If it happened in Kentucky, it would be a blessing.

I hid in an old refridgerator during the worst of it. Thanks, Mr. Lucas.

My genitals got all tingly and now they don't feel anything.

*phew*

I really want a read or watch a follow-up to this story. Someone please find it.

Being that it wasn't the first time this kook decided to "predict" the end of the world, I'm surprised Good Morning America gave him the time of day in the first place.

I just want to watch disillusioned hillbillies explain it away.

They're rednecks, not hillbillies.

yeah c'mon chojin :rolleyes