The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever!
 

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I don't think the Golden Corral will be my #1 choice for pre-apocalypse dining.

Then you obviously didn't read mister Burbanks article on the Golden Corral. The place is apparently Shangri La.

Now, if I were to try scenario 3 and the world didn't end, how long would it be before the urine drunk madness offset the guilt of cannibalism?

I was planning on taking a vacation to Cleveland, OH to go to a Hardees and Cheeseburger in paradise, we just don't have them here. Might be hoofing it instead. Going to be a looong vacation.

I think I'll stay home and dig a new fallout shelter in the backyard.

I have yet to find a golden corral, my plan'd be more along the lines of insane rampage and something of an overdrugged and overeating self destruction I'd be oblivious to as I'd be in the highest state any person could reach... ever.

I think I'll go with scenario 1, but with the Statue Of Liberty "Planet Of The Apes" thing from #2, and the freak-out from #4.

Actually, we were planning to go to Disney world, so I'll just go there as planned, and improvise! ;)

Golden Corral is the ninth wonder of the world

The current plan I have is to build a Viking warship, and then proceed to raid the West Coast all the way to Canada, raping and pillaging along the way, then across to Russia, down into China,a quick stop to burn most of Australia to the ground, back to India, then through the Suez Canal skipping Africa entirely. (sure the world's coming to an end, but I think catching AIDS from the raping step would but a damper on my conquesting fury for Europe) Hopefully by that point at least 4% of the world's population would be bearing my seed, so I could wait for armageddon to rain down.

I just love those manifestations of pure chaos you produce Max, thank you :) Again.

I'm planning to be declared sovereign ruler of at least 2 countries, and then invade Poland.

someone start building Vaults already

Great artical! Thanks Max this is exactly why I love you. I can't even think of something stupid to say. Other than that I guess.

I read this after I saw the movie "The Day After Tomorrow". I had nightmares. Thanks a lot. :P

Didn't I actually GO on a road trip vacation with you once? Or did you miss out on that fatefull journey. Charlie fell asleep at the wheel and drove right off the highway.

If I am gonna psych myself up for the apocolypse, I'm going to the Waffle House!

Tim

"If I am gonna psych myself up for the apocolypse, I'm going to the Waffle House!"

Waffle House FTW!

Slay the waffle beast before you go!

I was going to Cancun, but now, thanks to this piece, i feel a sudden urge to take all my family into the woods!!

How fuuuuun with the urine, and town raiding, I need to get me some explosives for fishing!! Wooohoooo!!!

Is it just me, or did this article remind anyone else of the Fallout games?

probably

What Fallout games did you play?

i dunno, scen 3 looks pretty fun... and no, i'm not kidding, it genuanly appeals to me. and i dont know why...
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Or you could come to New Orleans, where the apocalypse already happened. I have friends here who can tell you how many shotgun blasts to the face it can take to drop a very determined attacker. There are large bloodstains on the sidewalk just around the corner from my apartment, which have been there about a week because it hasn't rained.

HA! Your pitiful plans shall not be enough to stop my Master's imminent destruction of your puny race! All shall fall underneath the mighty cloven hoof of my Master, HILLARY CLINTON!