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Dr. V Sep 18th, 2007 07:34 AM

My girlfriend of 2 1/2 just dumped me for no reason.
 
I feel like I want to cry and and sit motionless at the same time. I don't know what I feel actually. Pretty numb. I don't expect your guys' sympathy. I even expect to be called an emo pussy or something. I just wanted to type it all out so I could arrange my thoughts. Whoever mods this board can delete this if they want.

Cosmo Electrolux Sep 18th, 2007 09:31 AM

did she even say why? just gave you the old "it's not you, it's me" speech

Terra Sep 18th, 2007 10:20 AM

When I dump a boyfriend of a deeply close and committed relationship and he asks why, I always say

"IT's NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS!"

Cosmo Electrolux Sep 18th, 2007 11:35 AM

I think I told the last girl I dumped that I hated her.....I believe in honesty >:

Matt Harty Sep 18th, 2007 12:24 PM

Has she told you why yet? Normally it isn't for no reason but something they've had built up for quite a while and they never felt comfortable telling you, not even after they dumped you.

You're a pussy/emo because you refer to yourself as one.

If she won't explain things, and you're really confused just post how the relationships was going the past few months leading up to this. Tell some kinda story cause you aren't being very descriptive.

Oh and don't go like... killing youself or anything like that. But you have clearance to cry because 2 1/2 is a pretty long time.

Perndog Sep 18th, 2007 12:50 PM

So she was 2 1/2 years old or 2 1/2 feet tall (or meters? if you're Canadian or something)? I'm confused.

CaptainBubba Sep 18th, 2007 03:37 PM

Sucks dude. Sucks. Sleep with her friends before she sleeps with yours GO NOW TIME IS WASTING SHE IS ONE STEP AHEAD ALREADY MAKE HASTE.

Guitar Woman Sep 18th, 2007 04:01 PM

I think "emotional shock" is the term you're looking for. Get some sleep if you can, and when you wake up you'll feel way better.

Also, avoid dwelling on this as much as possible later, that just makes you feel terrible again.

Girl Drink Drunk Sep 19th, 2007 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Volshurawitz (Post 504659)
I feel like I want to cry and and sit motionless at the same time. I don't know what I feel actually. Pretty numb. I don't expect your guys' sympathy. I even expect to be called an emo pussy or something. I just wanted to type it all out so I could arrange my thoughts. Whoever mods this board can delete this if they want.

Bummer, man. Dont worry, though. Compared to most of the threads in this section have been mostly shit for the last few weeks, this topic's pretty decent.

noob3 Sep 19th, 2007 02:24 AM

don't cry dude it's not like there isn't any puss left in the universe unless you're ugly and then you got problems man i'm sorry ugly boy

MattJack Sep 19th, 2007 01:05 PM

Women are fucking crazy dood. How old are you? If you are lyke under 65 then you should just sweat this broad.

My advice:

1. Don't talk to anyone about this, just bottle it all up inside of you with all your other problems.

2. Drink yourself to sleep at night.

3. Get you a fat girl or ugly girl (but don't tell yer friends!) and bone her like she's that girl from Myth Busters.

4. Grow a mustache to show your ex you mean business now.

5. Repeat steps 1-3 until you feel better about yourself and life in general.

Girl Drink Drunk Sep 20th, 2007 10:33 PM

I concur. Alchohol is good.

MisSFiT Sep 21st, 2007 10:59 PM

Well, whatever you do don't become a atalker/physco and call her 25 times a day crying and/or showing up coincidentally where she is.
Are you guys young? Did you spend alot of time together? If so maybe she just needs space and her own freedom for ahwile. If that's what she needs then leave her be. You never know what could happen in the future. In the meantime go out and HAVE FUN!!

Matt Harty Sep 23rd, 2007 03:59 AM

Dr. Volsh did you kill yourself :(

mischief Oct 3rd, 2007 02:23 PM

nobody ever breaks up with you for "no reason"
you're either really dense or in deep denial.
it's been a couple of weeks since you posted that so maybe you're back together, but i say if she wants you back you tell her to fuck off.

Cosmo Electrolux Oct 10th, 2007 09:32 AM

listen to Mischief....

AChimp Oct 10th, 2007 10:37 AM

I demand an update on this issue.

Cosmo Electrolux Oct 10th, 2007 02:17 PM

you forgot this >:

Terra Oct 10th, 2007 02:23 PM

That's right! >:

Listen to Cos!:)

HickMan Oct 12th, 2007 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty (Post 504676)
But you have clearance to cry because 2 1/2 is a pretty long time.

MAN LAW NUMBER 85.

There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

So, sorry buddy, no crying. Hey, she dumped you.

