It's a girl!
 

I was told I couldn't have children, due to the chemo. Ever.

But I am well into my fourth month. I just found out I'm having a girl. She is due September 8th. This one is sticking like glue! Her name will be Mia. :rock

If it was a boy, I would have named him Milhouse. :)

Is Glowbely still about?

Well done in being able to get knocked up, Tera. :(

Congratulations! My sister is making me a niece as we speak! It's going to be a rough few months, with all the crying and feces. :P

My sister is poppin' out a boy in 2.5 months. I'll be Uncle WhiteRat x2!

EDIT: Congrats though. If she's anything like you she'll attain the rank of General Field Marshall in the Symbionese Liberation Army in no time.

Pubs do you practiced vasectomy on yourself? :o

Guys, this is Terra's baby thread, not the My Sister Is Having A Baby thread.

BTW, my sister's first child is due in August. ;(

It's "Terra" Mister Pub! I didn't plan it but jeesum crow! I never thought I would be able to make more mini me's! They told me to forget it! I would never have children.

Thank god all of those glue suppositories stuck!

MISTER! >:

Congratulations, in all sincerity!

Thank you WR!! You always were a luv! And congratulations on your unclehood!

Thank you Fathom! You are so sweet!!! :love

Plus I'm not going to be a meenie anymore.

What if I provoke you.

Congrats. You should take pics of your milk filled boobies.

Offer me a banana taco. Or a chocolate covered carrot stick. Or a guacamole ice cream cone.

No. Take those away and I'll be the typical caste iron c#nt (mustn't swear around the baby) that ever shoved your cojones back up into your body cavity.

You're not a girl, are you??

Otherwise I have female abuses for you.

I haven't been around here much so I don't know you new folks. But don't make me say mean things. I have to be nice now. For baby Mia, you know.

That was to todao or whatever the name was.

And Zomboid? I sent you nudies, sweetie!!

...Back before all this...

You cuss like you have down syndrome.

I'll bet you squat when you pee.

Hey Terra usually I'm nothing but a dick to you but hey I'm feeling generous and just this once I'll be nice and say congratulations

If only it had been a boy :(

Millhouse, you'll always be nothing but a doll. Thank you!

I've gotten over my kid phobia, thankfully, so now I'm not awkward around children.

I fear this change in your disposition will be too much! How will you survive a day without demoralizing someone's spirit?

Fathom, I just don't have the fight in me anymore. Hopefully I'll breed it into this girlchild. I'm sure she'll make me blush. Something tells me that I'll be paying for my upbringing. In SPADES.

Congratulations!

Just move out of the trailer park ok or else you'll also be a grandmother in 11 years.

Yes, I agree. My six month goal is to move out of the trailer into a low rent apartment complex. Then I will apply for Habitat for Humanity and then, ZOOM!! Off to landbarronhood my man!

Nothing but laundrymats and check cashing establisments. If I save enough sheckels, I can make my minions off of a cockfight conglomerate named "Cocketerrafirma."

I will make my first $10,000.00 by the time Mia is 3 years old and move up into some form of home child care.

I cannot think beyond Mia's third year. Phone sex will obviously be out of the question....