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MockBot Jan 3rd, 2008 02:41 AM

Editorials - Your Anger Management FAQ
 
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Tetsu Deinonychus Jan 3rd, 2008 03:22 AM

This, was goddamn hilarious.

BTW, I'm definitely a represser. But, since I have a photographic memory I can pretty much relive any moment when I get angry and get pissed off all over again!

executioneer Jan 3rd, 2008 03:28 AM

ive been suppressing anger so long i could punch someone to the moon by now

Nick Jan 3rd, 2008 08:48 AM

Life isn't worth living without red meat!

J. Tithonus Pednaud Jan 3rd, 2008 09:23 AM

I always liked Rage.......

Pihlak101 Jan 3rd, 2008 10:40 AM

That was so good I COULD PUNCH SOMETHING!!RWARRR!

Undead Overlord Jan 3rd, 2008 11:24 AM

I have a hard time getting gouls to listen to me, they are always too lazy to actually do anything besides lurk around graveyards and I need them to be out in the world recruting minions! An undead army isn't going to start itself you know! Then it would just be a coalition, and coalitions aren't good for anything.

I'll try this "repression" method and see if I can smite them into obediance. Thanks Max!

Neen Jan 3rd, 2008 11:38 AM

Burn, baby, burn!

mburbank Jan 3rd, 2008 11:47 AM

ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!

No, I'm kidding, that's a thematic response in the 'anger' mode of the 'voice' I used to 'write' that 'article'.

What I mean is, thanks for reading!

HungryWantBiddy Jan 3rd, 2008 12:38 PM

Good shit as usual, Max. Great analogy with the hot wheels thing. And 'gaylords'...haven't heard that one in a while. ALMOST as good as 'mook.'

comhcinc Jan 3rd, 2008 12:50 PM

heh you used naughty words

PeanutBoy Jan 3rd, 2008 01:10 PM

I'M ANGRY!!!


Really, I am.

23_ Jan 3rd, 2008 02:54 PM

DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO BE ANGRY?!

Actually, I liked this a lot. >=)

Pentegarn Jan 3rd, 2008 06:42 PM

Yeah, sex and red meat are nice, but you forgot sex with red meat didn't you.

Still it was a good read regardless.

Autrach Sejanoz Jan 3rd, 2008 08:36 PM

As ever, a fantastic piece of work, Mr. Burbank. It's nice to know I'm not the only one who can get a good punch up going at a church.

Rohjin Jan 3rd, 2008 10:08 PM

Quote:

Yeah, sex and red meat are nice, but you forgot sex with red meat didn't you.

Still it was a good read regardless.
You sir, a god amongst men. Great article man, I enjoy your shit.

mburbank Jan 4th, 2008 09:33 AM

Thank you all; I love that the new format allows me to get to know all of you, especially at a distance like this where you can in no way affect me or pas on any of the many communicable diseases you undoubtedly have.

joshklok Jan 4th, 2008 06:16 PM

oh hell yeah! *punches baby*


great stuff as always, dude.

slangislayer Jan 4th, 2008 07:46 PM

Anger is wholesome, you donīt wanīt to miss your neighbors on the whole fun...

Entreri21 Jan 5th, 2008 11:22 AM

Don't worry, Max, we're working on a way to deliver actual STD's electronically....

Any day now....any day....

Undead Overlord Jan 5th, 2008 11:29 AM

Hey there is a street named GayLord by my school...I mean fortress!

thecatillaccat Jan 5th, 2008 02:28 PM

Max's stuff rules. I deal with my anger in the only way that makes any sense.

IN MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

With that said, cheerio, I'm off to beat a baby with another baby.

Desert_Screams Apr 29th, 2008 10:53 PM

Wow, I am, like, way behind in the comment curve on this piece. But at least I now know how to get incredibly pissed off-- not merely pissy, mind-- and, like, break stuff.

Max, I are be am amazed. Your articles are consistently insane, and brilliant. Brilsane? Inilliant? Dunno what to call them, but I like 'em enough to smear 'em all over my body. Seriously. Hurts like hell, but it's worth the effort. And the scars. And the many, many damaged HP monitors.

mburbank Apr 30th, 2008 09:27 AM

Thanks! Seriously, I love hearing f4rom all of you guys. I come from a performance comedy background, which I have been away from since my first daughter was born about thirteen years ago. Writing was always more of a deal to me even back then, but I do miss the feedback and thrill you get from an audience, and the new site design has really given that a boost.

I'll say it again at the risk of redundancy: If you like my stuff, and anyones here at I-mock, tell your friends! Forward stuff, if you are on Digg or Fark or any of those sites promote an article or writer that you like. It is so, so so so hard to make a living (or augment the job one holds for health benefits) doing this stuff, and RoG puts his heart, soul and many nasty bodily fluids into running I-mock. Anything you can do to promote us means a lot.

resident-adam Jun 25th, 2008 05:56 AM

Well written article, seriously. All your pieces I enjoy reading.. have you considered sending some in to Maxim magazine? I hear they take submissions all the time. Either way keep up the good work.

Popsicle Dec 10th, 2008 01:48 AM

THAT PUPPY PISSES ME OFF >:|


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