The End is Nigh
 

Apparently we're due for a nuclear holocaust in a couple days..... or maybe these folks are just crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RsGK1CA34Y

Well, goodbye world.

Texas again?

Eh, whatever. Gas prices were getting too high anyway.

Every ten minutes a cult says the world is going to end.

No shit. Is Texas a fucking refuge for cults?

Nah, everything is just bigger in Texas.

If the question wasn't rhetoric,it's easy to own a gun and most people are religious. So...yeah.

PHILOSOPHY FORUM >:

Oh, c'mon G double D. The world's gonna end in less than 48 hours and you're worried about what threads belong where. For shame.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=11
Sorry, but your high-larious Doomsday cult nuclear holacaust should be moved so we can make space for more relevant threads in the General section.

I'll only believe it if Geggy says its true. He's a prophet, you know.

We've been due for a nuclear holocaust for decades now. What makes this different from the last predictions?

Also, this is his third prediction? Not a good track record.

Yeah, but the best cults are the ones that kill themselves before the event.
its always a good thing when mentalists kill themselves.

shit, i haven't lost my virginity yet :tear

lol and mgs 4 is due june 12 coincidence?

Maybe we're just being spared another disappointing movie on The Incredible Hulk?

its got the guy from american history x it can't go wrong

oh man did you guys see that, it looked like a nuclear bomb goin off

i wish i'd followed a nutjob's magic rules ;_;

:lol

Not just a nutjob, but a religious nutjob.

Well guys I managed to save us all with the help of a bodybuilding robot

BUT FOR HOW LONG

There is no such thing as a body building robot :rolleyes :rolleyes

TEXAS IS THE REASON

If it happened in Kentucky, it wouldn't be shit. Our "weather catastrophes" aren't threatening, I'd imagine "nuclear holocusts" would be the same. :lol

If it happened in Kentucky, it would be a blessing.

I hid in an old refridgerator during the worst of it. Thanks, Mr. Lucas.

My genitals got all tingly and now they don't feel anything.

*phew*

I really want a read or watch a follow-up to this story. Someone please find it.

Being that it wasn't the first time this kook decided to "predict" the end of the world, I'm surprised Good Morning America gave him the time of day in the first place.

I just want to watch disillusioned hillbillies explain it away.

They're rednecks, not hillbillies.

yeah c'mon chojin :rolleyes