I watched Sorcerer's Apprentice, it was better than I thought it would be

Agreed.

I just can't get behind Nicholas Cage.

In the right role Nick Cage is OK

But you can get behind Russell Brand? :blah

I'm trying to think of a movie with nicholas cage that i liked.
cant think of one.

speaking of which did anybody ever watch the new bad leiutenant that had him in it?

Valley Girl

I liked him in Lord of War, Windtalkers, and Gone in Sixty Seconds.

The Coen bros' True Grit. Really enjoyed it. Except for the "older" Mattie at the end, who I didn't think was similar enough to "young" Mattie.

I liked Adaptation and Raising Arizona and I dont care what anyone thinks.

He's really really good in that movie where he parts an alcoholic who tries to od on alcohol and falls in love with a hooker in either l.a. or hollywood.

I liked ghostrider and the wicker man for being cheeseball fun though.

oh yea, i liked adaptation kind of. Will have to check out raising arizona.

leaving las vegas

and raising arizona is a damn good movie

cage can be a solid actor, he just has this habit of choosing to star in shit house movies

at the very least we dodged a bullet with him in burton's superman

I think Russell Brand is a bit misunderstood/underappreciated and I think much of that is his own fault.

What about Con Air or The Rock?

Granted those were good in spite of Cage, but still

I can agree with The Rock. Con Air on the other hand... only if you consider it a comedy.

When he first came over to America, he did a stand up bit on CC. It was fucking terrible. I mean terrible. Possibly the most pathetic and unfunny thing I have ever seen. I dont think the word misunderstood or underappreciated diverse that kind of association.

I like cage because he does films he wants to do. Even if all of them aren't that great.

I kind of did :lol

just saw this movie called monster camp its about larping its kinda sad but very entertaining at the same time
i watched that one is pretty good

:lol

there's this grown man like in his 40 who lives with his daughter, plays wow all day and when he isn't he is larping, the daughter complained that they didn't spent time together and his solution was to make her an account and play with her

Thats dumb. Larping is like playing dress up. Girls like dress up.

I've got his New York comedy show on DVD. I agree that it wasn't his best stuff. I generally don't like his standup because it's so recycled (you know you're going to hear the "if I weren't famous, this haircut would just mean mental illness" line, and so on).

I believe he's genuinely intelligent. I believe he's genuinely clever. I believe he's having a hard time finding elements of his comedy style that are relevant here. I mean, a lot of people in the UK can't stand him. So I think his reaction is to sort of become a caricature of himself, which is often sad and unfunny.

Anyway, don't want to overanalyze the man. I find him funny and I likes what I likes.

X-men: First Class. It was comically inaccurate but I wasn't disappointed.

As in it wasn't accurate per the comics or it was so inaccurate to something else it was comical?

I still need to see the movie I just read through this green lantern review.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/articl...8072-2,00.html

Its an in depth review of the green lantern movie from an idiot. Just reading through it almost sent me into a rage. Then a lot of other people already commented on it so it made me feel better.

:lol
Green is evil! Yellow is the color of the sun!

There's... there's just so much wrong with that review.

I wanted to say something about soilent green vs yellow scare and how the green lantern movie is good juxtoposition against these typecast colors.

Wasn't accurate per comics

Why, what did the comedians say was inaccurate?

You know, for a liberal "cultured" know-it-all, the reviewer certainly didn't seem to know that Green Lantern existed before pretty much everything he bitched that it ripped off :lol

EDIT: Also I had to pile on in the comment section too :lol

The Elephant Man

I've always been meaning to see this movie and now I finally did. I feel very sad. :(

A masterpiece.

I think the critic disabled comments on his article cause he was getting verbally ass raped :lol

Oops nevermind, my browser was just not loading them :lol

Brainiac. It's an old Mexican horror movie from the 60's that I'd somehow never heard of.
It's pure b-movie cheese gold! :)

ive seen that its preety good. i think i had his lit up eyes for an avatar for a smidgeon or at least thought about it ;/

i like when they're anncounging his crimes at the beginning and they're all, "FUCK EVERYBODIES WIVES" or something and he just laughs.

i watched robocop and i still cry when the cops shoot him:tear

:lol

x-men first class

pretty solid except for the broads playing emma frost and mystique

Maniac cop 3. Hot damn this movie is ridiculous. Over the top action with a renegade zombie cop.

he's also apparently "the black rambo of terror"

Green Lantern reminded me of Dune. Not storywise or anything, but in both cases they tried to adapt a sci-fi epic and it just doesn't work as one movie.

It's because Ryan Reynolds is just too deeply Canadian isn't it? :(

Just got back from Green Lantern. I only saw it because Ryan Reynolds is one of three actors I'd totally go gay for (the other two are Pierce Brosnan and Joseph Gordon-Lovett).

