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Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 03:10 PM

NO SHIT!
Isn't that what we've already established? Try and keep up dipshit.

Microshock Nov 10th, 2009 04:17 PM

I established that moron. Ketchup

Dr. Boogie Nov 10th, 2009 04:19 PM

Stop with the revisionist history, MS.


Activision says they're blocking the PC version because it apparently broke the street date. Because it would be so terrible if the people who bought the game early got to play it early, too.

MattJack Nov 10th, 2009 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microshock (Post 658137)
I established that moron. Ketchup


Dimnos Nov 10th, 2009 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 658138)
Activision says they're blocking the PC version because it apparently broke the street date. Because it would be so terrible if the people who bought the game early got to play it early, too.


Isnt the "street date" today? And if Steam has yet to release it how has it broken that?

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 04:31 PM

It was all over the tv yesterday that it came out today.

Dr. Boogie Nov 10th, 2009 04:55 PM

Then I guess they're just dicks?

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 04:59 PM

Pretty much. I bought the CD's at Target today, it requires Steam, Steam is blocking the game. I've heard of other playing though. I'm still in the middle of downloading the game off of Steam though. I get the feeling that because I already have a Steam account I can't install properly, while my brother who had to create a Steam account, got to install both cd's (It never asked for my 2nd cd) and had a much smaller download and already played a few matches.

I fucking hate Steam.

kahljorn Nov 10th, 2009 06:38 PM

hmm they're blocking it? Sounds more like maybe there's an error in something of yours

kahljorn Nov 10th, 2009 06:41 PM

http://forums.steampowered.com/forum....php?t=1020239

have you tried that? i dunno i guess it didn't work for other people...

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 06:51 PM

I'm still downloading it from Steam I'm afraid to erase everything and try again because steam took my key code and then told me I can't play till the 12th. I don't want them to block my key because it's getting entered twice, I'd much rather take the 24 hour download and play on the 13th then risk all kinds of added bullshit.

I should have been able to just install my cds and play. I was never gonna buy from Steam again after the COD:WAW bullshit I went through with them, looks like I'm gonna be stuck with them if I want to play PC games now. Bad patches and all.

kahljorn Nov 10th, 2009 06:55 PM

that sucks ;/ I'd say you could try downloading some torrents, at least for 1st player, but you might end up getting banned for that too :lol

Fathom Zero Nov 10th, 2009 07:24 PM

Naw, it'll still be available if you delete it. It's attached to your Steam account, whatever that is.

Microshock Nov 10th, 2009 10:52 PM

Wait, isn't the retail version activated thru steam? So the retail version is the steam version?

Tadao, should teach you for the future

Fathom Zero Nov 10th, 2009 10:59 PM

It uses the Steamworks API which, as far as I know, requires Steam.

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microshock (Post 658247)
Wait, isn't the retail version activated thru steam?

Yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microshock (Post 658247)
So the retail version is the steam version?

Pretty much, everyone will patch through Steam and all that, or so I'm assuming.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microshock (Post 658247)
Tadao, should teach you for the future

I don't understand what you are saying here.

Tadao Nov 10th, 2009 11:48 PM

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...modern_warfare

kahljorn Nov 11th, 2009 01:22 AM

Quote:

Tadao should teach you for the future
Obviously he's saying you should be a teacher! YOU"RE NOT THE DEAN OF A CLOWN COLLEGE FOR NOTHING

Tadao Nov 11th, 2009 01:37 AM

I majored in Futurenomics

OxBlood Nov 11th, 2009 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 658049)
Google translate spits that out as

"Shoot from the hip not only not true, it does identify some shit out"

:lol

Nice :lol

Strange that Steam blocks the game...I mean the streetdate was yesterday, on the 10th. At least over here. Nice game but the Campaign is just so goddamn cheesy I canīt help but laugh about it...might have to do with the dub...imagine NO one in the game had any kind of accent, just plain english...thatīs what it sounds like..well, just in german.

