Girls rating men on a scale of 1 to 10
 

Wow. I was just at Target, and there were these two girls who must have been in high school who, if I'm not mistaken, were rating all the guys that they saw in the store on a scale of 1 to 10.

I happened to overhear what my own rating was.

I'm a 1, baby! A one!! I fucking KNEW I was a one all this time! But nobody believed me! Well, THERE it is, fuckers! I'm the lowest you can get! I officially suck! Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Booyah!

I tried to smoke it and it didnt get me high :(

i'm a two.

LOL

omigod i hope i'm at least a 5 :(

Glowbelly, were you walking with Proto (if the girls rated you they must have been Lesbains, whut whut oh snizap), or are you rating yourself, or trying to make him feel better about himself?

I'm an eleven. You are all slack-jawed troglodytes. :posh

Maybe, Protoclown, you were actually ranked you at #1! :)

I don't really care what those horse-faced slatterns think of me, I just feel sort of vindicated by this whole thing, so I thought I'd share.

I know in reality I'm at least a four.

i'm just saying i'm a two because it follows one and i really had nothing else to say at the time. mcclain would be mad at me for that post.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

when i was in highschool all the jock boys would line up and sit on this one window ledge in the hallway and call out numbers when girls walked by. i don't remember what number they said i was. i just remember stopping and looking at one and saying something like, "your girlfriend told me your were a 3.5. is that true?"

i was a sassy young gal.

Hey, at least you don't look like this guy. :(

Sassy reminds me of zesty french fries. Not women who make fun of pee pee size.

Freedom fries, you bastard! HANG HIM.

you joined on my birthday

I fucking hate when people rate other people by numbers.

I rate people alphabetically, a-j

Or by emoticons. :(

or by penis erectiveness.

Wait, girls don't have penises. :(

Well, MOST of them don't... :(

I have a penis :(

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umm...

I'm a 2!

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i dont want to know what that means. :(

I hate Target (I work there) and the fucking regulars that go there. They are all dumb bitches that actually think Target is the cool place to be.



I like to think I could go for a 9, but in reality, maybe a 4?