Fucking with anime fans
 

Now I certainly have a high tolerance for others and their alternative lifestyles, but today this one big fat drama-queen I sat next to on the bus kept on chewing this one girl's ear off, ecstatic that he had finally found someone to listen to his completely banal anime rambling...(now, if she could only see me in *that* way...sigh) I swear, this guy was like reciting an entire episode word for word:

Fat Fuck (from now on known as FF): Ranma you blocked my thrust kick!
Girl:...
FF: I did?
Girl: ...
FF: Yes you did!
Girl:...
FF: So what?
Girl:...
FF: I focused all my Chi into a thrust kick that cannot be blocked!
Girl:...
FF: But I blocked it!
Girl:...
FF: I know! That's so weird!
Girl:...
FF: Maybe it's a sign that the dragonmaster intends us to follow the integrity of our destiny?

That's when I snapped.

"YES, THAT IS TRUE, BUT CAN WOLVERINE STILL BEAT THE HUMAN TORCH?!!?!" I screamed in his his face and ran off the bus. Then I motioned to him with the "call me" hand gesture as he sped off into oblivion.

How would you (or have you already?) fuck with anime fans who've gone too far?

Here are some other suggestions you can use on them, usually to their bewilderment:

1. Tell them that when Chim Chim is trying to get candy, it is really a symbol of his quest to obtain their spirit energy.

2. Look at them with dead seriousness and say, "Does this look like China to you?"

3. Ask them what division of starfleet Akira graduated from.

4. Tell them how we kicked Tenchi Muyo's ass in Nam.

5. When they talk about Ghost in the Shell, lean over and tell them, "Oh yeah, I remember that one. Egon totally kicked Slimer's ass!"

6. Tell them that you really love fansubs, but you're still waiting for them to appear on the Togo's menu.

7. Punch them in the face.

Yeah. Insanity is funny. "LOL".

Thanks for ruining this thread, Ranma.

Re: Fucking with anime fans
 

Here are some suggestions about your suggestions:

1. Tell them that when Chim Chim is trying to get candy, it is really a symbol of his quest to obtain their spirit energy.

You obviously know alot about it for one to screw with them.

2. Look at them with dead seriousness and say, "Does this look like China to you?"

Funny thing i always though anime was from Japan :rolleyes

3. Ask them what division of starfleet Akira graduated from.

see number 1...

4. Tell them how we kicked Tenchi Muyo's ass in Nam.

HaHA! Once again thought it was Japan! And seeing how intelligent you seem, I'm guessing your a veteran when you say "we"

5. When they talk about Ghost in the Shell, lean over and tell them, "Oh yeah, I remember that one. Egon totally kicked Slimer's ass!"

Yah, i say the same thing when people mention the Demi Moore/Whoopie Goldberg film :lol HILARIOUS :lol

6. Tell them that you really love fansubs, but you're still waiting for them to appear on the Togo's menu.

Is TV's Jared a fansub :lol :lol :lol

7. Punch them in the face.

Your only brilliant suggestion, only i would direct it to your face instead

"Frollo". Isn't that some kind of hobbit?

You're thinking of Dildo >:

Wait, are you being sarcastic about her sarcasm Proffesor? Two layers of sarcasm is too god damn much for me to handle. >:

And I hope you are. :(

Yeah, it was :(

Reading it knowing that makes it funny. :)

Actually I think I was thinking of chocolate candy or something.

Keep in mind, America didn't fare to well in Vietnam.

:lol

i'll keep that one, prof.

I hope you people are happy, frollo is gone for good :(

when they say "anime is cool" say "NO ITS NOT!!!!!" realluy scream it.

when they say "dragonball Z" say "the space is a typo."

when they say that anime is faqr superior to american animation respond "don't you remember world war 2???"

we muist join the fight against anime!!!

Was Voltron anime?
For those of us that were around when it was on.

Yeah, Voltron was anime, AND IT KICKED ASS!

eh
 

Gadzooks: Nah, my skin is thick.

If a black man puts chains on himself, it's "the bling-bling." But if a white man puts chains on that same black man, it's slavery.

Let's end the hate against Whitey.

It was an anime. Just like Transformers (Generation 1), Thundercats, and the Real Ghostbusters (The original), it was animated by Japanese Animation Company, but the story development was made in NA.

As for me, I don't watch as much anime as those so-called "Otaku", I try to limit anime I watch to mecha and classroom kings who form an army of shit.

DO U LIEK ANIME? ^_&

When did it become trendy to hate anime, anyway? That's like hating movies in general.

I think its closer to hating shitty movies in general...

I never liked anime :/ Unless the original transformers were considered anime, old school transformers kicked ass.

Yeah, I thought all the things like voltron and transformers were bad ass back before I was so bitter and hateful.
I want to watch some old episodes of them, but I'm scared that if I do I'll hate them... :(