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23_ Jan 8th, 2008 10:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spruce Moose (Post 521651)
Coffee house violence. It sounds like shitty video game concept in the making. Continue.
>>You asked for no milk and they gave you milk.
>>Your rage has gone up 10pts.

>>You drink the coffee.
>>Entering hyper mode.

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 9th, 2008 12:01 AM
>>Milk is hot from coffee
>>Pass out from warm milk.

I might have to work at a coffee shop. :( The place is bitchin' though so it all pans out.

executioneer Jan 9th, 2008 01:32 AM
what is this, a sequal to bureaucracy

Spruce Moose Jan 9th, 2008 01:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 521661)
Did you just give me permission to continue?
Hell yeah.

>>Mocha is diluted.
>>Rage increases 10 pts.
>>You choose: refuse to tip
>>Enemy shop employee's rage increases 20 pts.!
>>Enemy shop employee equips french press
>>Enemy shop employee uses bludgeon
>>Critical hit!
>>Enemy shop employee uses steamed milk
>>It's super effective!
>>You have fallen in battle
>>Enemy shop employee gains 200 exp
>>Enemy shop employee levels up and becomes Barista

Of course, this scenario doesn't explore hyper mode...

Tadao Jan 9th, 2008 02:24 AM
Thanks Spruce!

Zomboid Jan 9th, 2008 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spruce Moose (Post 521726)
Hell yeah.

>>Mocha is diluted.
>>Rage increases 10 pts.
>>You choose: refuse to tip
>>Enemy shop employee's rage increases 20 pts.!
>>Enemy shop employee equips french press
>>Enemy shop employee uses bludgeon
>>Critical hit!
>>Enemy shop employee uses steamed milk
>>It's super effective!
>>You have fallen in battle
>>Enemy shop employee gains 200 exp
>>Enemy shop employee levels up and becomes Barista

Of course, this scenario doesn't explore hyper mode...
How many games do you play where you select an attack solely to increase your opponent's attack skill? Also, I don't think I've ever seen a game where you lose and then some random enemy gains exp from your defeat and goes up a level. You suck at games.

Pub Lover Jan 9th, 2008 02:39 PM
Or most games suck at making you feel like suck for playing them suckerly. The more you lose the harder the game? No one wants to play that game.

Spruce Moose Jan 9th, 2008 07:36 PM
It's called innovation, people. It's all the rage these days. Different for the sake of different is how you get sales.

OR even better: I'm trying to make a game out of buying coffee, throw me a friggin' bone. And tell your friends how innovative and indie the game is. Gotta get that hipster dollar.

23_ Jan 9th, 2008 07:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spruce Moose (Post 521936)
OR even better: I'm trying to make a game out of buying coffee, throw me a friggin' bone. And tell your friends how innovative and indie the game is. Gotta get that hipster dollar.
>>You can't order a Venti until level 20

Tadao Jan 9th, 2008 08:06 PM
>>You were beaten up by teenagers and they stole you laptop with 683 poems, 2 screenplays, and that book you'll never finish.

(press here to start over)

Misdemonar Jan 9th, 2008 08:30 PM
Fuck you guys

Spruce Moose Jan 9th, 2008 08:40 PM
Eh, so's your old man.

Tadao Jan 9th, 2008 10:22 PM
Heh, it looks like your yelling at me. Or maybe you are...

Girl Drink Drunk Jan 10th, 2008 01:13 AM
Hey Seth, by -2 are you implying that you smashed two Star Bucks coffee machines in an insanity-induced rage and therefore owe money for two machines? (JJ)

ble_84 Jan 10th, 2008 01:15 AM
Who the hell orders a $10 cup of coffee that takes longer to pronounce than drink? jesus, what the hell is wrong with you people. shove that frappe-decaf-latte-ventee-godaamn-bullshit up the corporate ass. it's retarded

before anybody decides to get stupid with me, i'm not insulting anybody. i just beg you not to do dumb shit

Angryhydralisk Jan 10th, 2008 02:35 AM
AM I the only one who noticed this?

"Lackluster Video."

- Random dudor with avatar

Now that's a video chain I'd support, with some Dairy Queen moolatte or Krispy Kreme Chillers.

Tadao Jan 10th, 2008 02:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ble_84 (Post 522281)
before anybody decides to get stupid with me
Your doing well enough on you own.

Chojin Jan 10th, 2008 03:57 AM
you're all fired


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