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Carnivore

Oct 22nd, 2003 12:55 AM

New kitten... and a new sword!

My girlfriend decided to get a kitten. It's just a kitten. She named it Galadriel.

This is my sword! It rules all! I haven't named it yet, but I'm thinking of calling it Deathbringer! I'm going to use it to kill the undead! :rock

Evil Robot

Oct 22nd, 2003 12:58 AM

NAME THE SWORD "PENIS".

DJ Potatoe

Oct 22nd, 2003 01:01 AM

Name the sword Galadriel so when she says "will you play with Galadriel?", you can say "ok" and cut off her head....

then when her decapitated head bitches about it, you can blame it on her.

Ninjavenom

Oct 22nd, 2003 01:02 AM

Ah, that blade has most definite reek of :rock to it.

Carnivore

Oct 22nd, 2003 01:09 AM

For the record, Galadriel doesn't really have one green and one blue eye. She has two glowing red eyes of death!

AChimp

Oct 22nd, 2003 01:14 AM

That is an awesome sword. :love

DJ Potatoe

Oct 22nd, 2003 01:21 AM

That kitten is soooo cute

Anonymous

Oct 22nd, 2003 01:40 AM

Taken on the set of my last mini-mock.

Protoclown

Oct 22nd, 2003 02:36 AM

Dude, that cat is freaky looking. I like it. And a good name too!

ACAB	Oct 22nd, 2003 02:43 AM

the sword is sick but i dont like the ball on the end

Mike P

Oct 22nd, 2003 02:52 AM

Can Galadriel use the sword? I know it's a stupid-ass question, but it would be really cool.

MK IV

Oct 22nd, 2003 04:06 AM

Its called a Pommel Acab.

And is the sword a display model , or one made for actual use ?
Like re-enactments or larping ?

FS	Oct 22nd, 2003 08:13 AM

The cat should've been named Stripe :(

Les Waste

Oct 22nd, 2003 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MK IV

And is the sword a display model , or one made for actual use ?
Like re-enactments or larping ?

LOL-A-THON

oedipus_wrecked

Oct 22nd, 2003 01:46 PM

Deadly weapons + kitten with freaky eyes = YES!

Love the sword, "Deathbringer" is one hell of a blade.

Carnivore

Oct 22nd, 2003 01:59 PM

The sword is to be displayed. It has a dull edge, but a sharp point.

Spectre X

Oct 22nd, 2003 02:01 PM

She should have called the cat Deathbringer and the sword Snookums. It would have been great. You could be all like "And now I slay you, foul demon of the nether egions with my mighty blade of smiting, SNOOKUMS!!!" and it would rule. :(

EDIT:Also, if you would use it to kill the undead, wouldn't 'Re-Deathbringer' be a more fitting name? :/

kahljorn

Oct 22nd, 2003 04:32 PM

CHOJIN'S ALWAYS GOT TO BE POSTING HIS CAT

IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR HOMOSEXUAL CAT RIGHT NOW CHOJIN, ITS ABOUT CARNI'S HOMOSEXUAL CAT. YOU HAVE ABOUT 5 THOUSAND THREADS WITH CAT PICTURES IN IT SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU BONING YOUR CAT OVER A BOND FIRE AS THOUGH YOU WERE ROASTING MARSH MALLOWS FOR SMORES, AND DONT FORGET TO MELT HOT WAXY CHOCOLATE ON YOUR DICK, BITCH!

Crimson Ghost

Oct 22nd, 2003 04:36 PM

I guess he doesn't like cats.

kellychaos

Oct 22nd, 2003 05:01 PM

Kitten Kabob! :yum

mburbank

Oct 22nd, 2003 05:08 PM

Name the sword 'kitten' and the cat 'sword'.

That would be a hysterical laugh riot.

Gooze

Oct 22nd, 2003 05:18 PM

[quote=Also, if you would use it to kill the undead, wouldn't 'Re-Deathbringer' be a more fitting name? :/[/quote]

He's gotta point there.

I prefer the name Doomgiver, Endbringer could also work.

Spectre X

Oct 22nd, 2003 05:48 PM

YOU FAIL AT QUOTING! >:

kellychaos

Oct 22nd, 2003 05:53 PM

I hate tests.

Cap'n Crunch

Oct 22nd, 2003 05:55 PM

YOU ARE A CUNT. :|

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