Fathom Zero Nov 11th, 2009 04:09 AM

Steam starts selling it tomorrow. I think it's a Steam thing, publishing-wise.

Nick Nov 11th, 2009 06:09 AM

Saw: The Video game.

Basically it's a re-skinned Silent Hill 5. Konami you sneaky bastards.

stevetothepast Nov 11th, 2009 01:27 PM

I'm still waiting on my MW2...

I thought it was a smart idea to get it mailed to my house.

I'm not going to get it until the 15th or 16th.

apparently there are about 200 copies sitting on the shelf at futureshop.
>:

Dimnos Nov 11th, 2009 01:42 PM

Beat Uncharted 2 on crushing last night and I almost have all the treasures. I think I'm up to 90.

darkvare Nov 11th, 2009 04:19 PM

i got a charming little game called machinarium

Phoenix Gamma Nov 12th, 2009 01:49 AM

Just beat Tower of Heaven. It's a really cool indie game that looks like Cave Story for Gameboy. Basically, you're this blobby guy who needs to climb a tower to stop God from making too many rules. As you progress, God makes more rules, like "Don't touch the sides of blocks" or "Don't walk right", and the levels get pretty clever. Doesn't take more than an hour to beat, if that.

http://www.askiisoft.com/download.php?id=1

Dr. Boogie Nov 12th, 2009 04:30 AM

Uncharted.

I'm struck by how underpowered all the weapons are, especially compared to the pistol. Also, whoever designed the jetski sequences should be thrown under a bus.

OxBlood Nov 13th, 2009 04:42 AM

Finished the MW2-Campaign yesterday...Gods that Story was bad...it made no sense at all, just some missions held together by that paper-thing parody of a bad Tom Clancy book about... what was the story about anyway?

Ah well, doesn´t matter, more Team Deathmatch for me which means: More funny accents to listen to :)

darkvare Nov 13th, 2009 09:23 AM

has any of you played league of legends? i wanna play it but it seems like it has endless updates

Dimnos Nov 13th, 2009 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 658763)
has any of you played league of legends? i wanna play it but it seems like it has endless updates


I play that. Once you get updated and what not let me know what your summoner name is. We can kill some bitches.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 13th, 2009 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OxBlood (Post 658756)
Finished the MW2-Campaign yesterday...Gods that Story was bad...it made no sense at all, just some missions held together by that paper-thing parody of a bad Tom Clancy book about... what was the story about anyway?

Ah well, doesnīt matter, more Team Deathmatch for me which means: More funny accents to listen to :)

I know you're from Germany so I have a funny story for you. I think its funny at least. I'll throw it in the chat thread though.

Tadao Nov 13th, 2009 12:55 PM

Yeah, the MW2 plot looked like it was gonna be good, but never got there. I liked the maps though. I hear MW1 campaign was way better, but I never got around to playing it.

executioneer Nov 13th, 2009 01:23 PM

dragonage, m.f.ers

it's pretty fun so far, story/characters/dialogue kind of feel like a terry brooks/david eddings collaboration if that makes any sense

LordSappington Nov 13th, 2009 08:11 PM

Borderlands. I am loving the Siren so much.

Fathom Zero Nov 14th, 2009 02:53 AM

You can get Overlord and Overlord II, as well as the Raising Hell expansion on Steam for $8.75 this weekend. Crysis and Crysis Warhead are 50% off. I only picked up the Overlord stuff, though. I never got to play 2 and only a bit of 1. There's a ton of crazy deals on there, all the time.

Also; SERIOUS SAM HD IS AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Guitar Woman Nov 15th, 2009 06:40 AM

I went back and finished Metroid Prime 3 after two years of not giving a shit. I probably should have just left well enough alone, because I was practically at the end and doing the scavenger hunt for the engergy cells and then going to Phaaze just left the fresh, horrible taste of horribleness in my mouth, as opposed to dim memories of a game that was only mediocre.

