what should jesus say?
 

i have a cermaic jesus head that i and blue fox stole from a yard sale. jesus used to have a shrine on the top of a ladder in my kitchen (lots of colored lights, and a candle, and such). we took jesus down from the ladder beacause he started falling off and nearly killed our bird (an evil creature that now lives at my parents house, he killed one of my mom's parakeets the other day, but on the fun side you could give him as much beer as you wanted) and put him on top of the refridgerator. i will post a picture of it when blue fox teaches me how to email a picture to myself from my cell phone, but i bought a bunch of alphabet magnets and now jesus gets to give a new message every few days. so far he has said:

BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY.

JESUS WOULD LOVE A FUDGE BONER.

ZOD IS LOVE.

ALL HAIL ZOD.

I WILL ONLY LET YOU DOWN.

MY MUSTACHE BRINGS ALL THE GIRLS TO THE YARD.

anywhoo, i like to update the message frequently, and maybe one of you jerks can make me laugh. i will post a picture of jesus with your qoute if it's good. a shitty reward i know, but i am not like the megamillionaire :posh running this site. i am poor.

I LOVE MURDERPORN

thank you for your contribution, it made me giggle. :lol--kind of.

I'll lick your taint for a dollar

damn stone pants rabbit. :lol

rent to own, baby...

F'N Nails

I wonder what they need such a big cross for...

I think jesus would say, "Quit fucking talking about me"

"Shit. Hey, would someone please scratch my nose for me?"

"HEY...hey you...jew boy....*SPit*

"Hey baby, you wanna eat of my flesh?"

yeah, Baby....and drink of the blood......

"Thou shalt not steal... my beer!"

"Scooch those Pringles over my way"

I hold the longest IRON CROSS record.

"It sho is hard bein' a bidness man."

if i'd of married a businessman then we'd have nice things.

a little help PLEASE.

Stop masturbating with the butter

"Anal beads!!!"

i am going to have to get magnetic punctuation marks!!!!!!

"My dad can kick your dad's ass."

2saviours1cup.com

hahahaha

"I can see your house from up here"