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Emu Feb 21st, 2008 03:51 PM

All you fags diagnosed with "Asperger's" (56k lol)
 
It's a known fact that at least 78% of people have Asperger's syndrome. And at least 97% of those people are self-diagnosed. Unfortunately, there has been no litmus test to determine how many of these people have honest-to-god Asperger's syndrome.

Until now.

Now, normally I don't like linking to Encyclopedia Dramatica, but I was so moved by this poor man's story of finding true love that I felt it needed to be shared with the internet whenever possible.

I'll take some time to introduce you to the wonderful world of Chris-chan.

If you think you have Asperger's syndrome, compare your life to his and then kill yourself.

Some highlights that may or may not appear on the ED page (complements SomethingAwful internet detectives):

http://img.waffleimages.com/ca07810d...722a022a/6.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/d34e9cd1...cc94e55e/7.jpg

And don't forget to read the comic that he personally drew himself about how his dog ate a magic weed and turned into a Pokemon. They don't necessarily seem to be numbered in any particular order.
http://img.waffleimages.com/52f33036...2ebf9523/8.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ddf74317...01aafc45/9.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/bbb0f752...0b9d36d/11.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/1077a1ea...5c5d269/12.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/801aa244...5b776969/4.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ff8211cd...0041926/13.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/fce7831e...af2fadf/14.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/27b9b6ba...3282bab/15.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/8854b6f0...6f56fcb/16.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/fed016ac...90ad164/17.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/25197f0d...b7efb3d/18.jpg

I will admit that I am jealous of his game collection. But since it's mostly sonic games I'm only a little jealous. :|

And the comic that started it all: Christian's quest for true love. This comic is adapted from something that actually kind of happened.

http://img.waffleimages.com/3b646093...8c/sonichu.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/80ebf04e...4ea73a3e/2.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ee263c38...age_RBGxur.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ee263c38...age_RBGxur.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/37fe92a8...age_VcsNCe.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/6c6aa47f...age_bCtiQr.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/88443c87...age_rm5TgE.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/6843afb2...age_gGGZTu.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/32007dd4...age_Dj2cal.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/4e282caf...age_3wHP3u.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/e16b7fff...age_C8JkMw.jpg

You notice his eyes are always two different colors?
Part 2:

http://img.waffleimages.com/ba380c59...9197df3/20.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/d0a3337d...766181f/21.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/6af026b4...dd3e406/22.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/865a4ee2...7325698/23.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/7b46faf2...225d29b/24.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/984774af...ba7fcca/25.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ad6ec41d...4e91664/26.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/ddef3f00...2bd01b7/27.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/f3d5c87c...f6c22b2/28.jpg
http://img.waffleimages.com/8a616f5f...c00e904/29.jpg
^this one contains my favorite line out of any of them; try to guess which one it is!
http://img.waffleimages.com/592317c0...8aaac9e/30.jpg


And since I basically copied this dude's post I will give credit where credit is due:

Link to original post.

executioneer Feb 21st, 2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 533677)
It's a known fact that at least 78% of people *on the internet* have Asperger's syndrome.

i think this is probably more accurate :x

executioneer Feb 21st, 2008 04:06 PM

OH THANKS QUOTE FUNCTION FOR MAKING THE BIT I PUT IN ITALICS BLEND IN I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE >:

Otto Feb 21st, 2008 04:19 PM

This guy should be a medical resource, because any time I have a friend who claims to have aspergers, I point them in the direction of that guy's site.

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 04:32 PM

Why is Autism cool to lie about? Maybe saying you don't have it when you do, but pretending to be a fuckup?

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 04:35 PM

I'd rather lie about an STD

Otto Feb 21st, 2008 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 533695)
Why is Autism cool to lie about? Maybe saying you don't have it when you do, but pretending to be a fuckup?

It gives them an excuse for being an anti-social retard who doesn't bathe.

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2008 04:37 PM

Who needs an excuse? :x

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 05:07 PM

Are any of those links still working for you guys? Otherwise I'm gonna just upload them to my photobucket.

Zomboid Feb 21st, 2008 05:15 PM

Nope.

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2008 05:21 PM

I noticed that when I changed them from .jpeg to .jpg in my address bar they worked, but when I editted your post to change them that way they stopped working again :(

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 05:22 PM

Fuck. I'll photobucket them then.

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 05:24 PM

Argh it's not letting me save them correctly. Just click the link in red, they're all there.

Zomboid Feb 21st, 2008 05:29 PM

I did that and I had a reeeeally good laugh. Further down in the thread someone links to a video of him doing a parappa rap. It's great, because it's what I envision most fans of the game (gw) to be like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq_S7fV1zLY - rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeuHn...eature=related - ALLOW ME TO DISPEL A FEW RUMORS

PS - This would be one of those times where it's acceptable to masquerade as a girl to fuck with this guy. Notice he wants a BOYFRIEND FREE girl.

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 06:22 PM

http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm

His personal website. Enjoy, Learn, and Stay Straight (I AM SERIOUS).

Guitar Woman Feb 21st, 2008 06:30 PM

:lol



I called bullshit on the aspergers thing a while ago and everyone who doesn't suck agrees with me ;<

I just really hate people and am a klutz, apparently those things could be mistaken for autism!

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 06:34 PM

I know I mention it like every time Asperger's comes up but I have a cousin with it and this thundering man-child of the plains is everything I fear he would ever become. He behaves a lot like this guy - drawing things constantly, designing games and Sonic is his favorite character. There seems to be some kind of common thread, here. He's not as bad as this kid, but he hasn't hit puberty yet, either.

WhiteRat Feb 21st, 2008 06:43 PM

Does waffle images even work on any other site besides SA?

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 06:44 PM

probably not :\

Tadao Feb 21st, 2008 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 533741)
I know I mention it like every time Asperger's comes up but I have a cousin with it and this thundering man-child of the plains is everything I fear he would ever become. He behaves a lot like this guy - drawing things constantly, designing games and Sonic is his favorite character. There seems to be some kind of common thread, here. He's not as bad as this kid, but he hasn't hit puberty yet, either.

It's rough having a family member that is messed up mentally. My little brother was given acid and for the last 15 years he was schizophrenic. He would hear voices telling him to do evil things, and he was a good kid so it drove him crazy that he would have evil thoughts. I found him hanging in the closet Oct.2007. Acceptance is critical with these guys, and when you don't look messed but are, people treat you like shit.

23_ Feb 21st, 2008 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 533739)
I just really hate people and am a klutz, apparently those things could be mistaken for autism!

Then I may be at risk as well.

MattJack Feb 21st, 2008 09:16 PM

the frog in parappa is bad ass :(

Chojin Feb 21st, 2008 09:38 PM

I thought it was funny until I saw the 2nd link that zomboid posted :<

But at that point I just felt sorry for him and thought that he was really well-spoken for an autistic ;< Or for most english-speaking people, for that matter, if you use the internet often.

Zomboid Feb 21st, 2008 09:51 PM

I still find it hilarious. Partly because he sounds like the hippy teacher from Beavis and Butt-Head. I don't care too much about him being autistic. I just look at it as if he were some other random retard on youtube (that metroid guy) and it's funny.

Emu Feb 21st, 2008 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 533809)
I thought it was funny until I saw the 2nd link that zomboid posted :<

But at that point I just felt sorry for him and thought that he was really well-spoken for an autistic ;< Or for most english-speaking people, for that matter, if you use the internet often.

This is exactly what I thought until I saw the porn he drew of himself going down on his imaginary twin sister. Then I stopped.


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