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Anonymous Sep 17th, 2003 10:34 PM

things to do with no electricity
 
Since we are probably going to be without any power for a while - make suggestions of how to kill time

no lights
no tv
no computer
no music
ohthehorror

come one come all - be the first to make a hilariooos post about Making Babies

Rongi Sep 17th, 2003 10:43 PM

Hungry, hungry hippos >:

Blue Sep 17th, 2003 10:47 PM

looting :(

The Retro Kat Sep 17th, 2003 10:50 PM

CANDLE LIGHT CROSS FIRE TOURNAMENT!!!

mew barios Sep 17th, 2003 10:52 PM

we got a generator for times like thems. otherwise it seems mostly to be sleepin an drunken cardplayin.

Anonymous Sep 17th, 2003 10:56 PM

you should come up for the BIG hurricane partytime!!!

big fun, and you KNOW it!

Blue Sep 17th, 2003 10:58 PM

Are you staying or baling (sp) out. On oz tv they are showing heaps of people leaving their houses.

mew barios Sep 17th, 2003 11:01 PM

hurricane party. :o

well it is tempting :( i could thrill everyone with my exciting work stories :o

The Retro Kat Sep 17th, 2003 11:11 PM



CROSSFIRE!!!

Anonymous Sep 17th, 2003 11:15 PM

Quote:

Are you staying or baling (sp) out. On oz tv they are showing heaps of people leaving their houses.
we are not on the shore, so no

Quote:

hurricane party. :o

well it is tempting i could thrill everyone with my exciting work stories :o
I have constructed a wind tunnel for our amusement.
Not really, but I wish

Jeanette X Sep 17th, 2003 11:26 PM

1. Ghost Stories.
2. Reading.
3. Playing S/m games with the hot wax from the candles you've lit.
4. Driving Rog to the hospital after you give him second degree burns.

Cap'n Crunch Sep 17th, 2003 11:33 PM

I usually play Monopoly or draw when the power is out. :( I suck. :(

Comrade Rocket Sep 17th, 2003 11:37 PM

Write an article for this site where you get killed by Abraham Lincoln.

Supafly345 Sep 17th, 2003 11:43 PM

BONFIRE!!!

ScruU2wice Sep 17th, 2003 11:48 PM

if by BONFIRE you mean CROSSFIRE >:

Supafly345 Sep 17th, 2003 11:53 PM

I set that up good!
"Crossfire by Bonfire" would have been an acceptible answer as well. :)

Evil Robot Sep 18th, 2003 12:02 AM

Hurricane season (as you people would believe it to be), Sounds like a prime time frame for a terrorist attack.
Tips for surving the "hurricane":

1)If I were you I would firebomb any and all gas stations, quick-e-marts, mortgage companies, ect. that may be "coddling terrorists" This is your best method of disabling them, as all thier bases will belong to us.

2)Injur thy Neighbor. Once the winds become so great that the Indian Point nuclearpower plant blows away, everybody in a line from New York to Nagasaki will be horribly mutated from the scattered uranium. Believe me, the last thing you need in times of crisis is a brain-craving Flanders.

3)Flashlights and batteries. When using a Mag Lite, sand can be substitued for batteries to deliver a more powerful blow to the mutant terrorist's head.

4)Stock up on canned foods. When shopping for canned foods, always remember to not purchase food from mutant terrorist owned stores, as they may be trying to poison you.

Follow these tips to increase you meager chances of surviving the terrorist attaghhhh*... *cough* I mean "hurricane". Good luck and may god have mercy on your souls.

AChimp Sep 18th, 2003 12:05 AM

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

Jixby Phillips Sep 18th, 2003 03:44 AM

1. WATCH TV
2. LISETN TO THE RADIO
3. DRY YOUR HAIR WITH HAIR DRYERS
4. REFRERATE THINGS

THERES LOTS OF THINGS TO DO WITHOUT POER

Dole Sep 18th, 2003 04:03 AM

start a luddite uprising

kahljorn Sep 18th, 2003 05:08 AM

"Batteries". They can be bought at any store for roughly five dollars and used in a stereo.

"Marijuana". can be used with stereo for hours of fun.

"Alcohol". see above. include cigar!

"Cocaine". see above above.

"Shrooms, acid, CrystymcCryst". also see above. I bet after a few days of crysty mcbong nose of no electricity and being in a house together youd kill eachother.

Also try DXM! Everytime I do that I have massive amounts of OBE's and astral travel occasionally, then I throwup and get a more relaxed peaceful high and make funny faces in the mirror. Gotta do like 700mgs-1000mgs do enjoy it properly.
That's just what I'd do if I were locked inside with a hurricane blowing, I personally love to smoke a bowl or two out when it's raining, it's the best. The gentle pitter pattering is so relaxing, with some music going.. mm... i cant wait till winter.

pjalne Sep 18th, 2003 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X
4. Driving Rog to the hospital after you give him second degree burns.

Or you could just hang out at the hospital all day. They´re sure to have power.

Spooky Sep 18th, 2003 08:13 AM

THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE. GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY IN THE RAIN/LIGHTNING/700mph WINDS.

Crimson Ghost Sep 18th, 2003 09:52 AM


FS Sep 18th, 2003 02:41 PM

Extreme Pillow Fort Wars.

FartinMowler Sep 18th, 2003 04:37 PM

get out the vacuum and make sucking sounds.

Drev Sep 18th, 2003 05:40 PM

If the power is out, play the game called "Meat Challenge". It's where you and friends race to devour all the meat in the fridge before it gets spoiled, and the person who eats the most wins. Then your friends place bets on the winer to see of he gets food poisoning or not.

DAMMIT! Why did you have to bring up Crossfire?!? I loved that game, but soon everyone stopped playing with me because they knew I would kick their ass at it! Then one day, I found that one of the guns broke (don't know how) and I had to throw it away. :(

I think I still have all the balls and pucks that went with it.

Schimid Sep 18th, 2003 06:12 PM

PLAY VIDEO GAMES :lol


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