I wanna make a new friend.
 

Who wants to be my new friend?

What kind of friend? Suicide buddies? Bum buddies? Kill the family with a shotgun buddies?

What the fuck, do you not want to be my partner anymore, or something?

Don't use my thread as an excuse to crack wise, please.

You can never have too many friends.

I need a friend. :(

Well, keep lookin. You suck too much to be my friend.

Will do.

So if you had say a 100 friends and they wanted to use your house every weekend to party and have sex on your bed that would be fine.

I want to be your friend. We can have fun and play crossfire.

I will hold the candle and watch. :(

IS THIS THE THREAD FOR FINDING NEW FRIENDS?

If you're me.

What's wrong with your farm animal friends that you already have?

If you can't take this seriously, I'm going to have to have a moderator delete your posts in this thread.

I'll be your friend, on Monday I'll bring over cookies shaped like Bob Parker's head.

I want to be your friend and I shall name you... Asshatterius Winthorpe the 27th and a half.

Hello, friend ^_~

Spectre X, EverythingWillSuck, and The Retro Kat are all fags.

Wiffles will be my new friend.

Can i play too?

I've got a friend, IN MY PANTS!

I want a friend. I'm too late for the auction I guess. :tear

hahaha

I AM MY OWN FRIEND.

what about an old friend that wants to revive a fading friendship that once was?

can we do that here?