NOO YAWK, SUCKAS!!
 

Well, I'm going off to New York City later today. I'll be seeing Ol' Dirty Bastard in person late, late tomorrow night. I can't wait.

Hopefully, Dirt will be great.

Later!

Have fun Mod. :o

Dirt McGirt
:)

Hopefully he shows up for whatever it is.
He's not always exactly mr. reliable.

I'm IN THE CITY!!! YEE HAA!!!

I hate New York right now. I'm a bitter Red Sox fan :(

they lost today. :)

roamin roamin roamin in the city. and the city loves you loves you loves everyone. everyone is smiling the smiling is pushing you around pushing you around like the shadows in the evolution in the dark and superboys and where time is all and time is everything earth wind and fire get the SUN IN YOUR HEAD BLACK METAL WALLS ARE CRAWLING I AM NOT COVERED IN YOUR TOWN IM THE SOUND INSIDE THE LAMP I AM DUBIOUS I AM METAL I AM STAINLESS....

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Did ODB just give up on getting people to call him Big Baby Jesus?

ODB has gone through many an alter-ego, including:
Osirus, Big Baby Jesus and the current Dirt McGirt

WORST CONCERT EXPERIENCE EVER

>:

I'll elaborate later.

:o

elaborate!

Another outstanding warrant?

Or was it a Hot 97 sponsored concert? Cuz those suck so much ass. They are the #1 reason I hate rap.

She jus mad cause I wasn't there. :flex

But, yes... I thought it was a little weird that you'd go to a rap concert in NYC after the incident last time we were in NYC :/

ODB has gotten significantly shittier and shittier ever since Wu Tang Forever came out. His last few albums were unbearable.

Also, he's gotten real fat in jail. Did he look like a big, sweaty ball of Crisco?

First and foremost, the concert was at 2am. Dirt was half asleep the whole time he was onstage, and he left the show early. A good chunk of The Wu-Tang Clan was there "supporting him". His mom was in the audience, and some girl was dancing onstage, and I'm guessing that she was Dirt's girl for the day.

He barely even rapped. Now, when I buy tickets to see ODB, I'm not expecting the New York Philharmonic, but I do expect him to perform for at least 50% of the show. As it was, he was barely stuttering into the microphone, and most of the rapping was done by some guy named Buddha Monk.

Finally, the audience was made up of sweaty college kids who just had to be up front to see ODB. In the process, I got mashed around, and my legs were sore for much of Saturday.

Modular, babe...you got owned. That is exactally why I don't go watch black people rap. It's their own music and they can't even do THAT right half the time.

Actually, the one thing I forgot to mention was that he looked like he'd actually lost some weight. He wasn't gaunt, mind you, but looking significantly healthier.

I LOL'D SO HARD