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Stiff Discipline After Schoolboys' Viagra Prank

Thu October 23, 2003 10:24 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Six British schoolboys were rushed to hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school said on Thursday.
Forest School in Winnersh, southern England said paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank.

"It is believed that a pupil brought the tablets in from home into the all-boys school and shared them with five friends," the local education authority said in a statement.

The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.

"The school has a strict no drugs policy and a pupil will be temporarily excluded for actions which placed other pupils at risk," the education authority added.

Brought to mind memories of the third grade or so when I was getting them before I even knew what the hell the use for them was.

Teacher: Can you solve this problem on the board for us, Kelly?

Kelly: I think that I'll take the zero, thanks. :blush: :(

P.S. Also like the headline. :)

I thought this thread was gonna be about priests for some reason.

Kellychaos, are we supposed to laugh at that? If so, :lol :lol

I thought this was going to be a thread about when you got your first Boner.

How did this qualify as a "prank"? And why were they "squirming"? This whole thing stinks of pedophilia cover-up to me.

I remember in 7th grade I'd get boners all the time in history, because it was really boring and young minds tend to wander. One time I got called to the board with a full staff ol glory, so I tried to tuck it away, it kinda showed. But as I was walking up, I accidently hit the girl in front of me with it, I though, "Oh Shit!"
She thought it was my hand, i think, and she said stop touching me.

That's what they get for being so cocky.

That's some wit you got there. Really.

DID YOU USED TO WRITE FOR WIN BEN STIENS MONEY??

They got horny all the time.

YOU KNOW THERE IS A TRICK TO HIDING A BONER.

wear baggy pants and a belt. Tuck your penis up under your belt.

NOTE: THIS DOESN'T WORK IF YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS.

my penis is so huge i use it like a belt man.

DO YOU USE IT TO SPANK NAUGHTY CHILDREN?

I'd do that, but if I got a boner it'd rip my beltloops.

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Originally Posted by Skulhedface

I'd do that, but if I got a boner it'd rip my beltloops.

:love :orgasm

I wasn't talking to you.

I had a boner all day today. It was funny, because an erection is a precursor to sex, and everyone knows that is the quintescence of comedy gold.

It actually was pretty funny since I kept carrying around the girl and I had to use both hands to do that, so everyone but her had a nice "in their face" view of my boner. It didn't help that since I was carrying her on my back I was already easily subject to be stared at. :loo

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I wasn't talking to you.

I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU EITHER!

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Originally Posted by Rongi

my penis is so huge i use it like a belt man.

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Originally Posted by Skulhedface

I'd do that, but if I got a boner it'd rip my beltloops.

Unless you were talking to Jeanette.

In which case, I just added a lot of confusion. BUT, at least I have a big penis that rips my beltloops.

The bottom line is... how can I not like Jeanette if thinking about my penis makes her use dirty emoticons? :) Or something like that.

I don't like it when Jeanette uses dirty emoticons.

Keep Sex in the family kids, FUCKING PERVERTS.

Gadzooks, keepin it real for the negro homekids of the new millenium.

I thought this thread was going to be about gals we fancied when we were wee lads. :(

In 7th grade there was this pretty girl named Angel. She had long black hair and nice eyes. It turns out that she lost her virginity at the age of 13 :(

I bet you could fit a whole firehydrant in her vagina now. :eek

Pfft, by 9th grade she could fit three in there.