Greatest Beverage Ever: Drank
 

http://consumerist.com/tag/anti-ener...i+energy-drink

The Anti-Energy Drink. With Valerian, Melatonin, and Rose hips.

Sounds like beer for the under 21 set.

I can get my blackness on, now, though.

Fo shizzle.

Seeing how I live in H-Town, Imma pick some of this shit up when I see it.

I like how they are trying to use the popularity of purple(pain medicine) to market to people, especially kids under 21.

Whow that sounds like a trippy drink. i don't know if i should drink it or inject it into my veins. :lol

so is a drink to fall asleep :lol i would rather drink huachicol wich can get you drunk almost instantly

One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.
Not necessarily in that order

Need I mention the greatest cough syrup based drink ever?



Let me have it.

Stop tryin to be more hood than me, mattjack >:

& I wanna try some of this. :x

Oh for fuck's sake.

No, it ttlly makes sense bruh.



See?

what a horrible choice of rappers to use ;<

i was just trying to go for irony :(

ps ur link is broke

Suge should have dropped Vanilla Ice from that balcony :(

Better yet they should use DJ Screw, Big Moe, and Pimp C to hawk their drank. Oh wait...

EDIT: Also, i'm sure Indo G would love to have them use this song in their commercials:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=skdq3QtevNw

well the link was s'posed to be big moe's CITY OF SYRUP album cover :x

oh yuh & i live in texarkana :x

That sounds a lot like kava.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kava

I'm partial to "Purple World":

Knowing your lawsystem, it shouldn't take too long before the first lawsuit against Drank for being responsible of a fatal accident is filed.

Lawsystem sound like a word a foreigner would use.

What exactly would cause a fatal accident? You do know that there are no pharmaceuticals in this beverage, right?

I guess he's referring to the outside chance somebody falls asleep at the wheel after drinking it.

I'm not saying Drank would be the reason for the accident, but all the retarded people could claim it to be the reason. With accidents I mean for example falling asleep while driving or becoming generally more accident-prone with tools etc.

thats why they'll put a nice disclaimer on it removing them from liability if people do stupid shit like that

Too bad it hasn't worked 100% with tobacco :rolleyes

they didnt start disclaiming those until well after everyone was addicted to them already

But still, Executioneer, our "lawsystem" is pretty crazy.

crazy like a fox

Yo, G! This DRANK be off the chizarts!




Word...

So that's where I fucked up! You have to use Simpsons quotes/references when and where they make sense. Damn!

BTW, I live in TX and have looked for Drank. Can't find the shit anywhere.

I requested that my local EZ-Mart purchase a case :o

you say that like it will matter

sorry guys i just noticed this thread, carry on

I don't know about that. Its been well-established for years that Benadryl causes drowsiness, but you don't hear about people claiming that it caused an accident and suing about it.

That's because it's a side effect and not an advertised theme of the product.

Yeah, but Benadryl is marketed under the name of "Sominex" as a sleep aid as well, with drowsiness as the advertised theme of the product.

would you like to make a bet on whether or not tyrone will drink a 6-pack of these and then drive through the window of a hair extensions shop? and then someone's lawyer gon' get CALLED, mm hmm? :gyrate

Sorry, living in baltimore has made me racist ;<

This is the worst idea for a drink ever. It's like guitar woman - the drink.

I'm sure they have already thought about lawsuits and have loopholes in place. If they haven't then they deserve to be sued and shut down.

"crazy like a fox" is not a fucking simpsons reference you jagoff it's a phrase that's been in use since the 1940s >:

Jagoff like a fox!

DEN'AL PLAN... lisa needs braces
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Also, Homer said "Stupid like a fox".

Duly noted.

lol I am so smart, S-M-R-T!

:lol

Yar, I don't know what I'm doin. :(

I doubt that the drink has a high enough quantity of the ingredients for it to have anything other than a placebo effect.

Don't say placebo, it will ruin the illusion :(

LOOK AT WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY AT THE LOCAL CORNER STORE

Have you slowed your roll yet?

I tried it.

Didn't do anything to me really. Well, besides leave a lingering piss taste in my mouth. I think it's a bunch of bollocks

I hate the irregularity and regional inconsistencies in English for the preterite and past participle forms of "to drink". "He's drunk because he drank too much alcohol." -"How much had he drunk?" -"Enough to be drunken." UGH.

I just use "drank" a lot in everyday language

why?

cause i'm from the south, which means i'm uneducated

How does that stuff taste? I'm curious but don't want to try it if it's just overpriced Dimetapp.

"Slow your roll"? I'm sorry but what does that even mean? Guess I'm just dumb :( And it's says "relaxed energy" haha

Hahahaha. You don't know what "Slow your roll" means.

Means:
Chill out.
Relax, son.
"Why you gotta be walkin so fast all the time?"

uve jus been skooled bruh

:danny

:x

I still haven't seen this in stores but there's no way it's as good as the Redman/Method Man Passion Fruit Juice.

Of course it's not as good. It's Drank for Zeus' sake, it's the ANTI-energy drink. A drink so bold and original it has to mimic a codeine laced drink to suck the kiddies in.