Don't say placebo, it will ruin the illusion :(

LOOK AT WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY AT THE LOCAL CORNER STORE

Have you slowed your roll yet?

I tried it.

Didn't do anything to me really. Well, besides leave a lingering piss taste in my mouth. I think it's a bunch of bollocks

I hate the irregularity and regional inconsistencies in English for the preterite and past participle forms of "to drink". "He's drunk because he drank too much alcohol." -"How much had he drunk?" -"Enough to be drunken." UGH.

I just use "drank" a lot in everyday language

why?

cause i'm from the south, which means i'm uneducated

How does that stuff taste? I'm curious but don't want to try it if it's just overpriced Dimetapp.

"Slow your roll"? I'm sorry but what does that even mean? Guess I'm just dumb :( And it's says "relaxed energy" haha

Hahahaha. You don't know what "Slow your roll" means.

Means:
Chill out.
Relax, son.
"Why you gotta be walkin so fast all the time?"

uve jus been skooled bruh

:danny

:x

I still haven't seen this in stores but there's no way it's as good as the Redman/Method Man Passion Fruit Juice.

Of course it's not as good. It's Drank for Zeus' sake, it's the ANTI-energy drink. A drink so bold and original it has to mimic a codeine laced drink to suck the kiddies in.