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MockBot Jun 3rd, 2008 02:31 PM

The Very Last Summer Vacation Ever!
 
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palsy blue stupid Jun 3rd, 2008 03:12 PM

I don't think the Golden Corral will be my #1 choice for pre-apocalypse dining.

Drunken_Lemur408 Jun 3rd, 2008 03:37 PM

Then you obviously didn't read mister Burbanks article on the Golden Corral. The place is apparently Shangri La.

pac-man Jun 3rd, 2008 03:47 PM

Now, if I were to try scenario 3 and the world didn't end, how long would it be before the urine drunk madness offset the guilt of cannibalism?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 3rd, 2008 04:48 PM

I was planning on taking a vacation to Cleveland, OH to go to a Hardees and Cheeseburger in paradise, we just don't have them here. Might be hoofing it instead. Going to be a looong vacation.

Mac Brookman Jun 3rd, 2008 06:17 PM

I think I'll stay home and dig a new fallout shelter in the backyard.

Dungeonbrownies Jun 3rd, 2008 10:13 PM

I have yet to find a golden corral, my plan'd be more along the lines of insane rampage and something of an overdrugged and overeating self destruction I'd be oblivious to as I'd be in the highest state any person could reach... ever.

Tetsu Deinonychus Jun 3rd, 2008 10:31 PM

I think I'll go with scenario 1, but with the Statue Of Liberty "Planet Of The Apes" thing from #2, and the freak-out from #4.

Actually, we were planning to go to Disney world, so I'll just go there as planned, and improvise! ;)

neoboman Jun 3rd, 2008 11:44 PM

Golden Corral is the ninth wonder of the world

HeroliciousDeBlanc Jun 3rd, 2008 11:46 PM

The current plan I have is to build a Viking warship, and then proceed to raid the West Coast all the way to Canada, raping and pillaging along the way, then across to Russia, down into China,a quick stop to burn most of Australia to the ground, back to India, then through the Suez Canal skipping Africa entirely. (sure the world's coming to an end, but I think catching AIDS from the raping step would but a damper on my conquesting fury for Europe) Hopefully by that point at least 4% of the world's population would be bearing my seed, so I could wait for armageddon to rain down.

OxBlood Jun 4th, 2008 03:24 AM

I just love those manifestations of pure chaos you produce Max, thank you :) Again.

Jaimas Jun 4th, 2008 03:45 AM

I'm planning to be declared sovereign ruler of at least 2 countries, and then invade Poland.

executioneer Jun 4th, 2008 03:51 AM

someone start building Vaults already

wobzire Jun 4th, 2008 10:44 AM

Great artical! Thanks Max this is exactly why I love you. I can't even think of something stupid to say. Other than that I guess.

Colonel Flagg Jun 4th, 2008 11:39 AM

I read this after I saw the movie "The Day After Tomorrow". I had nightmares. Thanks a lot. :P

mburbank Jun 4th, 2008 11:50 AM

Didn't I actually GO on a road trip vacation with you once? Or did you miss out on that fatefull journey. Charlie fell asleep at the wheel and drove right off the highway.

Cowracer Jun 4th, 2008 11:57 AM

If I am gonna psych myself up for the apocolypse, I'm going to the Waffle House!

Tim

Dimnos Jun 4th, 2008 03:15 PM

"If I am gonna psych myself up for the apocolypse, I'm going to the Waffle House!"

Waffle House FTW!

Slay the waffle beast before you go!

ginmortal Jun 4th, 2008 07:54 PM

I was going to Cancun, but now, thanks to this piece, i feel a sudden urge to take all my family into the woods!!

How fuuuuun with the urine, and town raiding, I need to get me some explosives for fishing!! Wooohoooo!!!

Autrach Sejanoz Jun 6th, 2008 01:58 AM

Is it just me, or did this article remind anyone else of the Fallout games?

executioneer Jun 6th, 2008 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 559040)
someone start building Vaults already

probably

pac-man Jun 6th, 2008 03:20 AM

Quote:

Is it just me, or did this article remind anyone else of the Fallout games?
What Fallout games did you play?

greenimp Jun 6th, 2008 05:07 AM

i dunno, scen 3 looks pretty fun... and no, i'm not kidding, it genuanly appeals to me. and i dont know why...
>.>
<.<

Marthaeus Autolykos Jun 9th, 2008 03:14 PM

Or you could come to New Orleans, where the apocalypse already happened. I have friends here who can tell you how many shotgun blasts to the face it can take to drop a very determined attacker. There are large bloodstains on the sidewalk just around the corner from my apartment, which have been there about a week because it hasn't rained.

gr8bishie Jun 9th, 2008 04:07 PM

HA! Your pitiful plans shall not be enough to stop my Master's imminent destruction of your puny race! All shall fall underneath the mighty cloven hoof of my Master, HILLARY CLINTON!

Count Mek Jun 15th, 2008 12:40 PM

Another amazing article Max, just can't think of anything to say; but there are diffintily worthy enough to all go in a book :D

Colonel Flagg Jul 9th, 2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mburbank (Post 559075)
Didn't I actually GO on a road trip vacation with you once? Or did you miss out on that fatefull journey. Charlie fell asleep at the wheel and drove right off the highway.

Shit, thanks for reminding me; I had up 'til now successfully blocked that memory from my conscious thoughts. I think he was driving my car, too.

vinus2008 Jul 24th, 2008 11:36 PM

Great article! Thanks Max. You look as if you are having the time of our life, that's awesome! I am addicted now! I am so envious of your trip. The places you have gone to are beautiful.
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