you have to ask before you can ask this, C:\. Didn't you read the thread?

You have to ask me before you can ask this, unless you are asking to ask my permission, Hickman. If that's the case then go ahead.

You may ask permission! :)

youre not allowed to post in this thread.

yes you may! :)

youre supposed to ask permission before you say this

Can I post this sentence? :lol :(

Yes you may! :)

Alright Jixby, may I have permission to have hideously kinky sex with the girl in your sig?

Can I post THIS sentence? :lol :(

OMG, I FORGOT TO SAY MOTHER MAY I. :(

yes you may.

I should remind you all yet again that you don't need to tell me what you are planning to ask after you've been granted permission to ask permission! You may simply just ask for permission!

Yes to the first sentance, but the second one you'll should have asked first!

PERMISSION TO POST THIS PICTURE I TOOK OF YOU AT MY PARTY LAST THURSDAY

Edit: Pic removed. Use context clues.

I DIDN'T MIND YOU GUYS DOING THAT AT MY PARTIES BUT THATS LIKE THE THIRD GUY YOU WERE WITH THAT NIGHT? WHATS THE DEAL? >:

JIZZBY FUCKLIPS >:

The only reason is because you asked me to be specific about what I was asking permission for :(

May I have permission to ask more permission?

Okay, I'm breaking character here, but don't people get banned for posting porn?

Okay, I'm breaking character here, but don't people get banned for asking for more permission?

Well, if I had more permission, I could get away with a lot more.

But then again, maybe you should do like handgun shops and institute a 3 day waiting period for permission.

can i ask permission from jixby?

yes you may! :)

can i ask permission from jixby to thank him for giving me permission to ask permission?

THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST FUCKING GAY THREAD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!MY GOD SREW U ANDUR PERMISSION ASKING NAZI WAYS I HATE YOU , NOW JIXBY YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO GO AND KILL UR SELF

Jixby, may I ask your permission?

may I have permission to ask you permission to gain superpowers in some kind of industrial accident which thusly renders me unstoppable so I can do good and give everybody food for free and so that I can also give you a Ginat Robot of Doom just so that I can have a nemesis, even if that nemesis is far more witty than I could ever be?

Jixby, all I want to ask you is, Can I give you a cyber hi-five?
So I guess I'm asking permission to ask permission to give you a cyber hi-five. PLEASE.

I request permission to jack off. :(

CAN I HAVE PERMISSION? :picklehat I WARN YOU THOUGH IT IS QUITE CRAZY WHAT IM PLANNIGN

Unfortunately, C:\ did not obtain a parent's signature on his permission slip, and has been banned for a month.

may i have permission to have casual fridays, or even TGIFridays

Yes! :)

I'll let you off with a warning, but you really need to ask permission before posting in this thread! Thanks!

Go ahead, buddy!

Sounds pretty weird but go ahead!

Okay!

Who are you asking, Nerd?

Haha, sure don't go TOO crazy though! ;)

lol

Did you ask if you could ask this? I can't remember... Oh well, I suppose I'll let it fly this one time, since I forgot... who are you asking, Professor?

Jixby can i ask permission to ask permission later so i dont have to ask permission then?

No. Just kidding, I mean yes!!!!

Hey! I WANT PERMISSION!!!! Will you give me some permission? Please?