-Get the i-mockery account now before the site re-design. Trust me it'll save you some trouble.

-You don't need her, she's just a fucking bitch.

-Quit being a pussy.

-Here are the lottery numbers for every day/whatever lotteries go by in the near future.

YES. I was just talking about how I wished I knew I wouldn't get in trouble for anything while I was a kid :<

bullshit on that, I've all but ruined my future at this point.

-Keep up the good work, you're doing a bang-up job!

GW is at the exact age now that I would go back to & tell to cut the crap.

I'm actually buckling down in school lately, but I really don't think someone with a history of mental illness is going to be a good candidate for a law enforcement job

which I really really want :<

Then again I could become a masked vigilante like those guys in that other thread!

Just accept the fact that you've got an obsessive personlity, find something useful for it :rolleyes

-YOU HAVE ASPERGER'S SYNDROME! GO GET HELP ON HOW TO DEAL WITH IT!

-The birth control pills are making you gain weight. Ask the gyno for another kind.

-The world isn't out to get you, you're having a serious reaction the cymbalta. Get back on luvox.

-Don't pick those dandelions. Mom might like them, but they'll make you sneeze and you're eyes will itch and swell so badly that you'll barely be able to see by the time you get home. You're allergic to them, stupid.

-Buy an epililator. The depilitory will burn your face, shaving will irritate it.

-You and him are only together because you're both desperately lonely, not because you make a good couple.

-Make plans for grad school earlier, so you don't end up working retail for over a year after you get rejected. And don't blow off that stupid health class you had to take just to graduate, it'll fuck up your GPA.

-Do lateral raises with your weights, they'll help the problem with your shoulders far more than any of that bullshit with the stretchy band that the physical therapist told you to do.

-Go ahead and punch out the stupid bitch. You're too young to get a criminal record, you're strong enough to take her, and people won't fuck with you anymore if you beat her senseless in the hallway. Bite her too, for good measure.

this thread is GBS

i thought some of you guys were better than this

Wanna clue those of us over the age of 30 what GBS stands for?

I tried looking it up bet there are 187 unverified definitions for it and 75 verified definitions.

It's the General Bullshit forum of Something Awful. Seven Force seems to think that a thread like this is exclusive to that site.

Hi past me, i have a few things to tell you about... THE FUTURE!
1.Yes,Miss Holloway is a rotten old bitch, but ACTUALLY PUT EFFORT IN HER HOMEWORK!
2. James is a retard who has DOS,on his PC. Don´t go to the movies with him.
3. Maca will grow up to be an idiot. Go out with Cristina.
4. DO NOT,i repeat DO NOT see this movie called Epic Movie. It will only cause extreme vomiting.
5. Invest in this little thing called Wikipedia.
6. Yes,MR.T is awesome. Even 10 years from now.
7. Go to Trinity college. Yes, i know your acting isn´t that good. SO PRACTISE!
8. Marina, while she may look intimidating, will be your best friend later on.

1. seven force do not mention GBS outside GBS it annoys people a lot

fuck you, pig

Haha Seven Force was right.

see?!

well ok not really, if it was GBS she'd revel in the fact that she's no longer a "neurotypical" and not get help

OMG, MAX BURBANK FROM THE PAST, YOU WOULD MAKE YOUR FUTURE SELF GAY IF NOT FOR THE FACT IT WAS STILL STRICTLY FOR THE LADIES!

I'd tell myself to draw shit that was actually original instead of copying everything so that I'd be better by now.

Also, "DAMMIT LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET. JESUS CHRIST LOOK OUT."

Your initial feelings were right, 'Those who fear tomorrow' IS incredible, and you will still listen to it on a daily basis 18 years from now.

girls never get less complicated to understand, only less complicated to distinguish

do your homework
dont talk to the emo kids
get PE more than twice
and lastly...

Fuck all those mexican chicks, dammit!!!:rock

me from 10 minutes ago:

don't read the last page of this thraed