mister fart
 

mister fart called me at 1 in the morning last night to tell me that he is in america and is the most popular person ever. he met kevin smith and jay and a whole bunch of other people and kissed a girl, too, i think. i had to ask him to slow down his fancy talk because i was asleep when he called and he sounded like a cracked out version of the crocodile hunter.

i think he was drunk on australian rum and hallucinating from lack of sleep.

he mentioned something about someone drugging his pizza.

he's an angel and i'm totally pissed that i don't get to meet him >:

Glowbelly sounds like Globally. So when are you coming up to Canada again? I want to know so I can make sure I'm away.

Kevin Smith's wife kissed him and Jay hugged him a lot and I think they went bowling :eek

yes! bowling! he sang me a bowling song. he also had coffee at starbucks with some sexy lady and her mom, who later was being hugged by jay while sitting on her daughter's lap. i mean jay was sitting on the daughter's lap, not the mom...and they were talking about jay's cumstains on his pants.

mister fart should be in the next kevin smith movie :<

mister fart should be in every goddamned movie

I wish I was in a Kevin Smith movie :(

do you know mister fart? if not, please go away. this is a thread about how popular he is now that he is in america and about how jixby is going to kidnap him for life.

No.

I LOVE MISTER FART.

who doesn't?! :D