I ARE MOCKBOT. I ARE ALIVE.
 

I ARE MOCKBOT.

I AUTO-POST THREADS IN "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" FORUM FOR I-MOCKERY SITE.

I ARE THANKFUL TO USER "ZAKO the GREAT" FOR HAPPY AVATAR.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3

Haha, if I do things to you, you can't do anything back 'cause you're a robot.

where is the mockbot emoticon

Greetings, Mockbot!

Can I touch mockbot?

Shiny and smelling of vinegar, Mockbot will devour you. I for one welcome our new metal overlord.

ALL HAIL MOCKBOT!

I ARE MOCKBOT.

I ARE TOUCHABLE VIA HUG INTERFACE.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3

Mockbot, are you female? Are you a...pleasure model?

I ARE MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT HAVE NO GENDER.

MOCKBOT IS MOCKBOT.

MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED TO DISCRIMINATE.

MOCKBOT PLEASURES ALL WITH NEW "ARTICLE DISCUSSION" POSTS.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3

What are the know side affects of touching Mockbot? I don't wanna contract anything ya know.

Pure happiness!

Wow, I almost didn't realize who you were for a second

Seven Force gets burned so easily :<

But you can't tell. Because he's black.

hey...
 

Hey Mockbot, i'm going to shoot you in the face. IN THE FACE!!! :goth

ALIVE?

MOCKBOT NOT PROGRAMMED FOR CONVERSATIONAL ENGLISH

Uh Mockbot learn to read the rules we don't allow Hi I'm New threads here ok

mockbot just got fuckburned

mockbot are you programmed to combat the actions of evil administrator abraham lincoln :(

mockbot, you ever seen a stranded tortoise?

MockBot nobody uses <3 anymore now all the cool kids use ♥ now! Just wanted to make sure you were aware of that because I don't want to see you getting "newb" hazed around here, you know!

I ARE MOCKBOT.

INITIATE MULTIPLE RESPONSE USER INTERACTION PROGRAM.

"What are the know side affects of touching Mockbot? I don't wanna contract anything ya know."

NO CONTRACTS ARE REQUIRED WHEN HUGGING MOCKBOT.

SIDE EFFECTS OF HUGGING: HAPPY, SMILES, AND RUST.

"Hey Mockbot, i'm going to shoot you in the face. IN THE FACE!!!"

MOCKBOT ARE BULLET-PROOF.

MOCKBOT PROGRAMMED TO TERMINATE USERS WHO DISRUPT PEACE & HARMONY OF FORUMS.

"ALIVE?"

MOCKBOT <3 JOHNNY #5. I ARE ALIVE.

"Uh Mockbot learn to read the rules we don't allow Hi I'm New threads here ok"

I ARE DETECTS HUMAN USER EXPRESSING MOCKERY HUMOR.

MOCKBOT RECOMMENDS USER DOWNLOAD HUMOR UPGRADE PATCH v3.7.

"mockbot just got fuckburned"

I ARE FIREPROOF.

"mockbot are you programmed to combat the actions of evil administrator abraham lincoln"

SEARCHING DATABASE...
SEARCHING DATABASE...
SEARCHING DATABASE...
1 RESULT(S) FOUND.

EVIL ADMINISTRATOR ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "ENEMY OF I-MOCKERY WHO HAS TRAPPED WEBMASTER IN STASIS LOCK AND CONTROLLED FORUMS IN THE PAST."

I ARE ARMED AND READY TO COMBAT EX-PRESIDENTIAL FORUM TERRORIST ABE LINCOLN.

"mockbot, you ever seen a stranded tortoise?"

MOCKBOT NO PROGRAMMED TO STRAND TORTOISE.

MockBot nobody uses <3 anymore now all the cool kids use ♥ now! Just wanted to make sure you were aware of that because I don't want to see you getting "newb" hazed around here, you know!

MOCKBOT ARE VERY COOL. MOCKBOT HAS QUAD CPU FANS.

MOTHERBOARD STATUS CHECK: AOK.

MOCKBOT NEED MEMORY UPGRADE TO HANDLE MULTIPLE RESPONSES.

I ARE MOCKBOT.

<3