never wrote anything previously, and you are asking nothing (him) about why he act like a retard. Yes, then he would have no known medical condition.
Maybe he is just a phantom.

Alphonse means 'lazy pimp'.

To really understand, you must hear this: http://web.onetel.net.uk/~gavinchand.../music/bod.mp3

It's very short.

But I think self explanatery:

I wear 70's clothes all the time and other various retro schwag. And I was watching vh1 do something on woodstock '69 and they were interviewing this one chick who called everyone "kats." So I started calling people kats, and I put it in my username, too.

Many years ago I moved to Iceland, & when I came back to the states I wore a large amount of vintage hawaiian shirts to poke fun at myself for being a "stupid ugly american". For sevral monts I wore these ugly shirts and made fun of Americans, and all things american. Everyone one saw that I was wearing Hawaiian shirts and would make referance to the lame ass show Hawaii Five -O, and say "Book'em Danno" I starting spelling it with the D with a line in it, and the O w/ a slash through it (which is really pronounced Thannoo), Shorthly there after I became a minister, & everyone called me Rev. Danno, or Rev. D.
My old, old nick name was A german form of my old stage name "Danny Sharp", I went by Daniel Spitzer, people really think it's my name... Some times I sign things Rev. Daniel B. Spitzer Jr. C.C. (certified chef)... Or Rev. Daniel C. O'blivion Jr. C.C.
My real name is very Irish/Hebrew...

They call me Perndog because my real name is Pern and I am totally fly and I chill with tha brothas and they call me dawg.

What the fuck kind of name is Pern?

What the fuck kind of name is Rongi?

And wouldn't it be Perndawg. :rolleyes

And Rongi is a username, not his real name. :rolleyes

Damn, nothing slips past you does it?