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MockBot May 6th, 2008 01:47 AM

A Short, Untitled Play For Marionettes
 
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Trash May 6th, 2008 02:18 AM

Absolutely insane and pointless, like always.

Max, marry me.

Jaimas May 6th, 2008 02:45 AM

By the gods, this is artwork.

Relaxing Dragon May 6th, 2008 03:05 AM

Ridiculous beyond most forms of measure, and I absolutely loved it. Wonderful job, made me laugh (probably more than I should've, especially once the dog went down).

Relaxing Dragon May 6th, 2008 03:06 AM

Also, who's Bruce?

greenimp May 6th, 2008 05:07 AM

I... I dont know what to say... this is... pure artwork, created by a master, I... just... wow...

Colonel Flagg May 6th, 2008 05:34 AM

Quote:

WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE YOU SHUT UP YOU, STUPID SERBIAN KIKE?!
Genius. Pure genius.

Is this "Dave" any relation to Dave from the pool hall, or is that just some sort of sick coincidence?

OxBlood May 6th, 2008 07:11 AM

I like that kind of randomness/insanity. Reminds me of myself.

mburbank May 6th, 2008 11:48 AM

Dave is my favorite, all purpose everyman name.

Is there a Bruce left in there? That was from the first draft. Bruce was changed to0 the Knight. I'll have to go in and look for it and give RoG a heads up.

rizzo May 6th, 2008 01:26 PM

Completely great as always, Max. Are you going to put a book together at any point?

mburbank May 6th, 2008 01:34 PM

I'm looking for a literary agent to represent me, but have been for quite some time and no damn takers.

I really don't want to self publish.

Thanks, though.

Geggy May 6th, 2008 01:49 PM

Yesterday I saw a license plate that said "DAVED". As in, "you have been 'DAVED'."

Jigby Huggletinks May 6th, 2008 02:45 PM

DAVE DESERVES DEATH BY THE HAND OF THE FOLLOWERS OF BURBANK.

I shall investigate my local library's policy on holding puppet shows, and I will most likely be attempting to perform this show live, in your honor.

Tetsu Deinonychus May 6th, 2008 04:21 PM

If anyone actually does perform this play, be sure to film it and put it on Youtube or something so we can all enjoy it (if that's okay with Max). This would be the best puppet show ever!

Colonel Flagg May 6th, 2008 10:20 PM

It would have been great if this puppet show were featured instead of the one with that stinking goatherd in "The Sound of Music". The dialogue would have been spot on. And Julie Andrews would have sung it, too. Bonus.

LeNoRe18 May 6th, 2008 11:39 PM

personally I was waiting for Dave to go ballistic on the other two puppets XD I mean I would have if I was him XD

SunnyD May 6th, 2008 11:45 PM

I just live the sort of cynical way in which things like these are written. It makes me just want to get up and kick babies around, but in a good way.

Dungeonbrownies May 6th, 2008 11:58 PM

by god, you must really hate dave.

Desert_Screams May 7th, 2008 03:22 PM

Is there going to be a sequel? There must be a sequel. Dave's revenge-- or perhaps that of the dog (ghost-dog)? It will be more looney brilliance, no doubt about it.

Marthaeus Autolykos May 7th, 2008 10:04 PM

This reminded me a lot of "The Bald Soprano."

mburbank May 8th, 2008 10:45 AM

Dude! I love Ionesco!

Fat_Hippo May 8th, 2008 01:14 PM

Just plain fucked up, and hilarious. If people had any common sense, THIS would be performed by schools, instead of the usual shit heaps knows as school plays.

butthead99 May 8th, 2008 07:56 PM

what the fuck dude? puppet bashing? lol

executioneer May 9th, 2008 01:19 AM

huh huh, those puppets are made of wood

Count Mek May 14th, 2008 11:17 PM

Once again, masterly work Max!
Max Poowwweeer!

Travis touchdown Jul 14th, 2009 12:17 AM

"At least the author knew better than to give you any real lines. Then it'd be all

(The Knight begins to caper about stage, flapping his arms making a hideous donkey noise)"
my brain just exploded with awesome


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