MetalMilitia Oct 13th, 2007 03:46 PM

I cried when ET dies in the film ET (although it turned out he didn't really die, he was just faking it or something. Either way he went all white). That should probably on the list.

Sethomas Oct 14th, 2007 12:52 AM

Oh, and the soprano aria in the Introit of Mozart's Requiem.

Guitar Woman Oct 14th, 2007 01:06 AM

Little girl's dead dad level in EBA. ;_;

HickMan Oct 14th, 2007 03:58 PM

NO! NO CRYING ALLOWED YOU PANSIES!

MLE Oct 15th, 2007 11:33 AM

i got a little sniffly at that too GW ;<

Emu Oct 15th, 2007 11:37 AM

EBA = ?

MLE Oct 15th, 2007 11:56 AM

Elite Beat Agents for the DS.

One of the best DS games out there by far.

Sucka.

Sticks Oct 16th, 2007 12:01 AM

EBA is awesome right now, along with the Taiko for the DS.

Go shit on the girls porch imo. =0

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 26th, 2007 02:08 AM

Explaination time.

AChimp Oct 26th, 2007 10:36 AM

This thread is stickied until we receive an update!

AChimp Oct 26th, 2007 10:37 AM

It's also because I'm too lazy to keep coming here and looking for it. :(

Emu Oct 26th, 2007 05:36 PM

Well why don't we just sticky EVERY love thread :rolleyes

corpexec44 Nov 2nd, 2007 01:12 AM

she may have seen you digging your hand in your asscrack to often. remember that in your next relationship dr volshurawitz.

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 3rd, 2007 04:41 PM

That made me lol.

Someone send him a care package or something to make him tell us plz.

Sacks Nov 7th, 2007 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 506853)
MAN LAW NUMBER 85.

There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.

So, sorry buddy, no crying. Hey, she dumped you.

4.

mischief Nov 7th, 2007 05:41 PM

that's the most depressing shit i've ever seen sacks

and we still need to know what happened!

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 16th, 2007 12:05 AM

:tear

Man.

Slinky Ferret Nov 17th, 2007 03:47 PM

Those pictures are really sad. :(

Kant spelz Dec 2nd, 2007 08:18 PM

Those pics made me lol irl.

Sacks Dec 3rd, 2007 08:11 AM

Then you have a terrible sense of humor, or there is an inside joke going on with you about dogs looking or laying down.

Cosmo Electrolux Dec 4th, 2007 05:49 PM

so, what is the latest here? What the fuck, you know?

zeldasbiggestfan Dec 16th, 2007 06:57 PM

YEAH! >:

Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 08:27 PM

He isn't going to tell us, guys, stop caring

Emu Dec 16th, 2007 08:58 PM

I hate this thread because of those dog pictures. Stop making me look at them.

Guitar Woman Dec 16th, 2007 09:06 PM

I was gonna make a crack all like MAN SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO GADZOOKS but then I decided that would be rude

Asila Dec 23rd, 2007 09:52 PM

This whole thread is like a bad French movie. It's really depressing and I'll never get to find out what the fuck actually happened.

Spetsnaz Dec 31st, 2007 01:46 PM

Be a man you fucking pussy! Fuck her sister for revenge!

Sacks Dec 31st, 2007 02:38 PM

Evil Dead you are not very good at looking at post dates!

Spetsnaz Dec 31st, 2007 05:11 PM

I stand humbled indeed!

Chojin Dec 31st, 2007 05:32 PM

To be fair Loveline in general gets as much action as a member of Brawl Hall.

Spetsnaz Dec 31st, 2007 05:35 PM

I've been reading through Loveline and it seems to be the best of the threads so far.

Sacks Jan 1st, 2008 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 517420)
To be fair Loveline in general gets as much action as a member of Brawl Hall.


HOYOOOOO!

notworthit Oct 20th, 2009 08:03 PM

ignore her
 
i myself got dumped by my gf after 3yrs or so. actually she just dumped me today for the 20 th time in 2 or 3 months. i told her im fine with it and now she wants me back. forget that! im done with that childish crap. just ignore her she will come back to u. dont contact her in anyways just ignore her for awhile and she will come back. mine always did!

Tadao Oct 20th, 2009 08:05 PM

who are you talking to?

Colonel Flagg Oct 21st, 2009 11:56 AM

:lol

Zomboid Oct 22nd, 2009 05:27 PM

Didn't the OP come back recently? I DEMAND HE FINISH HIS STORY!

bigtimecow Oct 22nd, 2009 08:33 PM

the first 5 or 6 posts in this thread are extremely heart warming :)

kahljorn Oct 27th, 2009 09:21 PM

the end of the story is that he stole wreck's ex girlfriend and married her!

at least i think it was this dude :O

Chojin Oct 27th, 2009 10:36 PM

no, that was rev danno

Dr. V Jan 28th, 2011 05:19 AM

Hey guys. Just wanted to come back and say hell no I didn't kill myself. I was really devistated though.
I actually was extremely embarrassed I even posted this and never read it again, assuming everyone just went off on a tangent about how I was fat and gay looking.
As for what happened, she eventually called me one time begging me to come back and I totally shot her down. I stayed single for a while, just getting to know myself. I eventually accidently met a girl through church in Oct of 2009. May 8th will be our 1 year wedding anniversary. Thanks for the support everyone. I never realized I had it.

