NEW MINIMOCK: "THE LOST BOYS" by -RoG-
 

Since we've officially kicked off the Halloween season here on I-Mockery with a new flash intro and the spooky design scheme, what better way to keep things moving along than with a review of what may very well be the best vampire movie ever - The Lost Boys. It's got 80's cheese, vampires, and the two Corey's. What more could you ask for? Check out this 2 page in-depth look at one of my all-time favorites...


SPOOKY MOVIE SPOTLIGHT: "THE LOST BOYS" by -RoG-
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Lost-Boys

Enjoy!

-RoG-

I was listening to Cry Little Sister from that movies soundtrack when I saw this.

Amazingly, I just found this movie on DVD at Wal-Mart yesterday for $8.97. Spooky!

it was so scary that i didnt finish it. :(

Holy crap!
I totally remember listening to the soundtrack to Lost Boys, & playing Ad&d when I was a kid. My friends and I thought that movie kicked so much ass, the only thing cooler was the bootleg copy of Heavy Metal my friend Greg got at a comic con. ( we watched both movies a crap load of times)...
My god, I've always been a nerd!

Regarding a thread you posted in Loveline Danno...

Concerning the two chicks who are/were/still are your friends, yadda yadda...

If all nerds were in that position, I'd be glad to call myself a nerd ;)

Damn, I was hoping this minimock would finally address that faint crying you can hear at night coming from Roger's basement.

Rog, fan-fucking-tastic job, I didn't think it was possible to top the Freddy and Jason ones, but I am so happy I was wrong.

I thought I was the only person on the planet that over analyzed Corey Haim's ambiguous sexuality in this film.

I was so hoping there would be a head chomp gif, and you didn't let me down!

Best gif ever:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Lost-Boys/18.gif

You know what's worse than the line "Death by stereo!"? People who think it's a good line. I know so many people who say that was their favorite part of the movie.

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Lost-Boys/7.gif

Second best Gif..

BOOYAH, Windex is the best :)

No! Must not mention that gif. Aww damn! My eyes are bleeding again now...

Great review, but correct me if I'm wrong (I haven't seen the movie in a few years): don't we discover at the very end has he drinks some "root beer" that it's really blood?

Also, that second gif is easily the most evillest (you read that correctly) picture I have ever seen. :goth

um....when would they find out it's blood? the movies ends as he closes the fucking fridge!
And why the fuck would he drink blood out of a rootbeer bottle after having just killed a vampire, and complaining that he hates them?

Not too bright...

Isn't the one kid in it the crazy kid from Stand By Me? :(

Corey Feldman. He´s also in The Goonies and some Troma film.

Don't forget The 'Burbs, Friday the 13th and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Fuck, what a career.

Didn't he wind up dying of a drug overdose or something?

He isn't dead in real life. That is what they said in stand by me.

He was in bordello of blood too. Can't forget that waste of 3 bux.

Why not? He never said he hates them, just that there's too many.... screw it, you win. This is definitely not a movie for speculation on, and as I said, I haven't seen it in years. After all, I'm just another n00b doing the dirty job of looking like an imbecile.

Thanks everyone, glad ya enjoyed the review. Definitely had fun with some of the animated gifs. That greased up sax player is THE MAN. I'm glad I got to make the head-chomp animation too because they only show it for a split second in the movie.

-RoG-

You're an idiot, he didn't die at the end of Stand By Me, that was River Phoenix's character who did. (as well as in real life) >:

It's my favorite movie of all time so don't talk out your ass about it :)

Best thing about the review?


"strange things are afoot at the circle-k" as a caption.

Oh man, I not only laughed so hard I spit orange juice all over the monitor, but I dropped my cigarette. Which proves I shouldn't have been smoking and enjoying OJ at the same time. :(

oh, other highlights=

-windex picture
-http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/Lost-Boys/gen-perdue.jpg
-headchomp

oh, and i guess the writing was okay, too.

Damn, I actually thought Corey Gaym's clothes were actually cool

:suicide

:tear

I'm sorry

An excellent mini mock, sir; and it leads me to some questions.

1.) Have you ever seen the E-true hollywood story on whichever Corey it is who is the main Corey (ie first to appear) in Lost Boys? It is almost as good as the Herve Villachez one that nearly drove me mad with joy about a year ago.

2.) Have you ever seen 'Freaked', (you must have) by that self same odd little gentleman who is the unfamous half of Bill and Ted. Why is he not the famous half, I wonder your opinion?

3.) A follow up, did you thin the Brooke Shields cameo in Freaked was good or some bizarre attempt on her part to legitamize her resume?

4.) Follow up to my follow up, Did you see Brooke's photo preggers in the elle or vouge or whatever the fuck glossy publication it was, becuase it was a damn gorgeous picture and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

5.) What is the difference between a 'mini-mock' and a 'visionary darkness', and don't say the spelling or I will cry and rage.

5.)

Freaked was a classic. I enjoyed Mr T's role, and Bobcat Goldthwaith's role.

Oh, and don't forget the line: "How many girls does it take to screw in a lighbulb? Two..one to screw it in, and one to RIDE MY RODNEY!"

:(

I loved Freaked, I thought it was cute that Keanu was in it.