Randomnimity's post has about as much value as an Indonesian yen >:

"Fuckin' eh" >:

"yeah it did."

"buried to the hilt."

"You's a stank beyatch!"

"You bet your bippy."

I don't even KNOW what a "bippy" is.

"Roll that beautiful baked bean footage!"

:)

"Don't cry. It's a waste of good suffering."

"Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!"

an old boss of mine said this to me and a coworker once, because we didn't know what we were doing:
"you guys look like two monkeys trying to fuck a football."

MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE.

Sweet jesus fetus!

best phrase I ever read was:

"I cannot be arsed."

"Vaginal cookie dough!"

"Leapin lizards!"

"Eat my 4 year old pussy!"

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON THE INTERNET ;)

It's spelled "Coup d'Était"

AND MY FAVORITE IS "DON'T GO THERE GRILFRIEND *SNAP SNAP*" :picklehat

" Rongi sucks "

No it's "*RONGI* sucks" :rolleyes

i never said i liked to spell it right just pronounce it. >:
plus i don't know how to do the lil slash over the E :(

i remember when everyone in grade school would say "suck it" and do the whole x over there crotch thing, it was only funny when girls did it though...

" WELL WHOOP-DEE FUCKIN' DOO, YOU A-HOLE >: "

Actually, it's spelled "coup d'etat". :picklehat

"How the fuck should i know"

Also

"Asshole"

It is too a phrase >:

There's three phrases I love using, and they usually always can be worked into almost any conversation! ;)

"EX-cellent." Pronounced (but not in the same voice) as Mr. Burns.

"The FUCK?" Pretty handy when something wrong happens.

"I'm an asshooooooooooole." Yes, Denis Leary-style. I'll even yodel it. :)

YOU ARE WRONG

It's coup d'état.

I WIN NOW

"... in my pants"