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JediScum Dec 27th, 2007 12:35 AM

Who would win?
 
I posted this once. I still think it's a valid question in a nerdy, fanboy sort of way. Who would win? James Bond or Hannibal Lecter? Both are crafty and prison doesn't seem to stop either one. But if Bond had to chase Lecter, blah blah blah.

This is no different than the "Dr. Who vs. Spiderman" question that was posited about 2-3 months ago.

JediScum Dec 27th, 2007 12:44 AM

incredibly insightful. please elaborate.

ffourester Dec 27th, 2007 12:46 AM

What would happen if the Green Leghorn got involved?

JediScum Dec 27th, 2007 01:16 AM

i don't know what to do. I've never met anyone who was working on a Doctorate, let alone one on Mathematics.

Sethomas Dec 27th, 2007 01:24 AM

I used to know this chick whom Facebook tells me is now working on a doctorate in mathematics at Dartmouth. I assume that the two of us have made out together, but I'm really not sure.

I think the guy with no arms would win against the guy with no legs.

JediScum Dec 27th, 2007 01:31 AM

People who are actually Interested in Mathematics enough to persue as a Major are Goddamn insane. I should know. As are line cooks.

ffourester Dec 27th, 2007 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 516323)
People who are actually Interested in Mathematics enough to persue as a Major are Goddamn insane.

I know, just look at that guy from NUMB3RS on CBS. :hypno

JediScum Dec 27th, 2007 02:13 AM

OK, I get it.. the Writers Strike is still going on and you guys are like straight up bored. I can understand. I tried to offer a what if? idea but i guess you didn't like it... or their may have been, y'know, copyright probs. And I guess Darth Vader vs. Dracula won't work either for similiar reasons.

I don't know... I Thought James Bond vs. Hannibal Lecter Would be a Damn Good fight.If you think about it, the time lines are similiar. They could have met. I'd watch that before some Alien/Predator/Batman shite.

And you can't say, Darth Vader vs. Count Dracula wouldn't be a cool fight.

Yeah, why don't you "Guild" writers keep striking so I can write MY stories.

I would say you guys suck, but you know... money before talent.

Sethomas Dec 27th, 2007 02:24 AM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69697094

lol?

JediScum Dec 27th, 2007 02:47 AM

that was good, sir. I didn't make this thread for my own enjoyment, however. If anyone has a fantasy fight, they can post it. I was watching Goldfinger earlier, And the idea of Bond vs. Lecter just screamed inside my head. Out of many stupid ideas i've had, i think this one could actually work.

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2007 02:48 AM

I saw Freaks between the time of that thread's making and this one.

The shocker at the ending is completely fantastic.

Optimizt Dec 27th, 2007 02:52 AM

J.C. Denton vs. Paul Denton

:confused:

JediScum Dec 27th, 2007 02:54 AM

it is a good movie. NOW WHAT WOULD BE A GOOD FIGHT BETWEEN FICTIONAL CHARCTERS?!?!

Fathom Zero Dec 27th, 2007 02:58 AM

God versus Satan. :lol

executioneer Dec 27th, 2007 03:02 AM

MOVIE FORUM, A-HOLES

Guitar Woman Dec 27th, 2007 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Optimizt (Post 516339)
J.C. Denton vs. Paul Denton

:confused:

DEPENDS ON IF THERE'S A BOMB IN THE HELICOPTOR

Optimizt Dec 27th, 2007 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 516346)
DEPENDS ON IF THERE'S A BOMB IN THE HELICOPTOR

A BOMB!

executioneer Dec 27th, 2007 03:31 AM

guys who would win a fight captain kirk or captain kirk from the evil paralel universe

executioneer Dec 27th, 2007 03:32 AM

ANSWER: WHO FUCKING GIVES A SH*T

Tadao Dec 27th, 2007 04:26 AM

Kirk original would win! Great question Code-Wheel!

Sacks Dec 27th, 2007 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 516322)
I used to know this chick whom Facebook tells me is now working on a doctorate in mathematics at Dartmouth. I assume that the two of us have made out together, but I'm really not sure.

I think the guy with no arms would win against the guy with no legs.

Why do you think that? The fight will surely end up on the ground, and then arms guy has it made.

MetalMilitia Dec 27th, 2007 02:18 PM

Captain Jean-Luc Picard VS Godzilla

Discuss

Zapatista Dec 27th, 2007 02:25 PM

Gandhi versus Mother Theresa.

Sacks Dec 27th, 2007 02:29 PM

Huckleberry Hound V.S. Top Cat

MetalMilitia Dec 27th, 2007 02:32 PM

Spock Vs Guitar Woman


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