Boobs when are they TOO big.
 

I mean really , it does get to a point when not matter how redblooded you are , you just start to think *eww gross*.
Yea sure large boobies can be attractive , but not when there the size of beachballs.

yeah but how about when they're too small, then you start to think *wheres the boobs*
Sure really big boobs are bad but small ones are probably worse

A hand full is good.

--Domo

I think I finally figured out how big is too big:

When you notice them more than a girl's face.



I think I finally figured out how small is too small:

When you're molesting a boy, only to find out he has a vagina.

they're too big when they choke you when she's on top.

They are just sacks of fat. I prefer chicks with smaller breasts to massive ones or even worse.... FAKE. They are the worst breasts of all.

Anything but triangle tits or sock sacs is peachy for me.

What about when the nipples are facing different ways, like a Chameleon's eyes? :lol

Time to sue your surgeon.

im not like other guys who are like all about the big boobs, i mean yea its nice and all but its whats on the inside that counts. i mean big boobs are nice but ya know.

dude :tear

I like boobs as long as they aren't floppy doggy titties. :(

You've never seen or touched boobs. Your opinion doesn't count.

Like you have. :rolleyes

There's this girl who sits next to me in my social studies class that always wears a low-cut dress. This wouldent be bad if her boobs werent so nasty. There are like a pale yellow and theres a blue vien sticking out in the right one. :/

anything more than a handful is a waste of time...I prefer b's

OMG ARE YOU A LESBIAN :eek

I HATE FLOPPY SAUSGAE BOOBS >:

I have no experience with breasts :tear or bra sizes, but as long as it's proportional to the size of the girl, it's all good.

I am paranoid when it comes to really big breasts. I'm afraid that the woman might hate me and try to smother me or something. :(

Smaller breasts are better, IMO. Not really small, but decent handfuls. ;)

Breasts are too big when the chiropractor no longer helps the pain.

Breasts are best at a large B cup. Big enough to notice and enjoy, too small to sag. Those babies always point up.
Oh, and skinny girls can get them naturally too. Not fond of large tits if they are connected to a manatee.

I HATE BOOBS >:

-willie

From the guy opinions I've collected, it seems perkiness is a factor. Enough that she needs a bra, but not so much that if she doesn't have one, they fall to her waistline. I see perky C's as ideal.

You more or less nailed it.

Nothing hurts worse than a girl with perky boobies, but watching them fall towards the Earth when you remove her bra. :(

"im not like other guys who are like all about the big boobs, i mean yea its nice and all but its whats on the inside that counts. i mean big boobs are nice but ya know"

dude :tear

my boobs point to the sky!!

So FS cares about how well a woman can feed her children. Thats deep. I guess looks aren't everything.

My brother's boobs point to the east.

Women...
By Rev. Danno

I love 'em all...
Never look a gift tit in the nipple...
Boobs are great not matter what size or shape, but then again that's how I feel about women...
I love 'em all...
Ok, I'll be honest not all, only about 65% of them from ages 18-65...
But you have to admit, that's a whole lot of love...
I'm not crazy about women getting perfectly good breasts cut up to put silicon in them, but if it makes them happy... Fine by me...
Women don't even have to have breasts... Still love 'em...
The way women smell, walk, talk, breath, and even if there doing nothing...
Only thing better then a woman is a smart woman...
Only thing better then a smart woman is an evil smart woman...
I'm not talking whips and chains, I wanna be your dog evil...
I'm talking Evil like the fruits of the Devil, makes it so you don't know if your coming or going evil...
Only thing better then an evil, or smart woman is a full grown woman...
Girls that 18, 19, 20, 21, etc... just don't know what time it is...
A woman with some knowledge, the kind you don't get from school...
Late 20's- late 30's... You know what I'm talking about...
As Jon Spencer said "Full grown woman drives me wild, full grown woman crazy style!"...
I don't know what he was talking about crazy style...
Mmmm Women...

If your standards are that low, you must pass out when you catch sight of one that's actually hot.

Did you know that milk glands are just modified sweat glands, and that milk is just a specialized form of sweat?
Mine are a size B. :boob :boob
Any other women here irritated as hell by back-close bras? I can't stand those itchy eyehooks. I only wear front closes, and its damned hard to find a good front-close. >:
I've heard that some men go for small ones. I remember some female comedian saying the she didn't think of hers as being small, but rather as being rare exquisite minatures. ;)

Maria Bamford. :o

YES! THAT'S HER!
Ninjavenom gets to borrow my lingerie for having such a great memory. :)

Perny? Have you bothered to look at the name of this web site forum?
Yeah, it's called I-mockery.net...
In all truth, I hate mostly everyone...
But I do have a thing for women with glasses, or smart women with glasses, or smart evil women with glasses, or smart evil women with glasses between the ages of 26-36. Um yeah...

Right...I-Mockery.net, where people poke fun at each other in the interest of mutual amusement. Examples of which include questioning, in a flippant manner, another member's fortitude when faced with an attractive female.

Have I got it? Or am I still missing something?

Women are hot. Smart women are extra super hot. :love glasses :love and :love braces :love

I love you Perny, you're so pretty...
Damn straight Tall McVentiGrande
Um... Yeah!

With silver dollar size aeriolas, if my memory serves me correctly. God, I'm pathetic :love :pervert

I'm with Danno, girls are the best regardless of bust size. :o


edit: What do i know about women? I means girls. :D

YES. :(

NO. >:

Smart is hot. Skinny is hot. Extra girliness is hot.
Braces are not. Tomboys are not hot. Sagging boobies are not hot.
Glasses don't really make a differance... they come off anyway.

