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Basky The Basking Shark's Worst Life Experience
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Ferrit Mar 27th, 2008 12:54 AM


-gonna see that chick's staring face in my dreams tonight 8|

E-Dirt Mar 27th, 2008 01:10 AM

how does he get around again?

Darkfloyd Mar 27th, 2008 01:42 AM

That was hilarious. RoG, you may be insane, but in a good way.

BigMonkeyMan Mar 27th, 2008 04:25 AM

I thought it was pretty funny. It wasn't that scary though. It's just some girl that stares at OHMYGOD shes in my room someone
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Purple Man Mar 27th, 2008 04:30 AM

Very well done. The last frame is a serious LOL.

Pentegarn Mar 27th, 2008 05:26 AM

I thought that was funny in a twisted way. Well played.

saturnknight Mar 27th, 2008 09:49 AM

lol!!! that was funny

StampLvr Mar 27th, 2008 09:51 AM

I didn't think that was very funny at all.

Relaxing Dragon Mar 27th, 2008 02:36 PM

Creepy (the eyes, man! Those freakin' eyes!) and funny. Plus, it's a Basking Shark, and any mention of that kind of shark just makes me laugh (I especially love the picture of it going through the vegetable aisle in thye grocery store).

strummerdrum Mar 27th, 2008 02:56 PM

OMG that was hilaszrizo

Hangie Mar 27th, 2008 03:06 PM

I was more creeped out by the shark than the lady <:(. Anyway, youse guys need to make more fictional pieces such as this

rise1revolt1 Mar 27th, 2008 03:13 PM

great, now I'm gonna see two strange lights for the rest of the day. just great.

rise1revolt1 Mar 27th, 2008 03:16 PM

wait I solved it, that baby he was eating in the store, the lady was the mom!!

Julio Mar 27th, 2008 04:24 PM

Gigantic maw...

Doctor_Who Mar 27th, 2008 04:32 PM

Completely bizarre, but what else is the internet for?

Protoclown Mar 27th, 2008 06:36 PM

Haha, I loved it!

Aequil Mar 27th, 2008 07:17 PM

I'd love a couple of glowing eyes, it'd be ever so handy. Except then i would have to go around and stare at sharks all the time...

Relaxing Dragon Mar 27th, 2008 08:32 PM


wait I solved it, that baby he was eating in the store, the lady was the mom!!
Ah man, I just noticed the baby in there. That made me laugh even harder... I know, that's probably not a good thing, but the fact that there's a picture up there of a basking shark floating (swimming? How does he get around? And just how important is leg room to a shark?) around a grocery store, eating up vegies and the occasional baby, well, that's just a big bucket of LOL to me.

mmm_braaains Mar 27th, 2008 10:19 PM

Hahaha. The picture where the devil-woman is sitting in the theater
with the demonic 'Village of the Damned' kids' eyes made me LOL.

I wanna have Basky's shark-babies.

Jaimas Mar 27th, 2008 10:46 PM

I think that Basky's too kind to actually eat a Baby. he may have been carrying it, Kirby-style, in his mouth to hand it over to security. I mean, he has no arms. :(

Poxpower Mar 28th, 2008 01:15 AM

Basking sharks are awesome.
Just because they're the second biggest fish, they just don't get any love.

Seriously, fuck whale sharks.

Coryjonc Mar 28th, 2008 02:18 AM

The part with the stamps at the end was genius. It's like that lady had everything planned out from the beginning.

mburbank Mar 28th, 2008 11:43 AM

I found that quite excellent.

Asila Mar 28th, 2008 12:43 PM

I found it funny in that uncomfortable, unnerving sort of way. Yay!

Fufuless Mar 28th, 2008 03:59 PM


executioneer Mar 28th, 2008 04:02 PM

asila how come you dont post so much anymore

Dimnos Mar 28th, 2008 05:05 PM

wtf are you talking about? Whale sharks rock! Someone should do a bit about whale sharks vs. basking sharks to a Benny and the jets theme

Oska_Go_Wilde Mar 29th, 2008 12:45 AM

The scary thing is that I'm surprised this hasn't happened to me, yet. It really honestly wouldn't faze me if it did happen to me, because well, I've had weirder things happen. Like that can of beans that seemed to have dimensional-failure-issues.

Dungeonbrownies Mar 29th, 2008 01:58 AM

honestly, those stalkers exist, i'd be afraid if i had an ugly stalker, but if theyre "hittable" its like having youre very own personal superfan. I actually met a gal like that beore. she was unattractive and not great in the personality (the thing i look for when looking past the outside ["because beauty is only skin deep, so shutup before i peel your skin off"-i dont remember when i threatened someone with that, but i do remember yelling it atleast once]) so i might try hypnotizing er into becoming my own super fan. it'd be good.

Kirbykid Mar 30th, 2008 02:10 PM

I just loved that he was a Basking Shark for NO REASON!! Greatest thing ever!

Asila Mar 30th, 2008 09:20 PM

"asila how come you dont post so much anymore"

Full-time classes :( But I still love you!

executioneer Mar 30th, 2008 09:32 PM

oh ok! i was worried someone scared you off

Obscurus Lupa Apr 2nd, 2008 02:50 AM


Goronian Apr 2nd, 2008 07:48 AM

I find it kinda unsettling, though... Because, well... There ARE people like that. Not with glowing eyes, but still... Makes you nervous.

Flashman Apr 3rd, 2008 03:36 PM

arghh the eyes thoose damm eyes

Ancient Echo Apr 5th, 2008 02:49 AM

Kudos bro, that was a well put together short story.

Count Mek Apr 5th, 2008 09:17 PM

Oh shi, that was actaully scary XD
Maybe it was the Psyconauts' final boss music I had playing during it.
Really awesomatical.

0dd1 Apr 8th, 2008 07:56 AM

I'm creeped out. I think I'll go hide in a corner now where she can't see me.

Tanuki Jul 13th, 2008 07:57 AM

Going to gouge her eyes out.

resident-adam Aug 9th, 2008 03:04 AM

Pretty funny, that lass was a wee bit unsettling... {:[

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