man I must be lookin old
 

When I walked out of work today some kid standing outside 7-11 asked me to buy beer for him.

That dosn't mean you look old, it just means you look like a cool adult. Kids don't ask grandmas to buy them beer.

Well then, he was mistaken because I DIDN'T BUY IT FOR HIM stayoffdrugskidssaynotopeerpressure

man am I headed for a midlife crisis

The only way I do it is if they have a lot of money to pay me.

HEY! Where's your ball-n-chain? AIM! STAT! POR FAVOR!

you could have bought him root beer.
no?

alright that sucked.

Maybe you should of, you would have felt better about yourself because you would of gotten a totally cool youth compliment!

he is still at work. he gets off at 6

Actually, he specifically requested Black & Tan

!Maybe I should have just run off with the beer. Then I'd feel good. Fuck youth

When I was 17 some girl asked me to buy cigarettes for her.

did you make-out?

Gross!!!

Wow what a picky little bastard. Should have slammed a bottle on his head since he wants beer so much.

What the hell kind of Canadian are you? Hell, I was buying beer when I was seven! For my parents! I didn't start drinking till I was eleventeen. >:

Did you say "No can do, little buddy."?

I had some stupid girls ask me if I could sell the cigarettes, even though they admitted they were underage.
I gave them a lecture on how I wasn't going to risk my job and having to pay a $500 fine so they could smoke. >:
And they actually had the nerve to pretend they didn't know it was illegal.
Maybe they genuinely didn't. But I was not impressed with them in any case.

YOU GAVE THEM A LECTURE??? :eek :eek :eek

Lately, it's quite rare that I :lol on the boards.

Jixby made me :lol. :(

Thanks buddy :(

You should have taken their money and walked out the other entrance. That way the lil' whippersnappers get a lesson about the evils of alcohol and trusting strangers ... plus a tidy profit is had as well.

YOU RUINED CALVIN AND HOBBES. >:

suck my hobbes

Doops; Don't bang the oldness drum unless you like bangin' it. I've been banging that drum since I was about 18. Why becuase HEY YOU DAMN KIDS GET THE HELL OF MY FRIGGIN' LAWN! PUT THAT MAGAZINE DOWN! THIS AIN'T NO FRIGGIN' LIBRARY!! WHEN I WAS A KID I MAY HAVE BEEN A PUNK BUT AT LEAST I HAD SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT!


HEY! HEY! CAN YOU STOP CURSING IN FRONT OF MY KIDS? DIDN'Y ANYONE EVER ETACH YOU THE WORD 'FUCK' IS NOT A COMMA?!

YOU'LL BE SORRY AS HELL WHEN I'M DEAD! YOU THINK YOU WON'T BUT YOU WILL! KNOW HOW I KNOW, PUNK? ON ACCOUNT OF HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE HAD DIE ON ME!

Now where did I put those depends ... too late? :(

Maybe it's just a comfort level thing: let me explain:

For some reason, people who need something on the street are magnetically attracted to me. I don't mean, "hey panhandlers always ask me for change," No. I can see someone walking down the street with that "I need directions" look in the eye, and I will watch them pass up 10 people and stop to ask me for directions. People ask me for cigarettes when I'm not smoking. I've had (more than one person) stop me and ask me for Zig-Zags... and this was before I grew my hair out. Kids ask me for cigarettes, and to buy booze. I've even had some crazy dude show me his collection of bullet and knife scars and believe me it was more extensive than I needed to know.

So basically I'm like the doctor doolittle of street urchins. I don't know why, but as Uncle Ben said, with great power comes great responsibility.

What I was trying to say, is that I'm sure the little punks didn't think you looked "old".

I have gray hairs >:

People never ask me for anything. Why? Becuae I ooze 'uncool' pheremones. You can too. You just squeeze your butt muscle really heard and make a pinchy face.