Hopefully Team Ninja is playing this and taking notes on how not to do it.

darkvare Nov 15th, 2009 09:29 AM

i got my ps3 but right now i only have stranglehold and resistance 2 my psn id is donvarone fell free to add me except microshock

Guitar Woman Nov 15th, 2009 12:05 PM

:lol

Get DEMON'S SOULS, the only game for real men

stevetothepast Nov 15th, 2009 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 659033)
fell free to add me except microshock

:lol:lol

LordSappington Nov 15th, 2009 01:00 PM

FUCK RAKKS

Microshock Nov 15th, 2009 08:37 PM

Who would add you if you have two games? And one of them mediocre and the other one above average

Guitar Woman Nov 15th, 2009 08:40 PM

Probably friends who want to play with him at some point in the future?

Dr. Boogie Nov 15th, 2009 08:52 PM

I feel like I want to get Killzone 2 just to not have MS on my friends list.

Microshock Nov 15th, 2009 09:35 PM

I don't play killzone 2

Dr. Boogie Nov 15th, 2009 10:53 PM

And I don't play video games.

Phoenix Gamma Nov 15th, 2009 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microshock (Post 659096)
I don't play killzone 2

Bullshit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microshock (Post 616372)
Ah, finally here, got it on wednesday and have been playing the crap out of it, too much i think.
It's just a great game, something i think people will be playing years from now perhaps especially with the integration with killzone.com and clans and tournaments and all the classes and ranks,etc.

It's also GORGEEOUS. Sometimes you just stare and stare because it's so beautiful.

Single player is also pretty good although im at a frustrating part, the story isnt the greatest but i really did feel the pain the characters went thru.

Get this game, everyone else on your friends list will.


Dr. Boogie Nov 15th, 2009 10:56 PM

I think what he meant was that he doesn't play Killzone 2, so much as he puts his penis through the hole in the CD and humps the shit out of it.


But I'm getting off topic here...



Beat the MW2 single player campaign. Lot of interesting set pieces, but like Oxblood said, there really isn't a story going on. Just a series of contiguous events that we are led to believe are related somehow.

Fathom Zero Nov 15th, 2009 10:58 PM

DR. BOOGER IT IS NOT A CD IT IS THE INFINITELY SUPERIOR BLURAY OF WHICH ONLY THE PS3 HAS THE POWER TO HANDLE PROPERLY.

darkvare Nov 16th, 2009 12:01 AM

tomorrow i'm getting my friend to lend me killzone 2 since he is pretty much an mgo junkie right now

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2009 12:52 AM

Metal Gear Online is fucking nuts. It's got a level of post-release support from the devs that is only rivaled from the likes of Criterion and Burnout Paradise.

Dimnos Nov 16th, 2009 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 659104)
Beat the MW2 single player campaign. Lot of interesting set pieces, but like Oxblood said, there really isn't a story going on. Just a series of contiguous events that we are led to believe are related somehow.

I have yet to beat it but...

Spoilers!

OxBlood Nov 16th, 2009 10:45 AM

That

Spoilers!


...the whole story doesn´t ever start to make sense, it´s just a messed up puddle of goo.

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 16th, 2009 11:44 AM

Street Fighter IV. I had to practice more, the last one I played was Street Fighter Alpha 2.

Dimnos Nov 16th, 2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OxBlood (Post 659154)
That

Spoilers!


...the whole story doesnīt ever start to make sense, itīs just a messed up puddle of goo.

Spoilers!

Dimnos Nov 16th, 2009 12:28 PM

Spoilers!

Sam Nov 16th, 2009 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 659161)
Street Fighter IV. I had to practice more, the last one I played was Street Fighter Alpha 2.

STEP UP AND GET YOUR ASS BEAT NASTY-STYLE. >:

Dr. Boogie Nov 16th, 2009 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 659153)
I have yet to beat it but...

