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Dr. Octogonopus Feb 22nd, 2008 08:54 PM

Freakiest damn commercial ever.
 
Have you guys seen that Jack in the Box commercial, where him and I'm assuming his wife and some other couple are in the hot tub, and they're making implications of a foursome? What the hell is up with that?!?! It forced me into the experience of inhaling a gulpful of cherry limeade, choking, and now I have to clean the keyboard, all because Jack decided to give me mind taint. What is up with commercials becoming increasingly disturbing?!?!

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2008 08:55 PM

yeah foursomes are freaeeeaaaky

sloth Feb 22nd, 2008 09:05 PM

so is some variation on the theme of having to clean your drink off your computer screen/keyboard just the pseudo-highbrow longhand for 'LOL' or 'WTF' now?

Sam Feb 22nd, 2008 09:07 PM

I would SSSSOOOOOO involve myself into a foursome if Jack was in it just for the damn story.

Dr. Octogonopus Feb 22nd, 2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sloth (Post 534140)
so is some variation on the theme of having to clean your drink off your computer screen/keyboard just the pseudo-highbrow longhand for 'LOL' or 'WTF' now?

It was a sort of WTF, but in a different variation, like WTF I NEED BLEACH.

23_ Feb 22nd, 2008 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sloth (Post 534140)
so is some variation on the theme of having to clean your drink off your computer screen/keyboard just the pseudo-highbrow longhand for 'LOL' or 'WTF' now?

Either that or it's going to be a theme for future commercials.

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 09:27 PM

I'm fucking a hamburger right now! What are the odds?

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 09:30 PM

Extra Mayo, hold the pickle between 2 all beef patties!

23_ Feb 22nd, 2008 09:33 PM

Is the pickle super-sized?

Dr. Octogonopus Feb 22nd, 2008 09:34 PM

Giggity....?

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2008 09:37 PM

THIS THREAD SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AFTER THE FIRST REPLY

Yizas Feb 22nd, 2008 09:48 PM

Makes you wonder what Mcdonald's or Burguer king ummm maybe wendys r gonna do about it

OMG freaking GANG BANG!

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 09:49 PM

Thanks for killing the thread fag.

Dr. Octogonopus Feb 22nd, 2008 09:59 PM

I'm afraid to think about what would happen when Jared from Subway showed up....

Yizas Feb 22nd, 2008 10:07 PM

Hey i got one

What about the morning after,

Jack's neighbor:Hey jack how about a breakfest burrito
Jack: Nah had PLENTY of that yesterday

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2008 10:09 PM

LOCKED

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yizas (Post 534183)
Hey i got one

What about the morning after,

Jack's neighbor:Hey jack how about a breakfest burrito
Jack: Nah had PLENTY of that yesterday

Please explain how this is funny or even sexual?

Yizas Feb 22nd, 2008 10:19 PM

well it implies gay sex
burrito = penis

Dr. Octogonopus Feb 22nd, 2008 10:23 PM

Damn, Tadao, even <I>I</I> understood that one.

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 10:27 PM

If your penis looks like a burrito, you should see a Dr. about that. Do you keep if strapped between 2 boards for that flat look that's all the rage nowadays?

Gay sex and penises! Yeah, that's funny.

Yizas Feb 22nd, 2008 10:29 PM

more fun than fucking a hamburguer

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2008 10:37 PM

Oh! I was serious about that :(

Dr. Octogonopus Feb 22nd, 2008 11:18 PM

EWWWWWWWWWWW

WhiteRat Feb 22nd, 2008 11:32 PM

I think you are suffering from severe meth psychosis. Put some clothes on, stop fighting with your sister, and for the love of Zeus get your ass in rehab.

Yizas Feb 22nd, 2008 11:55 PM

God get out of my mind ! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh


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