Hollywood killed another great comic book series (Wanted)
Why does the movie have absolutely nothing to do with the comic it was supposedly based off of??
In the comic, Wesley Gibbons is pulled into a secret society of super villains that run the world. They killed all the super heroes in 1986, and completely erased their existence. Now, they can kill, rape, and steal anything they want. Wesley's father was the legendary super villain "The Killer" and was shot down. Wesley must done his father's costume and become a super villain. He is trained by a black chick and a crazy time traveling scientist. Also, there is a radioactive condom. In the new movie, Wesley Gibson (they even fucked up his name) works for a group of assassins who protect the world. He is trained by a white chick and a black guy. HOW THE FUCK DO THEY FUCK UP A PLOT THAT FUCKING BADLY??!!! |
I'd venture to say they could give a fuck.
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I'd like to see one movie in which Angelina Jolie doesn't play the "sexy, sassy villain".
Edited to add: Or the hero humanitarian. |
I'd like to see Angelina Jolie bound by rope and force fucked. But that's just wishful thinking
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I would like to see someone shove a cattle prod down her throat.
Seriously, why couldn't they get someone like Halle(whatever the fuck her name is) Berry to play Wesley's girlfriend/teacher anyways? In the comic book she looks exactly like Halle Berry, so it would be easy to give her the part. |
I never read the comic or even knew there was one. I just know this movie looks like crap. My guess is its going to be another CG fest of over the top impossibilities in between shot of her looking "sexy", if you can call it that anymore, totally devoid of any substance.
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I still want to fuck her mouth.
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Well who doesnt? Im only concerned about here being "sexy" because this will be the first movie that I myself have seen her in since she got all those kids. Yea she only gave birth to a few of them but just having the others around has to wear on you as well. And two of the ones she did give birth to were twins right? Thats got to be rough.
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Trying saying that again with out over explaining yourself and I just might understand what you said.
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I read three sentences of her interview in 'Vanity Faire" (I don't know why I would ever read a magazine this putrid, but thats another topic for another thread) and I died. Inside that is.
Basically it's her talking about how she is still sexy. Fucking bitch. |
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Stupid bitch. I don't even think she is that attractive.
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I SWEAR TO GOD GUYS I JUST STUMBLED ACROSS THIS VILE MAGAZINE SRSLY IM NOT A HOMO YOU GUYS
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EDIT: Taking Lives is the name. |
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I actually saw the preview and I thought it might be worth seeing, like it might be good. It's hard to tell sometimes from the previews though. I never read the comic so I don't know much about it. |
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I didn't stumble across it, I picked it up and started reading it. Just for the hell of it. |
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