Spoilers!

darkvare Nov 16th, 2009 07:55 PM

i rented arkham asylum and i just got to the scarecrow

Ant10708 Nov 16th, 2009 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 659264)
i rented arkham asylum and i just got to the scarecrow

you will encounter him many times. Enjoy the game its excellent!

Still playing borderlands.

OxBlood Nov 17th, 2009 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 659169)
Spoilers!


Spoilers!


Anyway, the multiplayer mode is a lot of fun again, but I tend to shift from fun to genuine anger (not rage, I donīt do rage with Videogames), filled with lots and lots of german and english insults and curses (which only the other two guys on the Teamspeak can her thankfully) to wondering if the world is filled with the singing english kids and american mumblers mentioned somewhere up there. OR if they come from a non-english-speaking country and just TRY to speak it...but mostly itīs the 3 year olds, yes.
Oh and then thereīs the french of course. No one understands one lick of what they say and they like it that way it seems...

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2009 04:08 AM

I have most fun playing with guys from the UK. The majority of Americans bite total ass.

OxBlood Nov 17th, 2009 04:42 AM

I liked both...I mean the american part of the game IS a lot like C&C Red Alert in terms of setting and fun ^^

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2009 04:57 AM

Red Alert is righteous. Speaking of which, did you happen to play the Red Alert 3 expansion?

OxBlood Nov 17th, 2009 07:49 AM

No, I didn´t like the Campaign of RA3 that much so I passed on the expansion.

Zhukov Nov 17th, 2009 08:08 AM

Is it still only avaliable through download?

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 17th, 2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 659199)
STEP UP AND GET YOUR ASS BEAT NASTY-STYLE. >:

AHWHWHW. IT IS ON.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 659327)
I have most fun playing with guys from the UK. The majority of Americans bite total ass.

Is your new pic from Heavy Metal? It looks really familiar.

Sam Nov 17th, 2009 07:49 PM

LEFT 4 DEAD 2 MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRSSSSSSS.

ALSO WAITING FOR BILL TO GET ON SO I CAN ASSWHUP HIM AT SF4.

Fathom Zero Nov 17th, 2009 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 659370)
Is your new pic from Heavy Metal? It looks really familiar.

HAI

Guitar Woman Nov 17th, 2009 08:55 PM

So WiiWare has a bunch of demo versions of popular games out. It only took about 3 years before they realized downloadable demos would be a good idea, but hey, better late than never, right?

The only one I've played so far is the Final Fantasy: My Life as a Darklord one, and it's basically that minigame from FF7 where you'd put a bunch of soldiers in front of Fort Condor to stop Shinra from coming in and wrecking your shit, and then you'd hope they'd get attacked in an order where they'd be effective. Only with graphics that aren't horrifying and actually let you know what the fuck's happening.

Phoenix Gamma Nov 17th, 2009 09:37 PM

I keep meaning to get Lostwinds 2. Game looks awesome.

LittleBigPlanet came out for PSP. Been playing that. I don't have access to a PS3 during school semesters, so I'm happy to have this. And on the go, to boot!

executioneer Nov 17th, 2009 11:46 PM

l4d2

kind of hate it, guys. can't really see how having human teammates would help it, either

Sam Nov 17th, 2009 11:53 PM

Willie you should just play with me and Kahl, I am decent and Kahl is really good at it and we have a good fun time.

EXCEPT WHEN WE PLAY VERSUS MODE AND IT'S FULL OF FUCKING ASSSSSSSHHHAATTTTSSS >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Nov 18th, 2009 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 659404)
LEFT 4 DEAD 2 MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRSSSSSSS.

ALSO WAITING FOR BILL TO GET ON SO I CAN ASSWHUP HIM AT SF4.

I was on but I ended up watching Return to Savage Beach because Seth is a pain in the ass.


