Penis enlargement? MORE than twice?

Oh shit, I bet this guy has some stories to tell! :x

Yeah, ok, so you don't wanna go to uni. But you were too fucking lazy to get a job in your year out, so just go....
Also: now you have money, go all those places you are told to. It will be fun. The train will not eat you.
Finally: Yes everyone at highschool was a dick, but you'll never see any of them again after it's finished. Don't worry. Most friends after actually like you!

Young Modular,

I understand that you hate Math and Science, but if you really pay attention and work hard, it might open up a few more doors.

See a doctor about your anxiety issues.

You're right. You live in a town with a bunch of narrow-minded morons, but you know what? Things will get better, and fortunately, there are more worldly people once you get out of there.

If film is what you really want to go after, go after it. Don't be afraid that people are going to laugh at you for choosing it as an occupation. However, you will not make a lot of money, and you will NOT be famous.

You'll get your driver's license when you're 26.

Smoking is really expensive, save up.

Pay attention in school, or you get sent to an Army Academy.
That is a porcupine. Do not touch it. It will ruin your shit.
Just because a shell didn't come out of his shotgun when he pumped it doesn't mean it's empty. Those things can jam, too.

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