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executioneer Oct 8th, 2003 06:28 AM

THIS IS A VERY SUBTLE SPAM, WEBMASTER OF MADDOX.XMISSION.COM :picklehat

-willie

Protoclown Oct 8th, 2003 01:40 PM

Chojin summed things up just about perfectly.

I will state however that I should be writing a few new Visionary Darkness pieces in the near future, at which point I am certain the content will skyrocket up to its previous comedic heights.

Oh, who am I kidding. I'm just going to drag us further into the shitter. But we'll all have a stinky fun time!

Helm Oct 8th, 2003 02:20 PM

I was thinking exactly what Willie said. Looks like somebody's jealous.

Anonymous Oct 8th, 2003 02:34 PM

Thanks for ruining this thread, Protoclown.

mburbank Oct 8th, 2003 02:55 PM

Okay:

A.) Dr. Boogie is RIGHT ON as usual. Thank you fuckin' Protoclown. Roy gets throatyanked by a tiger and your still here ruining great threads. Like there's a god.

B.) If this guy likes Maddox so much, why doesn't he MARRY IT?! Bet you didn't think of that one, mister smartypants.

C.) The first rule of the hipster douchebag is to like something a huge amount, wait a while and then accuse it of having sold out. Blow me.

D.) While I-mock don't have as much me aas it used to, maddox got no me, and I am the funniest man alive. Re read my old essays for the jokes you didn;t get the first time around and stop being all mean and shit.

E.) All of the above.

F.) None of the above.

G.) All of the above which is A PARADOX BECUASE I AM A GENIUS!!!

Jixby Phillips Oct 8th, 2003 03:50 PM

DON"T "POOSH" THE BABY

Mockery Oct 8th, 2003 04:26 PM

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, don't be a kid... lift the lid!

mburbank Oct 8th, 2003 04:50 PM

"Gentlemen lift the seat"

One comma away from inviting upper class larceny.


You won't find sophisticated humor like that last bon mot on Maddox.

Rez Oct 10th, 2003 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank
"Gentlemen lift the seat"

One comma away from inviting upper class larceny.

.

i get that one :lol... you should © it.

mburbank Oct 14th, 2003 03:06 PM

It's not mine.... But I'll give fifty big trivia points to the person who can find the obscure and old comedy reference.

waterwitch Oct 14th, 2003 08:07 PM

Just adding to the whole Maddox and Mockery.com thing.

Please view below graph. You may find it interesting.

http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=379...=i-mockery.com

Rez Oct 14th, 2003 08:33 PM

NO THATS THE GRAPH FO FOR LEVEL OF BULLSHIT.

Mockery Oct 14th, 2003 09:07 PM

:lol Don't even bother using Alexa's bullshit statistics. They're so full of shit it's scary.

payne Oct 14th, 2003 09:35 PM

listen to this great man mr.mockery and shutup

Cap'n Crunch Oct 14th, 2003 09:48 PM

YOUR NOSE HAS SHIT ON IT. :picklehat

GADZOOKS Oct 14th, 2003 10:12 PM

http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=379...om/esuohlim&u=

It has to be bullshit, my site site should be like at least #6664

Schimid Oct 14th, 2003 10:16 PM

I KNEW IT :picklehat

AChimp Oct 14th, 2003 10:49 PM

:lol

HERE IS PROOF OF ALEXA'S ACCURACY. :rolleyes

http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=379...=i-mockery.com

Mockery Oct 14th, 2003 11:01 PM

I rest my case.

Jixby Phillips Oct 14th, 2003 11:10 PM

Uh, am I the only one that is actually READING those graphs?

Both of those graphs say that I-mockery gets MORE trafic than Maddox & Daily Bull.

Mockery Oct 14th, 2003 11:12 PM

No, it's actually the site "ranking", Jixby. In other words a site ranked 39,323 is higher than a site ranked 124,234.

Ninjavenom Oct 14th, 2003 11:13 PM

Good god damn, he's right. :O

Jixby Phillips Oct 14th, 2003 11:13 PM

oh :(

Esuohlim Oct 14th, 2003 11:36 PM

Hey Gadzooks, if you really are me, update my site for me, would you? And put "From Gadzooks" at the end. Thanks. :picklehat

AChimp Oct 14th, 2003 11:37 PM

I'm ranked higher than I-Mockery because I give blowjobs to the Internet Gods. :blowme :picklehat


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