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MLE Mar 10th, 2011 11:42 AM

:like

Pentegarn Mar 11th, 2011 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 714816)
wait, you were with someone for two and a half years, then she dumped you, and now you're married to someone you only knew for seven months prior?

boy oh boy, i can't wait for next year's installment of this thread!

Wait, you find it physically and mentally impossible to wait for the next year's installment of this thread?

ThrashO Jun 3rd, 2011 08:14 AM

Holy fucking shit stains. I don't know what's sadder, this guys first post or his second.

Dr. V Jul 3rd, 2012 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schimid (Post 714816)
wait, you were with someone for two and a half years, then she dumped you, and now you're married to someone you only knew for seven months prior?

boy oh boy, i can't wait for next year's installment of this thread!

Everything's great. Hope it lived up to your expectations.

Dr. V Sep 30th, 2013 07:23 PM

Update: I hope the wait was worth it.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 27th, 2014 06:45 PM

How about now? Update your thread, for gods sake! >:

Tadao Mar 27th, 2014 06:48 PM

Did you IM him? I think he might get an email. :eek

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 27th, 2014 06:53 PM

no...I guess I could. We'll see what happens.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 28th, 2014 12:03 PM

message sent. I'll drop by in a couple of years to see what he said. :|

Tadao Mar 28th, 2014 12:20 PM

I wonder what church they met at? Was it Scientology? Was it the church of the subgenius? Is he mormon and can have more than 1 wife? Maybe satanic and they already sacrificed their first born. :eek

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 28th, 2014 04:34 PM

I'm an ordained Subgenius minister...

Whoa...he could be on that sister wife show....:x

Tadao Mar 28th, 2014 06:05 PM

Are you really? I suppose it's just a form and a fee.

Cosmo Electrolux Mar 29th, 2014 04:35 PM

it was about 15 years ago...and no form, just a fee. I coughed up my $30 so I'm no longer pink in Bob's eyes.

Cosmo Electrolux Oct 7th, 2015 03:12 PM

Well, I'm back. Any updates?

Cosmo Electrolux Nov 3rd, 2016 09:58 AM

anything? anything?

Esuohlim Nov 6th, 2016 10:36 AM

Dr. V died in his sleep after a five-month battle with cancer you shithead

Dr. V Jun 9th, 2017 02:07 PM

I'm a daddy.


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