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terrva Jan 31st, 2008 04:10 AM

Scalp-related troubles (baldness arising)
 
Allrighty folks, this is the deal: i'm going bald. Or balding, if you will. I'm also twenty years old. Isn't this just grand? For the record, almost none of my relatives either from my mother's or father's side are naturally bald. Is there a demon in my head eating all my hair? Is god punishing me for the sins i've done? Do i have a poor blood circulation in my scalp or something?

Feel obliged to sympathize, insult, ignore or share your own baldness related thoughts in this thread.

executioneer Jan 31st, 2008 07:32 AM

didn't you see the little disclaimer at the top of the forums

it says "caution, may cause hair loss and infertility"

:(

RaNkeri Jan 31st, 2008 07:58 AM

Well, if baldness doesn't run in the family, it could be caused by some disease. :/

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 08:24 AM

My hairloss is stress related. :(

When it started at 18 I got very upset & canvassed my family for the genetic markers but didn't find any.

Oddly I have been here since I was 18.

I haven't had any fertility tests, but that is probably gone now too.

terrva Jan 31st, 2008 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 529032)
Well, if baldness doesn't run in the family, it could be caused by some disease. :/

Oh god, i hope it's not butt-disease!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 529034)
My hairloss is stress related. :(

Well, that could be the case with me too, since i've been pretty damn stressed for about two years now, previously due to my studies and now my work. Plus i'm currently (as in a year and a half now) trying to get into various schools, very fruitlessly i might add.

As for the fertility, i think it's long gone. Too many hits and kicks in the groin back in high school. Great times.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 09:01 AM

I'm less worried now about my hair than my teeth. Baldness is easy to bare when taunted by near-constant dreams about slowly becoming toothless. Doopa used to have, she may still have but it's been a while, a picture on Strangepuppets that I found particularly evocative.

Try & remember it could be worse.

When I was seven to 14 I used to encourage people to kick me in the balls as I was convinced I would never want children, that haunts me.

I just checked, & www.strangepuppets.com doesn't have that picture anymore, which is a shame because I can't think of a piece she has done that I haven't liked. PM me when I'm sober & I'll see if I can find it.

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terrva (Post 529037)
Oh god, i hope it's not butt-disease!

oh man lol

Dixie Jan 31st, 2008 01:15 PM

My ex-husband was bald at 19. I still make fun of him for getting pink yarn hair extensions to cover it. Yes I said pink yarn. It looked hideous.Thank god he did that after I left his ass.
Don't forget that genes can skip around generations, even if no one in your family on either side is bald it may be a recessive gene!

Don't worry about fertility, there are too many snot-nosed poop machines already. I personally am refusing to breed.

Neen Jan 31st, 2008 01:34 PM

If only idiots breed then all semblance of knowledge is doomed. DOOMED!

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 01:42 PM

Agreed, neen. I need some intelligent ladies up in here! :mocketry

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 01:56 PM

I got a vasectomy, no kids for me. I can always buy one if I want one so badly.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 02:02 PM

vasectomy? rar... why?

I can think of so many reasons, but which one do you pick?

Mintrude Jan 31st, 2008 02:06 PM

Bear in mind I'm four years younger than you, and I'm balding.

Pub Lover Jan 31st, 2008 02:11 PM

How many Bears younger than who?

terrva Jan 31st, 2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mintrude (Post 529124)
Bear in mind I'm four years younger than you, and I'm balding.

Ouch. I probably would've played the yo-yo game with my neck if i'd been balding four years ago.

And speaking of idiots breeding, you all should check out Idiocracy by Mike Judge. He totally nailed that one. Too bad it didn't do well due to crappy advertising. Damn hollywood ruining everything that is good.

argonath Jan 31st, 2008 03:44 PM

I started balding at 18. It got really bad by 22, so I just shaved it all off and have kept it that way since.

Science Time: The genetic recipe for male-pattern baldness comes from the mother's side. Look to her brothers and father for answers there. Otherwise just chalk it up to high testosterone levels.

Zomboid Jan 31st, 2008 03:48 PM

That sucks. My uncle is bald and I think my grandpa was balding too. I have a full head of hair still though. It doesn't even look like it's thinning.

Esuohlim Jan 31st, 2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by argonath (Post 529160)
Science Time: The genetic recipe for male-pattern baldness comes from the mother's side. Look to her brothers and father for answers there. Otherwise just chalk it up to high testosterone levels.

I have to play the waiting game here. My mom has no brothers and her dad died when he was 27. I don't think he was balding at the time though.

Without my luxurious locks I'm nobody >:

Tadao Jan 31st, 2008 04:11 PM

I'm just getting white hair from stress. I hope I go all white and get to play in martial arts films one day.

Chojin Jan 31st, 2008 04:31 PM

I started thinning on top a couple years ago, but it hasn't gotten any worse since then. I got so depressed about it once that I shaved my head, and it looked great, but Emily hated it and I had to grow my hair out again.

And it grew back thicker, and now it's thinning again.

Vanhelm13 Jan 31st, 2008 08:20 PM

I'm 15 and have the beginnings of a receding hairline.
And my hair is really thin.

Fat_Hippo Feb 1st, 2008 04:32 PM

Wow, I didn't realize so many people start to go bald at such an early age. Well, I think I'm safe, seeing as I don't have any bald/balding realtives, and even my grandpa still has a full head of hair at 80. Unless I pull the ass-card like terrva here and go bald anyway. Well, I can only hope, I guess.

Chojin Feb 2nd, 2008 12:57 AM

Everyone else in my family except for my dad has a full head of hair, so I don't know why I'm thinning ;<

Emu Feb 2nd, 2008 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 529470)
except for my dad

there's your answer

Dr. Octogonopus Feb 3rd, 2008 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by terrva (Post 529020)
Allrighty folks, this is the deal: i'm going bald. Or balding, if you will. I'm also twenty years old. Isn't this just grand? For the record, almost none of my relatives either from my mother's or father's side are naturally bald. Is there a demon in my head eating all my hair? Is god punishing me for the sins i've done? Do i have a poor blood circulation in my scalp or something?

Feel obliged to sympathize, insult, ignore or share your own baldness related thoughts in this thread.

you think you got it bad? kid at my school. IS naturally bald at sixteen. don't know why.


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