Sam Nov 18th, 2009 12:23 AM

I WILL BE ON RIGHT NOW.

FOR YOU.

executioneer Nov 18th, 2009 02:23 AM

is there any way i could MP dragonage with yall instead

l4d2 is like one big giant escort mission, with all the good parts of the game scraped out

OxBlood Nov 18th, 2009 05:38 AM

Sounds...disgusting actually. Escort Missions are the devil. As are time limits. Curse them.

Fathom Zero Nov 18th, 2009 06:01 AM

Holy shit, EVE Online is insane.

Microshock Nov 18th, 2009 07:55 AM

Dummies, dont you know that L4D2 will be 25 bucks in a month?

LordSappington Nov 18th, 2009 10:28 AM

http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/Prod...oduct_id=65253
Yeah, totally in a month.

bigtimecow Nov 18th, 2009 11:12 AM

i believe he said L4D2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microshock (Post 659464)
Dummies, dont you know that L4D2 will be 25 bucks in a month?

yes, he did

LordSappington Nov 18th, 2009 01:00 PM

My point is, the FIRST one just now got to $25 dollars.

Dimnos Nov 18th, 2009 02:41 PM

Kicking ass in MW2 multiplayer. Domination is where its at!

stevetothepast Nov 18th, 2009 02:54 PM

I'm starting to get pissed off that Modern Warfare 2 has not arrived at my house yet.

I'm playing Fable 2 at the moment

Dimnos Nov 18th, 2009 02:58 PM

Still havnt gotten it? I would call them and demand a tracking number.

stevetothepast Nov 18th, 2009 03:01 PM

I have a tracking number but it's going through Canada Post standard mail.

shit was supposed to be here two days ago.

Dimnos Nov 18th, 2009 04:44 PM

I dont know about Canadian mail service but that sounds about on par for the USPS. Sucks dude. :\

Fathom Zero Nov 18th, 2009 05:25 PM

The amount of emergent stuff in EVE amazes me.

darkvare Nov 18th, 2009 07:13 PM

i just got past killer croc in arkham asylum after i beat it i'm going streaking in saints row 2

stevetothepast Nov 18th, 2009 07:21 PM

blah. saints row/gta games are so fucking boring.

darkvare Nov 18th, 2009 07:27 PM

i effing love them there is just soo much shit to do

Sam Nov 18th, 2009 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 659442)
is there any way i could MP dragonage with yall instead

oh god i wish :(

Dimnos Nov 18th, 2009 10:32 PM

Saints Row 2 is hella fun if you have a friend to play online with.

Microshock Nov 18th, 2009 11:07 PM

No, my point is, theres gonna be a weekend deal with L4D2 where its gonna be half off very soon. Just like L4D1

executioneer Nov 18th, 2009 11:10 PM

maybe on Steam it is

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 12:00 AM

Oui. And in months from now. Unless Steam has another fire sale.

Phoenix Gamma Nov 19th, 2009 10:25 PM

After listening to the Retronauts podcast on Yoshi's Island, I'm booting the game up. That was such a phenomenal game. Awesome graphics, great music, and amazing boss fights.

Also, more LBP PSP

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 10:52 PM

I need to get it. I didn't know it was out yet.

Or is it? :lol Never know, with the PSP crowd.

Phoenix Gamma Nov 20th, 2009 12:09 AM

I mentioned it in my last post :(

It's been out for a few days. Sony's been running some ads on TV, but other than that, I only knew it was out because I saw it on a list of this week's releases.

It's pretty damn close to the original. There are only two planes instead of three, and respawns are infinite (though they cost you points), and there's no multiplayer, but aside from that, it's exactly the same.

OxBlood Nov 20th, 2009 02:50 AM

Assassin´s Creed 2. Well invested 5 bucks (thanks to Gamestop). Much more to do this time and the fight are a lot of fun again.

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 10:29 AM

I think Ill be picking up the God of War collection today.


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