Fathom Zero Jan 28th, 2011 08:07 AM

Holy shit. Happy endeengs

Zhukov Jan 28th, 2011 11:37 AM

Not with the church involved it's not.

Tadao Jan 28th, 2011 11:51 AM

Can fat gay guys marry each other where you live?

Dr. V Jan 28th, 2011 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 711690)
Can fat gay guys marry each other where you live?

In california, yes. Better get out here before they take it away again.

Pentegarn Jan 28th, 2011 03:42 PM

Hear that Tadao? Better get out to where you already live :lol

Tadao Jan 28th, 2011 09:31 PM

:eek

Dr. V Jan 28th, 2011 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 711704)
Hear that Tadao? Better get out to where you already live :lol

West Hollywood?

Tadao Jan 29th, 2011 01:41 AM

Castro ;) :wank :love

Dr. V Jan 29th, 2011 01:56 AM

That's hawt.

Pentegarn Jan 29th, 2011 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 711718)
Castro ;) :wank :love

:lol

Dr. V Jan 29th, 2011 04:37 PM

Also, I'd like to add that several weeks later she sent me an email that she had cheated on me with eight seperate men, multitudes of times. One was married. In my defense this was a long distance relationship and I didn't see her but every few weeks.

Slut.

Pentegarn Jan 30th, 2011 11:28 AM

Statistically one has a better chance of hitting the lottery than of making a long distance relationship work

Dr. V Jan 30th, 2011 04:25 PM

As I look back I wonder why I didn't break it off sooner. I could have had a much better 2 1/2 years.

Pentegarn Jan 30th, 2011 11:56 PM

I've been there once upon a decade ago, I wish i hadn't wasted the time I invested into mine either.

Schimid Mar 10th, 2011 12:37 PM

wait, you were with someone for two and a half years, then she dumped you, and now you're married to someone you only knew for seven months prior?

boy oh boy, i can't wait for next year's installment of this thread!

MLE Mar 10th, 2011 12:42 PM

:like

Pentegarn Mar 11th, 2011 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 714816)
wait, you were with someone for two and a half years, then she dumped you, and now you're married to someone you only knew for seven months prior?

boy oh boy, i can't wait for next year's installment of this thread!

Wait, you find it physically and mentally impossible to wait for the next year's installment of this thread?

ThrashO Jun 3rd, 2011 09:14 AM

Holy fucking shit stains. I don't know what's sadder, this guys first post or his second.

Dr. V Jul 3rd, 2012 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 714816)
wait, you were with someone for two and a half years, then she dumped you, and now you're married to someone you only knew for seven months prior?

boy oh boy, i can't wait for next year's installment of this thread!

Everything's great. Hope it lived up to your expectations.

Dr. V Sep 30th, 2013 08:23 PM

Update: I hope the wait was worth it.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 27th, 2014 07:45 PM

How about now? Update your thread, for gods sake! >:

Tadao Mar 27th, 2014 07:48 PM

Did you IM him? I think he might get an email. :eek

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 27th, 2014 07:53 PM

no...I guess I could. We'll see what happens.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 28th, 2014 01:03 PM

message sent. I'll drop by in a couple of years to see what he said. :|

Tadao Mar 28th, 2014 01:20 PM

I wonder what church they met at? Was it Scientology? Was it the church of the subgenius? Is he mormon and can have more than 1 wife? Maybe satanic and they already sacrificed their first born. :eek

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 28th, 2014 05:34 PM

I'm an ordained Subgenius minister...

Whoa...he could be on that sister wife show....:x

Tadao Mar 28th, 2014 07:05 PM

Are you really? I suppose it's just a form and a fee.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 29th, 2014 05:35 PM

it was about 15 years ago...and no form, just a fee. I coughed up my $30 so I'm no longer pink in Bob's eyes.

Cosmo Electrolux Oct 7th, 2015 04:12 PM

Well, I'm back. Any updates?

Cosmo Electrolux Nov 3rd, 2016 10:58 AM

anything? anything?

Esuohlim Nov 6th, 2016 11:36 AM

Dr. V died in his sleep after a five-month battle with cancer you shithead

Dr. V Jun 9th, 2017 03:07 PM

I'm a daddy.


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