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pac-man Jun 9th, 2008 07:22 PM

I guess he's referring to the outside chance somebody falls asleep at the wheel after drinking it.

RaNkeri Jun 10th, 2008 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 559894)
What exactly would cause a fatal accident? You do know that there are no pharmaceuticals in this beverage, right?

I'm not saying Drank would be the reason for the accident, but all the retarded people could claim it to be the reason. With accidents I mean for example falling asleep while driving or becoming generally more accident-prone with tools etc.

executioneer Jun 10th, 2008 06:03 AM

thats why they'll put a nice disclaimer on it removing them from liability if people do stupid shit like that

RaNkeri Jun 10th, 2008 06:32 AM

Too bad it hasn't worked 100% with tobacco :rolleyes

executioneer Jun 10th, 2008 06:42 AM

they didnt start disclaiming those until well after everyone was addicted to them already

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 07:26 AM

But still, Executioneer, our "lawsystem" is pretty crazy.

executioneer Jun 10th, 2008 07:54 AM

crazy like a fox

Adarg Jun 10th, 2008 09:36 AM

Yo, G! This DRANK be off the chizarts!




Word...

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 560172)
crazy like a fox

So that's where I fucked up! You have to use Simpsons quotes/references when and where they make sense. Damn!

BTW, I live in TX and have looked for Drank. Can't find the shit anywhere.

liquidstatik Jun 10th, 2008 11:39 AM

I requested that my local EZ-Mart purchase a case :o

Chojin Jun 10th, 2008 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 559894)
What exactly would cause a fatal accident? You do know that there are no pharmaceuticals in this beverage, right?

you say that like it will matter

sorry guys i just noticed this thread, carry on

Jeanette X Jun 10th, 2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 560145)
I'm not saying Drank would be the reason for the accident, but all the retarded people could claim it to be the reason. With accidents I mean for example falling asleep while driving or becoming generally more accident-prone with tools etc.

I don't know about that. Its been well-established for years that Benadryl causes drowsiness, but you don't hear about people claiming that it caused an accident and suing about it.

Chojin Jun 10th, 2008 04:35 PM

That's because it's a side effect and not an advertised theme of the product.

Jeanette X Jun 10th, 2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 560271)
That's because it's a side effect and not an advertised theme of the product.

Yeah, but Benadryl is marketed under the name of "Sominex" as a sleep aid as well, with drowsiness as the advertised theme of the product.

Chojin Jun 10th, 2008 04:49 PM

would you like to make a bet on whether or not tyrone will drink a 6-pack of these and then drive through the window of a hair extensions shop? and then someone's lawyer gon' get CALLED, mm hmm? :gyrate

Sorry, living in baltimore has made me racist ;<

MetalMilitia Jun 10th, 2008 04:50 PM

This is the worst idea for a drink ever. It's like guitar woman - the drink.

Tadao Jun 10th, 2008 05:31 PM

I'm sure they have already thought about lawsuits and have loopholes in place. If they haven't then they deserve to be sued and shut down.

executioneer Jun 10th, 2008 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 560186)
So that's where I fucked up! You have to use Simpsons quotes/references when and where they make sense. Damn!

BTW, I live in TX and have looked for Drank. Can't find the shit anywhere.

"crazy like a fox" is not a fucking simpsons reference you jagoff it's a phrase that's been in use since the 1940s >:

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 560383)
"crazy like a fox" is not a fucking simpsons reference you jagoff it's a phrase that's been in use since the 1940s >:

Jagoff like a fox!

MetalMilitia Jun 10th, 2008 08:25 PM

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Girl Drink Drunk Jun 10th, 2008 08:25 PM

Also, Homer said "Stupid like a fox".

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 560388)
Also, Homer said "Stupid like a fox".

Duly noted.

Fathom Zero Jun 10th, 2008 09:08 PM

lol I am so smart, S-M-R-T!

pac-man Jun 10th, 2008 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 560410)
lol I am so smart, S-M-R-T!

:lol

Yar, I don't know what I'm doin. :(

Jeanette X Jun 10th, 2008 09:25 PM

I doubt that the drink has a high enough quantity of the ingredients for it to have anything other than a placebo effect.


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