Braces are cute and cute can equal sessy on the right girl.

Women are gross.

Girls are sexy. :P

Braces are too hot. JERKS. >:
So are pigtails. :(

edit: didn't read this before i posted


EXACTLY. thank you.

Err skinny can be sickening. Esp when they just look like one of those plastic skeletons covered in skin coloured plastic. A nice chick (physically) in my eyes is around a size 12. They are nice and curvy and dont look like bones...

Yeah, that size of girl would kill me, my acceptable lady is around half that. I have disturbed tastes in women anyway, I find a little rib attractive...

Everytime I see an uber-skinny girl, I want to try throwing her across the room and/or breaking her brittle limbs, just to see if I could.
Back in the good ol' days women like that died in childbirth. :)

Looking at skinny girls is fine, but once you get past that stage, they're just so much less fun than normal-sized ones. My last girlfriend looked like a model, and I thought I was going to break her on accident. :(

• 6 basic stages of woman's wieght.
• Morbidly Obese - get this woman to the hospitol.
• Fat girl - Usually pretty nice, but still kind of bitter of thinner girls.
• Voluptuous - SHE IS CURVES. Usually comfortable with looks.
• Medium - Alot of these running around. Comfortable with looks but not as nice as the heavier girls.
• Slim - Usually rather stuck up. Still has enough meat to have some chest. (my downfall woman)
• Anorexic - get this woman to the hospitol.

Of course muscle mass effects how well each one looks too, but that is too complicated.

I don't find really skinny girls attractive at all. They need to have some meat on them. :)

:meat

Like a hamburger ... on a plate ... on their back ... and you can enjoy a good burger while you're watching the game while you're :meat ... it started out as a funny thought anyway. :/ :georgecastanzatrifecta

I find it interesting how it's become rather commonplace to hate skinny girls, or find them disgusting. I mean, a skinny girl isn't automatically an anorexic just as much as a fat girl isn't automatically a lard harvester.

bOObs!~
great stuff!

the O's in "bOObs" looks like... like... :eek

...like DONUTS!

JUST LIKE "HOOTERS" :eek :eek

OR EYEBALLS. :eek :eek

>:

Tooters Too Tall Take Two To Fall!

Loose lips sink ships ... one wrong move and you're in deep shit ... umm ... eww.

Goddamnit kelly. You're such a woman. >:

what r u a homo boobs r the best but not when they hang to ur knees but boobs the size of beach balls o ya !!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUIET YOU >:

What would you know about boobs, unless they were attached to a fat man on a beach blanket eating strawberry Pop-Tarts?

i don't wear bras, but you all already knew that.

i'm a size 10. marilyn monroe size. sometimes i'm an 8, but that's when i decide that my bottom is getting too big and i start running.

i used to be a size 6...when i was snorting cocaine every night and eating only a salad a day. NOT WORTH IT.

I think there are beautiful women in all sizes.

Isn't that what I said last week...

I only eat a salad a day. And I am as big as a whale!
Damn, that cocain is a killer weightloss gimmick! What store carries it?

you said "punkgrrrlie10 thinks there are beautiful women in all sizes"?

I HATE YOU.

i agree with what blue said on page 1.

Believe me, regardless of size or shape, if you can get some puppies into your hands on free will, they'll be beautiful!!

:boob :boob

And BTW, anything that doesn't fit in a mouthful is excess baggage.

:party

Either you have a huge mouth or you're into some really skinny women...

I dont like skinny women, when you are having sex with them, you are scared to hurt them if by any chance you happen to enjoy it and fall on top of her, because of that you cant really enjoy it.

Sex with skinny women sucks ass

>:

So you're saying you would rather have sex with a beached whale because there is no chance you'd inflict any damage with your massive frame and giant cock? :rolleyes

Sorry to disappoint u and all, but Marilyn Monroe was a size 16.

Did you know that 80% of the women in the United States wear the wrong bra size?

Speaking of which...any of my fellow gals know where I can buy a good front close bra? I can't seem to find them anywhere.

:/ Well if all the men on here prefer breasts that are B cup then I'm an odd one out because I'm a 32 D which is at least a handful. Now that may make you think I'm a fat bitch, which I'm not. I'm a curvy girl which apparantly means I'm volumptuous. I'm not, I'm a size 12!

I like having a big chest, but I hate it when men talk to my chest.

Misinformation man was so much better than Jeannette. I hate Jeannettetreter sfgab ddrtnwtr69

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by the by that was post number 69 ferret. By now it won't be (dynamic post count >: ) but it was just for a little while and I had the apportunity to comment on it!

Kill her! That's all you have to do!

Kill mary?

She's a risk. And get the priest as well.

All those posts about the anus seem to have caused Helm to burn out.

FOOT LOCKER >:

10 PM...

Not a sports bra! A regular bra! >:

12 is fat. Don't try getting me aroused you manatee.

Ummmm, would this help :/
http://www.carolwrightgifts.com/inde...003&category=A

a friend showed me that tonight :(

Will you be my friend?

Clothing sizes vary widely from designer to designer. >:

I like a handful with those little pudges of skin poking out between my fingers when you have a really good hold on the twins.

>: Thats English size 12 to you, apparantly thats an American size 10.

< Squelch! >

Roger, Tokyo! Confirm your frequency, over.

Vomit. I knew it. I bet your ribs aren't visible AT ALL you walking fridgerator.

Odd...to say the least. Very odd...

Woohoo!! So there ARE people that exist who appreciate women with a figure like mine ^_^

FUCK THAT. UNLESS YOUR NAKED AND ON YOUR BACK, MEN DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU EVER. AM I RIGHT LADIES? :picklehat