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I used Satanic magic on the little redheadgirl AND NOW SHE IS MINE!! :hypno

:hypno What SATANIC magick did you use?

You know, the usual, candles, incense, invocation of dark names.

Oh, and magick with a K is for losers. :rolleyes

But kunt with a k is for winners, what do you make of that?

Crowley says that it's to differentiate between prestidigitation >:

Because one's real and the other's not, right :rolleyes

Yeah, and Crowley died poor, ignorant, and addicted to drugs.

but he's still venerated as a fucking god today, right?
And you're sucking Anton LaVey's cock.....

LaVey used naked women for his altar, if I'm not mistaken. That earns him brownie points simply for the notoriety.

His name was actually Howard. After I learned that, all the mystique surrounding him in my head fell to the floor, and I realized he was just a melodramatic nerd. :P

Uh, we're talking about magick, here.

All I know about Crowley is that he was a major influence behind Bowie's "Station To Station" (which happens to be one of my favorite albums of all time)

I probably should have expected it, but I'm miffed that you all asked about the magic but are completely unsurprised by the fact that I actually got the girl.

Yeah, but this is an internet message forum. Internet message forum posting guys always get the girl.

Using magic is cheating, that's why :\

and what's with bald white guys always sitting down somewhere, looking down and running their hands all over their domes? nobody wants to see that shit!

Amen to that, mo.

Not bad magic. Bad Juju.

The last thing I want to see, when I sit down to fellowship with a man, is a shaved version of my va-gii-gii.

Sorry, Man...I was waiting for someone else to say something about it, because I'm a creepy old pervert, or something.


Actually...no matter how you managed to get her, congrats. I hope you find the happiness you're looking for.

:)