It wasn't the worst movie I ever saw. It's better than Daredevil, for certain. But then again, I think Thor looks shitty and don't even want to see it. I just wish Green Lantern had more action; it definitely reminded me of Iron Man where the whole damn thing was exposition until the end when the movie suddenly comes to a halt. I was so pumped for the fight and it was over before it even got heated up (and the award for subtle spoiler goes to...)

Also, the pacing was fucking weird. They'd dwell on some things forever but then WOOOP HAL'S FLYING. The scene where the ring calls him is literally:

"Well I was at my 11 year old nephew's birthday for 5 whole minutes. I'll just walk to my car and OH FUCK WHAT WHERE AM I GOING FUCK SHIT PISS".

Followed by more of Hal brooding infront of his babe. Then he gets into a fight in a parking lot and OH HEY I ACCIDENTALLY A GIANT FIST.

I'm just fucking sick of superhero movies. Can we go back to coming up with new ideas so we can stop milking old franchises?

What? you lost me at Joseph Gordon-Lovett.

I would gay the hell outa ryan reynolds.

Woops. Levitt. Dunno how I goofed that.

the power rangers movie

i don't know why, there probably was something better on

Love and Other Drugs

My girlfriend forced me to watch a chickflick with her. The first half of the movie was basically softcore porn. The second half was by the numbers romantic comedy with the most annoying comical sidecharacter ever. So yeah, I pretty much hated everything about this movie (excluding Anne Hathaways tits), but at least I got laid.

Might watch that later again.

Watching coneheads. Fucking love this movie.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

It was okay, I didn't like it as much as the first one. The kid who plays Rodrick is really good. It's nice having a movie for kids that doesn't have the whole Disney shitty-kids-show thing ballsing it up.

Holy crap. Kitsa liked a move?!

I like lots of movies. Not recently, but you know.

I went through my whole $10 giftcard at the video store yesterday. :(

art of the steal
those guys got fucked over hard

Somebody pointed out to me that the Captain America movie is a reboot. He said they made one in the 90s starring JD Salinger's son. I thought it might be cool....
Oh God, what a piece of shit, I'll never get those hours back.

There Will Be Blood

This was maybe the 4th time I watched it. One of my favorite movies. I fucking love Paul Thomas Anderson.

You can skip out on all the early 90's superhero movies(capt america, spider man, some other garbage). I remember being disapointed with them when they came out.

Great movie, I've only seen it once so far.

Daredevil was on tv when I went home for lunch. I forgot Collin Farrel played bullseye. :/

When they introduced Fisk they were playing "Lapdance" by nerd and it made me crack up. Then I remembered that it probably came out when this movie was released.

I've got "The Last Exorcism" and "Inception" at home, haven't gotten to them yet.

Has anyone seen Transformers 3?

Managed to successfully avoid it so far

i just came from watching transformers 3 its better than number 2 but worse than 1 one thing i must say optimus is one cold blooded killer

man i hate inception sort of.

fucking juno is an annoying character, and it seems like all the other characters were added more for plot convenience than anything else. "HEY, YOU CAN GO INTO DREAMS RIGHT? ALSO BRING THAT BABY IM SURE HE HAS SOME KARATE MOVES TOO."

but yea i really hate juno. I think it would've been cooler if t here was no juno. Pretty much all the other characters end up looking like inexperienced cockmonkies cause of juno. plus she's annoying and bitchy and a know it all. It would've been cool if she would've died because she was cocky.
also that movie is totally not deep. It's more like an action movie than anything else.



pretty much the only character i like in that whole movie is the guy from 28 days later. he should've gotten a best actors award for that movie.

Killer Klowns From Outer Space in anticipation for the announcement of the sequel. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Killer...04296156279669

heard about that, but not liking the 3-D nonsense

caught most of The Missing, pretty good i suppose

one of the few things i liked about those movies is this

That's pretty spot on. Still no Grimlock. It seemed like they focused more on the humans again. There were still a few "Missing Transformers" scenes where they just go missing for 20 minutes of the movie and then are back.

Optimus Prime seems like he just runs on adrenaline.



edit: Also saw it in I-Max 3D. Got there kinda late so we had to sit on the side. There is a part where they are sliding down something and it looked amazing because I actually had to turn my head to the right side of the screen.

As with every Imax movie the imax scenes were worth it. Although an entire film is never directly filmed with it.

I watched The Wicker Man with a bunch of friends and if we didn't talk all the way through it I think I would have just left.

The original or the Nick Cage remake? Because I lost it during the bees scene in the remake and a bunch of dumb old fogies got mad at me because I laughed like a madman through the whole scene.

Not a new film for me, but the latest film I watched was David Cronenberg's film version of Naked Lunch. I originally saw it on a VHS cassette that I bought at a flea-market when I was twelve. Diehard Burroughs fans may hate it, but I loved it just as much as I did when I was twelve and terrified that my dad would catch me watching it.

