my boobs point to the sky!!

So FS cares about how well a woman can feed her children. Thats deep. I guess looks aren't everything.

My brother's boobs point to the east.

Women...
By Rev. Danno

I love 'em all...
Never look a gift tit in the nipple...
Boobs are great not matter what size or shape, but then again that's how I feel about women...
I love 'em all...
Ok, I'll be honest not all, only about 65% of them from ages 18-65...
But you have to admit, that's a whole lot of love...
I'm not crazy about women getting perfectly good breasts cut up to put silicon in them, but if it makes them happy... Fine by me...
Women don't even have to have breasts... Still love 'em...
The way women smell, walk, talk, breath, and even if there doing nothing...
Only thing better then a woman is a smart woman...
Only thing better then a smart woman is an evil smart woman...
I'm not talking whips and chains, I wanna be your dog evil...
I'm talking Evil like the fruits of the Devil, makes it so you don't know if your coming or going evil...
Only thing better then an evil, or smart woman is a full grown woman...
Girls that 18, 19, 20, 21, etc... just don't know what time it is...
A woman with some knowledge, the kind you don't get from school...
Late 20's- late 30's... You know what I'm talking about...
As Jon Spencer said "Full grown woman drives me wild, full grown woman crazy style!"...
I don't know what he was talking about crazy style...
Mmmm Women...

If your standards are that low, you must pass out when you catch sight of one that's actually hot.

Did you know that milk glands are just modified sweat glands, and that milk is just a specialized form of sweat?
Mine are a size B. :boob :boob
Any other women here irritated as hell by back-close bras? I can't stand those itchy eyehooks. I only wear front closes, and its damned hard to find a good front-close. >:
I've heard that some men go for small ones. I remember some female comedian saying the she didn't think of hers as being small, but rather as being rare exquisite minatures. ;)

Maria Bamford. :o

YES! THAT'S HER!
Ninjavenom gets to borrow my lingerie for having such a great memory. :)

Perny? Have you bothered to look at the name of this web site forum?
Yeah, it's called I-mockery.net...
In all truth, I hate mostly everyone...
But I do have a thing for women with glasses, or smart women with glasses, or smart evil women with glasses, or smart evil women with glasses between the ages of 26-36. Um yeah...

Right...I-Mockery.net, where people poke fun at each other in the interest of mutual amusement. Examples of which include questioning, in a flippant manner, another member's fortitude when faced with an attractive female.

Have I got it? Or am I still missing something?

Women are hot. Smart women are extra super hot. :love glasses :love and :love braces :love

I love you Perny, you're so pretty...
Damn straight Tall McVentiGrande
Um... Yeah!

With silver dollar size aeriolas, if my memory serves me correctly. God, I'm pathetic :love :pervert

I'm with Danno, girls are the best regardless of bust size. :o


edit: What do i know about women? I means girls. :D

YES. :(

NO. >:

Smart is hot. Skinny is hot. Extra girliness is hot.
Braces are not. Tomboys are not hot. Sagging boobies are not hot.
Glasses don't really make a differance... they come off anyway.

Braces are cute and cute can equal sessy on the right girl.

Women are gross.

Girls are sexy. :P

Braces are too hot. JERKS. >:
So are pigtails. :(

edit: didn't read this before i posted


EXACTLY. thank you.

Err skinny can be sickening. Esp when they just look like one of those plastic skeletons covered in skin coloured plastic. A nice chick (physically) in my eyes is around a size 12. They are nice and curvy and dont look like bones...

Yeah, that size of girl would kill me, my acceptable lady is around half that. I have disturbed tastes in women anyway, I find a little rib attractive...

Everytime I see an uber-skinny girl, I want to try throwing her across the room and/or breaking her brittle limbs, just to see if I could.
Back in the good ol' days women like that died in childbirth. :)

Looking at skinny girls is fine, but once you get past that stage, they're just so much less fun than normal-sized ones. My last girlfriend looked like a model, and I thought I was going to break her on accident. :(

• 6 basic stages of woman's wieght.
• Morbidly Obese - get this woman to the hospitol.
• Fat girl - Usually pretty nice, but still kind of bitter of thinner girls.
• Voluptuous - SHE IS CURVES. Usually comfortable with looks.
• Medium - Alot of these running around. Comfortable with looks but not as nice as the heavier girls.
• Slim - Usually rather stuck up. Still has enough meat to have some chest. (my downfall woman)
• Anorexic - get this woman to the hospitol.

Of course muscle mass effects how well each one looks too, but that is too complicated.

I don't find really skinny girls attractive at all. They need to have some meat on them. :)

:meat

Like a hamburger ... on a plate ... on their back ... and you can enjoy a good burger while you're watching the game while you're :meat ... it started out as a funny thought anyway. :/ :georgecastanzatrifecta