I hate women/girls who think they can beat up guys
 

I bet only like 1% of the worlds population of women could actually win a fight with a guy. These chicks talk all tough and think because they get a tattoo, single ear ring, cut their peroxided hair real short, wear mens clothes and smoke cigarettes that they're so suddenly all hard. Spitting on the sidewalk and all. :sleep :ugh

I like girls that bite. :love

My girlfriend gave me a concussion. :(

About fifteen years ago (give or take), before one of our chefs started working at the restaurant, he worked at a place called the Hilltop. He worked alongside a woman with the nickname of 'Butch'. She was thirty four, overweight, muscular, had buck teeth, and was apparently known for terrifying dishwashers with aggressively lewd propositions. She was also known for suddenly raising her leg and planting one foot on the kitchen counters in front of said hapless dishwashers. I would assume she would be in the "1%".

Outside of that 1%, I've also personally watched a very attractive, five foot tall, deceptively lean waitress toss around a screaming line cook like a rag doll and whale on him. It was funny. I imagine you'll be finding yourself in a similar situation at some point.

A lot of women take up martial arts for some odd reason.

more like martial arts & crafts

:lol

my little sister can prob. kick most of yalls asses

That was funny.

i :lold

did a girl beat you up or what?

I would wear a disguise and kick her in the face or pay some bitches to kill her.

GREAT THREAD, BRO

Girls who think they can beat up guys probably spend too much time around pussified men or are super mega lesbians. Girls who can beat up guys are sexy.



At least that one is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timelin...ncient_warfare

I wrote about 99% of that article. And everything in it has a citation.

Xena wasn't too far off the mark.

(although I doubt that I personally could beat up most men)

I’m talking about those chicks that want to show everyone that they can do everything a guy can do, but better. They take it to the extreme, too. My friends and I met one yesterday. Being all butch and gross. Talking about how she can kick any guys ass because she grew up with six brothers.

Maybe, but I bet she can’t write her name in the snow.

Certainly not with urine.

Unless her name is big yellow puddle of urine.

Touche

One day, my name will be Big Yellow Puddle O. Urine.

Now that's just plain being arrogant. Even if you can do something like that, you don't be obnoxious about it.

When did I meet you?

Fuck, I love Gina Carano :(

Oh yeah?

I'll do you one better Zomboid