Best Beer
 

Okay, so we all know that American beer is, generally speaking, weak piss.
What's good, then?

Lagers or pilsners:
Steinlager (NZ)
Moretti (It)
Stella Artois (Be)
Perla (Poland)
Pilsner Urquell (Cz)
Golden Peacock (India)
Koff (Finland)
Lapin Kulta (Finland)
Lion (South Africa)

Bitters, Brown Ales, etc.
Newcastle Brown (even though it's on virtual Bud-level in England!)
Tetley's (England)
Anything Samuel Smith does in this department
Boddington's (so weak it's like drinking soda, but damned tasty!)
Old Speckled Hen (because the pub can is so purty!)
Maudite- Fin du Monde (Canada)
Victoria Bitter (Oz)

Real Ale:
Timothy Taylor's Landlord (England)

Stout:
Beamish
Okay, I confess to a liking for Guinness as well.

SKA FORUM, ASSHOLE >:

Not all American beer is bad. Brooklyn Lager is good, the Magic Hat beers are decent, micro-brewed shit like Saranac is mighty tasty.....

Fuck off, twat.
And don't bother cooking up some faux-witty retort; the above isn't meant to be anything but instructional.
I posted about beer in a General Blabber forum-- how does beer not fall under that heading?
Why don't you.... hmm... not respond to a topic that doesn't interest you? Why bother getting territorial about a fucking computer forum?
Well, we know why you bother.

If it has calories in it, it's food. Thats why it goes in the ska forum, retard >:.

The 'fuck off' was not dedicated to Kevin, but to that Rongi weasel.
Yes, you're right- Saranac Black Forest stout is excellent. Look for that if you've never had it.
Also, Devil's Mark Porter is good American stuff.

Yes, that's a... logical fit: Ska-Food. I should have known that, of course; one tends to quickly establish links between things as complementary as these! I'm really impressed and intimidated by your ability to "boss around" a new poster.
I hope you don't pick enemies like this in "real" life, but then I'd expect that's something you don't know a whole lot about. If you want to make it real, well, you know where to find me.
Love,
The Professor

Love? You must be gay :(

the professor's freakin out :O!

Maybe he'll try and slit my throat with a broken bottle :(

I guess I shouldn't bother, Mew, but he/she proved him/herself to be sufficiently bratty,
I won't bother going into 'sarcasm' with you, Rongi, other than this once... if I said "Love" when I've demonstrated that I clearly don't love... what does that mean?
Since you need everything spelled out on a 2nd-grade literal level,
F-u-c-k-i-n-g h-a-t-e,
Professor Poddar.

No more on the subject, aside from this, Rogni- if you're trying to get rid of me, you're having the opposite effect.

no one understands me. :(

This doesn't change the fact this should be in the ska forum :/

Any beer brewed above the Waitaki is total piss. >:

Everyone should drink Speights.

I take it you don't like Canterbury Draught, Pub Lover.
Hey, I think Steinlager is great for a light beer.
I will look for Speights.
Bloody fuck-- I am due for a pubcrawl in Christchurch this August-- there had BETTER be good stuff north of the Waitaki River!

Signature forum!

Beer is queer. Drink cider.

for what it's worth, i got it, mew. :P

I'm near beerless in the blue-law bible belt. 1 1/2 beers left. Oh Damn! >:

:rolleyes

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American beer is piss? Pshhhh.

I prefer the Negra Modelo, Belhaven, Newcastle, Guinness, and as for American beers, I like Yuengling the best.

Hoegaarden White and Leffe Blond from Belgium are two of my favourites
http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...Hoegaarden.gif :love http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...ages/leffe.gif

Not very familiar with American beers, so I can't commment.

:lol

jamesman, that black-and-white kitty is me, just about to claw your fucking eyes out for posting this picture over and over. retard. >:

and beer sucks, imho.