The Mechanic!

I was happily surprised that it didn't suck old-man balls.

I'd never seen Zoolander before, and I watched part of it yesterday. It was better than I thought it would be, unless the gasoline fight was the peak of the whole movie.

Also made the decision to skip "Inception". I used to really like Ellen Page, back in the TPB days, and I have Hard Candy on DVD. She kind of lost me around Whip It, which seemed like Ghost World Lite to me for some reason. Anyway, I watched the South Park Inception ep and I think I've got the gist.

Mugabe and the White African.

This movie reinforces my lifelong decision to stick to my former list of countries I'd avoid like the damn plague. Zimbabwe is on the list. It's just one of those places that won't go well if you're not on the violent guy's side.

is ellen page the juno girl?

i also watched zoolander on usa or whatever yesterday :O :O
i didnt get to see the gasoline fight part but my friend was telling me about it

I just watched Dolls by Stuart Gordon and it was creepy. :(

predator
gonna put in the dc of legend in a few

Predators. It wasn't terrible. Sophia thought it was fun as shit.

BABY SAMJEW KNOWS WHAT UP.

Baby samjew calls the shots

Tromeo and Juliet for the millionth time.

I still haven't seen that for the 1st time.

The scene with the jiffy-pop stomach always gets me.

My buddies and I are having a movie night every week. Our first movie was The Thing.

That movie is waaaaay funnier than it wants to be. We were laughing the entire time. Really awkward editing and script. I'd probably be scared shitless if I was 8.

What's wrong with the editing? The Thing is very well edited and paced in my opinion. The special effects are very good also, and still manage to impress me (excluding the stop motion). Carpenter has also managed to capture the sense of isolation and tension you would expect. I love the movie, even without nostalgic glasses on.

The black and white is where its at. :\

the back to the future trilogy after playing the game i felt the need also bought a hotwheels delorean

Brides of Dracula. It's a direct sequel to Horror of Dracula, so Dracula is dead (meaning no Christopher Lee) and ninja Van Helsing is after a pretty boy vampire this time.
Fantastic film. :)

green lantern-
it's hardly the worthless pile of shit critics say it is, but it's generic as all hell
the cgi is fucking terrible
the way krona and parallax were used was a mistake
it's too short
not enough time spent on oa or with some of the central lanterns
the set up at the end was really weak

if warner is gonna go ahead with a sequel, it'd need a new writing team and they shouldn't interfere this time

kinda hoping that green lantern bombed in the writing dept so the sequel doesn't mess up the deadpool movie.

I was out the other day and my friends asked me if I wanted to see a movie with them. I said sure and they asked me what movie I wanted to go see. I told them, "The Green Hornet," as it was, of the two 'Green' movies, the obviously better choice. They told me it was already on DVD.

I felt dumb.

So we saw the Green Lantern and I was bored and definitely fell asleep for a stretch of it. Coming back home, I borrowed my bro's copy of the Green Hornet and was quite happy with it. Srsly, I loved the Green Hornet.

Also, saw American: The Bill Hicks Story.

I don't have to say anything - you already know you should watch it. It's a fantastically made doc.

Really wanted to watch the green hornet. Same thing happened to me, went to check online to see when movie times were and it was on dvd, only like 3 months in theaters.

Lots of awkward cuts and fades. Sometimes someone will say something to someone, and the camera will just hang on them...and nothing happens...oh right we need to fade out! Okay!

I remember one part where the black guy who wasn't on rollerblades was tied up with another dude, and the black guy is all "LET ME OUTTA HERE! COME ON!" Then it just cut right to the other guy being tied up by himself. Or another scene where one of the dudes asks the doctor something, and the doctor just says nothing, and there's a long pause of nothing, then the camera fades out. It leads to some unintentionally funny moments.

Lots of scenes were a lot funnier than they were supposed to be. I think the only time we jumped was when one dude's stomach grows a mouth and eats a guy's hands as he's about to use a defibrillator. But even after that we were laughing because that shit was so silly. :lol

Man. Dyck everyone who is not drunko in the giorgi right now. Right in your srunk footfilled mouth.

From Dusk Till Dawn. For the second time- saw it first in a theater.

I totally forgot how fucked up that movie was. Salma Hayek looked uncomfortable with the snake.

You spelled 'hot' with way too many letters

Also, I know about the foot fetish thing (everybody does), but seeing it carried out on-screen is just really squirmy to me for some reason.

I just heard about the foot thing Friday while I was listening to podcasts at work

are you guys talking about how quintin terrantino has a foot fetish?

you can totally tell cause he always has a shot with some woman's feet in his movies ;/
like in deathrace doesnt kurt douglas lick some girls feet or something?
then there's kill bill with the foot scene in the pussy wagon etc.
inglorious basterds theres the part where the girl gets shot in the leg and he holds her feet