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terrva Mar 11th, 2008 05:34 PM

Creepy gnome terrorizes south american town
 
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A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle902014.ece

Check out the video. Do you guys think it's a pranky midget with a wicked sense of humour, a visitor from another dimension or just some dog? In any case, that shit is scary!

executioneer Mar 11th, 2008 05:37 PM

is this the same as that leprechaun all those dimwitted southerners claimed to see awhile back

(ps not southern as in southern hemisphere, southern as in georgia)

(ps not georgia as in former ussr georgia)

Tadao Mar 11th, 2008 05:47 PM

ElPila is a stoned midget gnome.

darkvare Mar 11th, 2008 05:48 PM

is chupacabras junior lol

Fat_Hippo Mar 11th, 2008 05:48 PM

I think it's a mix of overactive imagination and stupidity caused by generations of inbreeding.

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 05:50 PM

Says the dude from Switzerland.

terrva Mar 11th, 2008 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537558)
Says the dude from Switzerland.

Sickburn!

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 06:01 PM

Don't drag Finland into this, you should already know you'll lose.

RaNkeri Mar 11th, 2008 06:10 PM

If I'd saw a garden gnome walk towards me, I surely wouldn't scream like a little girl :/

Esuohlim Mar 11th, 2008 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537565)
Don't drag Finland into this, you should already know you'll lose.

Against Switzerland? Pfft, Switzerland won't even try

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 06:15 PM

In a contest of which nation is more fucked up?

Pub Lover Mar 11th, 2008 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 537571)
If I'd saw a garden gnome walk towards me, I surely wouldn't scream like a little girl :/

You've overcome your Eisoptrophobia then?

RaNkeri Mar 11th, 2008 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 537578)
You've overcome your Eisoptrophobia then?


Yeah, although it required some hard 80s style training sessions. You know, under the guidance of an asian mentor.


Too bad I now have hypofobia though :/

Chojin Mar 11th, 2008 06:32 PM

is that a fear of spelling

WhiteRat Mar 11th, 2008 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 537580)
...You know, under the guidance of an asian mentor.


Too bad I now have hypofobia though :/

Too bad you are a racist!

terrva Mar 12th, 2008 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 537625)
Too bad you are a racist!

Every single finn is a raging racist.

Fat_Hippo Mar 12th, 2008 09:25 AM

The Swiss too actually. You should see us talking about turks or east europeans...or americans and brits for that matter. I don't think you people honestly want to know what the rest of the world thinks of you.:|

Fathom Zero Mar 12th, 2008 03:04 PM

We don't care because your country never does anything anyway.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 03:06 PM

Switzerland is the rest of the world?

Fat_Hippo Mar 12th, 2008 04:57 PM

FZ: except for selling weapons to countries like Iran. Yeah, we're great.

Tadao: huh?

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 04:59 PM

What does the rest of the world think of us. I only get fox news.

Fat_Hippo Mar 12th, 2008 05:05 PM

That you're all a bunch of morons, a lot of you religious fanatics, and you can sue anything and win (whether the latter is postive or not, I don't know). Your government is incompetent and your politicians crooked, but you have good movies and music. That's basically it in a nutshell.

Ps: I don't think that, but most of switzerland does.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 05:19 PM

Well you are a moron sir!

Your county has it right. The thing that your country doesn't understand is how proud we are of these values. You guys might think that you understand it, but no :( you really don't. And if you say you do I will come over there and kick your ass!

Fat_Hippo Mar 12th, 2008 05:21 PM

It would be worth it just to see you spend a couple hundred bucks on a plane ticket.

Okay, I understand.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2008 05:26 PM

Player Hater


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