Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
 

A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

You know who gets jokes?

Me. I get jokes.

EDIT: OMG, I thought that said "James" and not "Jesus" and didn't get it. :(

A. Because they aren't Kosher.

A. BECAUSE HE'S DEAD >:

BECAUSE SHES A WOMAN :lol

A: A nun rollng down a hill.

A: BECAUSE JESUS IS LACTOSE-INTOLERANT, AND THE MILKY CHOCOLATE WOULD MAKE HIM MORE DEAD.

A: THEY DIDN'T HAVE M&MS BACK THEN.

:( :(

Do you mean the chocolate kind or the peanut? OR the new
CRUNCHY kind?

A. Who gives a shit?

:lol

WHAT DO THE ELVES DO WHEN THEY GET HOME FROM SCHOOL?







KNOMEWORK!

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE CLOCK WAS HUNGRY?








HE WENT BACK FOUR SECONDS!

:dunce

Hmm, me not good at making jokes, nor understanding them. So Ill just stand here and laugh...even though I dont get them...?

...you suck...?

LOL!

OMG, I do suck! All those little children were right......

U SUK SO MUCH U SHULD B IN UH GAY PORNO!!!

Hey you have to start somewhere.... But after Im done with gay porn, I get to move on to banging chicks with crabs...so HA!.....wait..

PLAYING ALONG WITH THE JOKE IS HILARIOUS

To JimboJames: (Dammit Esuohlim)

Ok, so that was a joke, right? I mean, you said it so that people would laugh. Thing is, I don't quite understand it. There's some hidden meaning there that I haven't quite figured out. Could you explain it by any chance? It's just that I'm sure you weren't just going out of your way to prove how crazy you are or anything.

I didnt laugh. Is that because it wasn't funny or that I just dont understand it? hmmmmmmm :/

Wohoo, if you cant get it, your thinking to hard then.. As everyone knows, Gay porn is the first thing you start out in the porn industry... Now after a few sucky sucky five dollars, you get bumped to either midget or women on male porn.... I dont prefer the midgets, they tend to bite...

I like how JimboJames always puts two to six periods in his posts.......

Do you happen to ride the short bus to school? Because I DO!
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:bow :lol

EDIT: say what now!? hmmmmmmmmmmm